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Kingdom WHAT!
Story By: Kim & Van
Humor
PG
disclaimer: I don't own kingdom heart 1
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(Beep!)
Scene: Reunion in Transverse Town, Take, uh, somewhere in the 400s I last checked u
Sora: Riku! (pulls at his cheeks) I'm not dreaming, right? (stops his pulling) Someone pinch me!
Riku: (smirks, then pinches Sora's cheek back)
(Beep!)
Scene: Women, Unite!
Riku: How about High wind?
Sora: Me? Well... Excalibur!
Riku: Hey! How about...
Sora: The usual?
Kairi: Hey! Don't I get a say in this? Oh, right, I'm just another passenger? I Thought this Was Suppose to Be "Our" Raft!
Riku: Well... There's a higher chance of a tie... if you race.
Kairi: (pouts) Fine. But I get to decorate the raft!
(After the race)
Sora: Let's see Kairi.
Riku: Yeah.
Sora & Riku: (Both gawk at the frilly pink decorated, bright colored raft that doesn't even "look" like a raft)
Kairi: Either this or I'm naming it!
(Beep!)
(Beep!)
Scene: Uses for the Keyblade
Leon: Okay, now you ask for it! Hand it over!
Sora: What do you need he Keyblade for?
Leon: Just give it! (lunges but misses)
Yuffie: (laughs) How convenient. Squall lost his key.
Leo: YUFFIE! (embarrassed)
Yuffie: Aw, Squall just want to go 'home'.
(Sora left)
Leon: Yuffie! Look at what you've done!
(Beep!)
(Beep!)
Scene: Suppose they did went exploring?
Tidus: Come on, Wakka! (goes in)
Wakka : All right, man! (follows)
(Both creep slowly into the tunnel)
Wakka: It sure is creepy in here, ya?
Tidus: Wakka, d-don't be such a-a scardey-cat!
Wakka: Listen to the boy whose teeth are clattering (bounces a ball hard on Tidus)
Tidus: (shouts) OW! (rubs head)
(They continue through the tunnel to find...)
Tidus: Wh-wha! There's nothing in here but a door!
Wakka: Oh, this is cute!
Tidus: (throws hands up) What? There's nothing in here but a door and drawings!
(Wakka turns Tidus' head)
Wakka: Look! (both walk up to a drawing)
Tidus: No way! (eyes wide)
Wakka: Sora... (eyes soften)
Tidus: How can he be so cruel!
Wakka: What!
Tidus: Look, it may look nice, but look how far it is! He's practically shoving it down Kairi's throat!
Wakka: (gasps)
Tidus: ... should we...?
Wakka: No, Sora is our friend. Just pretend we didn't see it.
Both boys ran out of the tunnel as fast as possible.
Sora: Saw anything interesting?
Wakka & Tidus: (whistling innocently, looking anywhere but him) Nope. Nothing at all.
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Kingdom WHAT!
Story By: Kim & Van
Humor
PG
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Su: (releases a sigh of satisfaction) Good story, but... (looks at Kim with an evil tint in her eyes) it needs just a 'little' bit more work.
Kim: (gulps) Oh no, you- you're going to do something really, really bad to it, aren't you? Like- like-
Su: (smile so very sweetly) Oh no, Kim! I would never, ever do such a thing to your precious story! I'm going just... add things here and there (looks straight at Kim) You trust me, right Kim? You are my friend, right?
Kim: (looks at her suspiciously) Fine, but don't warp it so much that they're nothing alike.
Su: Yay, thankies! (glomps Kim)
Kim: WAH! GET OFF OF!
Van: (looks at them oddly, then comments) You are going to regret that, Kim.
Kim: (blinks) Huh?
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