Did you watch the Fairly Odd Parents Musical and think "What did they just sing?", "What happened in that song?", or "I wish I could remember that song."? If you did, than this is for you. Eventually, this will cover every line from every song (as well as a summary) painstakingly copied from my TiVo and inserted here. I'm not perfect however, and there will be a few errors where I couldn't figure out what was said. If you find any errors, please tell me in a review and I shall hopefully fix it. Also, I wrote song type only on the song I knew the song type of. This chapter covers: "Kid's Just Being Kids", "Get Flappy", "Adults Ruin Everything", and "We're Pixies".
Disclaimer: I don't own The Fairly Odd Parents, any song or character mentioned here, or TiVo (well I own one but not the company).
Song: Kids Just Being Kids
Song type: Summer Surfing song
Main Singers: Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Adults
Minor Singers: Francis, Veronica, Sanjay, Chester, Sanderson, Chompy, and other Kids.
Lyrics:
Timmy:
The bell rings
School's gone
Time for eight straight
weeks of sun and fun!
Chester:
No shirts! No shoes!
Girls:
Ew!
Francis:
Beatin' kids up any time I choose.
Veronica:
The beach! The mall!
SanjayFamily visits to the Tadj Mahall!
Timmy:
You can do the things that
Your parents forbid
Chester:
Like streak!
Timmy:
Summer's not a bummer cause we're
Kids:
Kid's just being kids!
(Instrumental)
Cosmo:
It's time! It's here!
Cosmo and Wanda:
Our very fairy favorite time of year!
Wanda:
No school! Just play!
Cosmo:
Granting wishes the entire day!
Wanda:
Are you really sure that this is allowed?
Sanderson:
We should help them be destructive and loud.
Kids:
Cause we're kids just being kids!
Running wild and running free!
Kids just being kids!
Chester:
What can I TP!
Kids:
Kids just being kids!
Close your eyes and count to three.
Mom and Dad:
There's no ware safe for you and me,
With those kids just being kids!
(Instrumental)
Mom:
My house! My yard!
Sanjay's Stepdad:
You bought these rockets with my credit card!
Mr. Dinkleburg:
My Porsche!
Mrs. Dinkleburg:
My word!
Mr. Crocker:
It's not my problem 'till September 3rd!
Mayor:
My town!
Chompy:
Baah!
Mayor:
Quite something horrible is going down!
Adults:
They can do the things that their parents forbid
Chester:
Like streak!
Adults:
They're gonna ruin summer
Cause they're kids just being kids!
(Instrumental)
Kids just being kids!
Breaking things and ruining stuff!
Kids just being kids!
Sanderson:
Are you sure that this is enough?
Timmy:
NO!
Adults:
Kids just being kids!
Taking risks we must act tough!
And save our kids from all the stuff!
Taking risks we must act tough!
And save our kids from all the stuff!
With those KIDS JUST BEING KIDS!
Mr. CrockerIt's supposed not supposed to be my problem untill September 3rd!
Summary: When summer break begins, kids wreak havoc on Dimmsdale(with help from the Pixies), much to the horror of the adults.
Song: Get Flappy
Main Singers: Timmy, Flappy Bob, Gary, Betty
Minor Singers: Francis, Chester, other kids, Adults
Lyrics:
(Gary and Betty start singing "Oooooooooooo…")
Flappy Bob:
You're sitting here complaining
About all that you've been through
With a whole summer remaining
You must be asking who
(Gary and Betty stop singing "Oooooooooooo…" and start singing "Aaaaahhhhhh…")
Can protect your little darlings
From the bad things you avoid
(Gary and Betty stop singing "Aaaaahhhhhh…")
Let me tell you Flappy Bob's
Clown you're looking for!
Before they skin their knees,
Gary and Betty:
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob:
Before they're black and blue,
Gary and Betty:
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob:
Before they've caught TB, (I wasn't sure about part)
Gary and Betty:
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob:
Or keep annoying you!
Gary and Betty:
Wooo!
Flappy Bob:
Before they break their necks,
Gary and Betty:
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob:
Before they break their arms,
Gary and Betty:
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob:
Before they're all but wreaks,
Gary and Betty:
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob:
Before they do more harm!
Gary and Betty:
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-doo!
Flappy is the clown for you!
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-die!
He's is the clown for you and I!
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-o!
Flappy is the way to go!
Timmy:
Do you hear what I'm hearing!
No this can't be true!
That clown's about to take summer
Away from me and you!
Francis:
No more engine slingshots?
Chester:
No more naked runs?
Timmy:
NO!
If we don't act now, we'll be trapped at
Camp Learn-a-Torium!
