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Kingdom WHAT!
Story By: Kim & Van
Humor
PG
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(Beep!)
Scene: Riku calling Sora to the darkness # 2
Riku: (holds out his hand)
Sora: (reaches for Riku's hand)
Riku: (brushes Sora's hand away)
Kairi: (appears out of nowhere and grabs Riku's hand)
(Beep!)
Scene: After Simple and Clean Re-mix/Sora's Dream
Voice: So much to do... So much to see... So little time... You never know if you don't go...
Sora: What the heck...! O.O;;
Voice: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, oh-
Director: Yo, Voice! STOP IT!
Voice: Sorry. I can't help it.
Director: Now, do your lines!
Voice: But my lines are similar to the song and I get this urge to-
Director: (veins near bursting) DO IT!
(Beep!)
Scene: Final Fantasy
Kairi: Tidus?
Tidus: Shut up! I'm busy! I'm doing a sport!
Kairi: (with hands on her hips) You'll never go where by doing this sport.
Tidus: (with veins popping out of his forehead; mad and throughly annoyed) Oh yeah! You'll see! Blitzball will be the best and I'll be its champ!
Kairi: (rolls her eyes) Yeah, sure... (leaves)
T(/)O(/)T(/)H(/)E(/)F(/)U(/)T(/)U(/)R(/)E(/)
Announcer: ... right... then left and... ohh, Tidus does it again!
Crowd: (cheers wildly)
Announcer: Please say hello to our first ever Blitz... Ball... CHAMPION!
Crowd: (cheers even more and some chanting) TIDUS! TIDUS! TIDUS!
T(/)O(/)W(/)H(/)E(/)R(/)E(/)K(/)A(/)I(/)R(/)I(/)I(/)S(/)
Kairi is on the couch, languidly flipping through television channels, and finding absolutely NOTHING on.
Kairi: Even with over 300 channels (yawns) nothing good is ever on.
TV: -... so call now to get your own blown up doll of Britney Sp- (click)
...our Blitzball...CHAMPION! (Background: TIDUS! TIDUS!) (cli-...
Kairi: (O.O) huh?
TV: (the screen shows Tidus, the Blitzball Champ, holding up a trophy, then yells) I TOLD YOU SO, KAIRI!
Fans in the TV: (cheers wildly)
Kairi: (O.O)
(Beep!)
Scene: Paopu Moment
Riku: Sora! (tosses him something) You wanted one, didn't you?
Sora: (gapes) A... A... BRITNEY SPEARS CD?
Riku: (runs away with, no doubt, a smirk on his face)
Sora: RIKU! (throws the CD as far away from him as possible) I'll get you for this!
(Beep!)
Scene: Group Discussion
Riku: We never know. So let's go.
Kairi: You've been thinking about this, haven't you, Riku?
Sora: (-.- ZzzZzz... ZzzZzz...)
Riku: Hey! (throws a coconut) Wake up!
Sora: (with eyes still closed, stood up straight) State Alchemist Edward Elric Reporting for Duty, Sir!
Riku: (stares) I don't believe it...
Sora: (lays back down) -.- Zzz... ZzzZzz...
Riku: (O.o) He's still sleeping?
Kairi: Riku! This is an opportunity!
(Beep!)
Scene: Cloud gives gift
Cloud: Don't lose sight of this (gives Sora something)
Sora: (? O.o ?) Hey! How am I suppose to not lose sight of something I can't see!
Cloud: (angry) I told you not to lose sight of it!
(Beep!)
Scene: Cloud gives gift # 2
Cloud: Don't lose sight of this (gives Sora something)
Sora: (OoO) What the heck! The Britney Spears CD! I thought I threw that away!
Cloud: (grins widely, stifling hysteric laughter) Glad to see it, huh? (Runs off)
Sora: (throws the CD away from him, only farther away this time) I'll get you for this, Cloud!
(Beep!)
Scene: Cloud speaks with Hades
Cloud: The Great God of the Underworld... is afraid of a... kid?
Hades: Well... not exactly.
Cloud: (smirks and slowly pulls out ...)
Hades: AHHH! Keep it away from me! Keep it away!
Cloud: (using a squeaky voice while holding a Sora plushie) But why Hades? I want to be your FRIEND!
Hades: AHH! Cloud, stop it! (backs away more quickly)
Cloud: (continuing his use of the squeaky voice and then makes the Sora plushie hug Hades) I like you, Hades. Let's be friends forever and ever!
Hades: (explodes) NOOOO! (plushie burns to ashes)
Cloud: (blinks) That's something that you don't see everyday.
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Kingdom WHAT!
Story By: Kim & Van
Humor
PG
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