Before he steals our summer,
Before it's check and mate,
We gotta stop that Flappy Bob
Before it's way too late!
Flappy Bob:
Why sit here just complaining?Why even take the chance?
Leave you kiddies with the chap
Who wears the polka-dotted pants!
I know that it seems harsh.
Kids:
It is!
Flappy Bob:
And a little bit unfair,
Kids:
You're right!
Flappy Bob:
But someone's got to be there
When you know you can't be there.
Dad:
Or don't wanna be!
Flappy Bob:
It might be a tad expensive,
But let me ask of you:
Won't it cost more down the line
If the cops are blaming you
For the injuries and turmile (turmoil spelled to rhyme)
As your children wreak the town?
You can learn to love your cellmate,
Or just learn to love this clown!
(Gary, Betty and Adults sing "Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-doo!Flappy is the clown for you! Flap, flap, flap, flap flappity die! He's the clown for you and I!" until the song ends)
Flappy Bob:
Get Flappy!
Get Flappy!
Get Flappy!
Flappy Bob, Gary, Betty and Adults:
GET FLAPPY!
Summary: Flappy Bob, Gary and Betty convince the adults to send their children to Camp Learn-a-Torium, and although the kids resist, their efforts are in vain.
Song: Adults Ruin Everything
Song Type: Jazz?
Main Singers: Timmy
Minor Singers: Cosmo, Headpixie (HP), Veronica, Chester, AJ, other kids.
Lyrics:
HPWho shuts the mall down early?
Who wants you in by dark?
Timmy:
YEAH! Who gets all mad and surly
When we make a smart remark!
Who do we have to hide from
from Dimmsdale to old Beijing!
Their taking away our summer,
Adults ruin everything!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
With all their rules and laws!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
We must fight back because,
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
Time and time again!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
Trust no one over ten!
Chester:
I'd feed the whole world ice cream!
Veronica:
I'd super size the mall!
AJ:
I'd melt stuff with my heat beam!
HP:
Too bad it's not your call.
Timmy:
But I've go two magic fairies!
Cosmo:
Wands waiting to be whirled!
Timmy:
Adults can't ruin everything if
us kids ran the world!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
But kids would run things right!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
But we know we can fight!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
That's how this day unfurls!
But that won't happen if I wish that
Kids could rule the world!
(Instrumental)
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
Kids would run things right!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
But we know we can fight!
Kids:
Adults ruin everything!
Timmy:
That's how this day unfurls!But that won't happen if I wish that
Kids would rule the world!
Timmy:
Who gets to set the curfews!
Kids:
Kids!
Timmy:
Who gets to make the laws!
Kids:
Kids!
Timmy:
There's one adult left
We all trust and his
Name is Santa Claus!
Kids:
Kids!
Timmy:
Who gets to run the country!
Kids:
Kids!Timmy:
Who gets to say what's cool!
Kids:
Kids!
Timmy:
How can I put it bluntly?
Kids:
Kids!
Timmy:
Now it's kids who
ruuuuuuuuuuule!
(During the final line, all other kids sing: "Adults ruin everything! Now it's kids who rule!")
Summary: The pixies convince Timmy that adults are the cause of all of Timmy's misery, so he wishes that kids ruled the world.
Song: We're Pixies
Song type: RapMain Singers: Head Pixie (HP), Sanderson
Minor Singers: (None)
Lyrics:
HP:
We're pixies!
Sanderson:
We're pixies!
Check out our mad
Wicked mix-eez!
We've got square heads,
Big pointy caps,
Clean out you're ears and
Hear my rap!
Yo HP,
HP:
YO!
Sanderson:
You in charge!
HP:
I may be small,
But my goals are large.
And I'm not a hater,
But I must cater,
To my mission for the business
To be the big administrator.
Sanderson:
I'm Sanderson
I'm anti-fun!
And all those fairies
Can bite my bun!
Cause my boss, HP,
We're gonna be
The big time rulers!
HP:
You got that G!
Pixies:
We're pixies!
Get pixies!
And since the 1960's
HP:
We've raised that clown to be our tool
Sanderson:
To beat the fairies so we can rule!
We're pixies!
HP:
We're pixies!
Pixies:
It's going just as we predict-zeez
Sanderson:
We can't stop now
The time is near.
HP:
When Fairy World,
Sanderson:
And this world here,
Are ruled by us!
HP:
By us you hear!
Sanderson:
By us you hear!
Pixies:
By Pixies!By Pixies!
Sanderson:
Strong like Bill Bixby!
Pixies:
We're Pixies!
Yeah,
We're Pixies!
Yeah,
We're Pixies!
Get Pixies!
Pixies!
Summary: Sanderson and Headpixie rap about how Flappy Bob is their tool to beat the fairies.