Fairly Odd Parents: School's out lyrics

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Song: Kids Have The Power

Main Singers: Timmy, Head Pixie (HP), Sanderson, and Jorgen Von Strangle

Minor Singers: Cosmo and Wanda.

Lyrics:

Timmy:

That kids had no power,

I had to correct

We kids are the boss now,

and you can expect

that things'll be different

with me at the wheel.

I'm ten and in charge now

and here's what I feel.

I made a place that

The kids are now running

The view from our tree house

Is really quite stunning.

HP:

Our plan, look it's working

Sanderson:

We're really quite cunning

HP:

To Jorgen Von Strangle we go!

Sanderson:

Nice hat!

Timmy:

It's candy for breakfast

And ice cream for lunch

It's candy for dinner

And I've got a hunch

That in standing

We run things

Don't act like a mob,

There's plenty to do

and we've all got a job!

(To Tootie)

You get to be the police chief!

Tootie:

Can I flash the big red light?

Timmy:

All right...

(To Chester)

You go to the Learn-a-torium

and break everything in sight!

Chester:

At last!

Timmy:

(To AJ)

You get to lead my armies

All over the map

(To Wanda)

You clean my room

(To Cosmo)

And you wash my clothes

While I stay here and nap!

(The Pixies rap)

Pixies:

We're pixies!

We're pixies!

Check out our mad

Wicked mix-eez!

Sanderson:

Have you checked out the planet?

HP:

We know you didn't plan it!

Sanderson:

But the kids have the power,

HP:

And the faries...

Jorgen:

Dag nabbit!

Pixies:

We're pixies!

We're pixies!

And we're about to

Evict-zeez

Sanderson:

Note of eviction!

Jorgen:

That is my jurisdiction!

Sanderson:

How about callin' on a vixen? (I had no idea what Sanderson said, but I think it had "vixen" in it)

HP:

Like your magical prediction.

Pixies:

We're pixies!

We're pixies!

And if you open

Da Rules-eez

Sanderson:

In section F,

HP:

Subsection O,

Sanderson:

Amendment I,

Pixies:

A loophole you go!

Sanderson:

If pixies,

Yes, pixies

Are the last magic creatures

on Earth, G

HP:

When the kids

have too much power

And the fairies

Get retired,

Sanderson:

Every Pixie

HP:

Can grant wishes

Sanderson:

And make the whole world

Pixies:

What we desire!

Timmy:

Everything's going tremendous!

I finally have the reigns!

Trixie's bringing me pizza,

And Crocker is in chains!

Mom and Dad have homework,

And Vicky baby-sits!

I make the rules and I call the shots!

Wanda:

You know I must admit,

Wow, things are running quite smoothly,

With kids there are no wars.

Cosmo:

Yeah, but I don't think it's groovy

that we're stuck with all the chores.

Timmy:

How could you be disapproving?

This gets better by the hour.

No worries, no strife,

Baby, this is the life!

Jorgen:

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH POWER!

Summary: Timmy is rejoicing in kids ruling the world, and at the same time, the Pixies tell Jorgen Von Strangle that because of a loophole, he must bring all fairies back to Fairy World and (unfortunately) will also give the Pixies the power to grant wishes.

Song: Pull Back the Fairies

Song type: Polka

Main Singers: Jorgen Von Strangle

Minor Singers: Head Pixie(HP), Sanderson

Lyrics:

Jorgen:

I know you're upset and also on fire,

But let me explain something to you;

(Music starts)

With my muscles,

I will tussles

With all those who dare discussles.

It's a clear one

I shall vexles (I have absolutely no idea)

To my authority

To my knuckles,

You will buckles.

Like a chicken you will clucks-les

For I so do love Da Rules-uls

And I know Da Rules love me!

You will learn to fear my mighty fist

If my song won't help you get the gist.

And though you fools might disagree,

But you will all answer to ME!

With this polka,

I will choke ya!

But first this frappe mocha!

Mmm!

I was shocked when I awoke-a

To a world where kids all ruled!

With my biceps,

I must try-ceps

To see that kids are now the nice-eps!

The magic for the plan-ceps

For you're jobs must be removed.

Oh, I love to get to draw the line.

And you morons make me all the time.

For the rules are very clear,

And now the time is here

For me to

Pull back the fairies!

Pixies:

Pull 'em back!

Pull 'em back!

Pull 'em back!

Jorgen:

Bring them all home, one by one.

Pull back the fairies!

Pixies:

Pull 'em back!

Pull 'em back!

Pull 'em back!

Jorgen:

Now that my mocha is done!

Pull back the fairies!

Pixies:

Pull 'em back!

Pull 'em back!

Pull 'em back!

Jorgen:

Now that the kids have the reigns!

Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling back the fairies

So I can bring them PAIN!

Summary: During the song, Jorgen beats up Cosmo, Wanda, and especially Binky while he pulls all of the fairies back to Fairy World.

Song: Where is the Fun? (Hey Flappy Bob)

Main Singers: Timmy, Flappy Bob, Head Pixie (HP), Sanderson

Minor Singers: (None)

Lyrics:

Timmy:

Hey Flappy Bob,

Can't you see what they've done!

They needed a pawn

And clearly you were the one!

They took away your clowny clothes,

Your floppy shoes and beg red nose,

Just look around

HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS IS FUN!

(Instrumental)

Since you were born,

They decided your fate.

From the style of your car,

Down to the food that you ate.

I know it seems they gave a lot,

But I'm telling you it's part of a plot!

A plot that you can stop

AND STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

(The Pixies Rap)

Pixies:

Hey Flappy Bob!

You hear what he been sprayin'?

The lies that he been tellin'?

Sanderson:

I know where this is headin'.

HP:

He is turning you against us.

Sanderson:

To resent us.

HP:

And resent us.

Sanderson:

As a chaps

HP:

Who are for blamin'

Sanderson:

Yeah! Don't you be forgettin'

It was you Flappy Bob.

HP:

Yeah! You were the one!

Sanderson:

Who we protected

HP:

And respected.

Pixies:

As though you were our son!

HP:

And right here in the middle,

Sanderson:

You can fiddle

With this riddle.

HP:

Or you can sign this guaranteed that

Sanderson:

ALL YOUR WISHES WILL BE DONE!

Timmy:

Where is the fun?

Flappy Bob:

Who should I turn to?

Pixies:

Where is the fun?

Flappy Bob:

How can I learn who?

Timmy:

Who is the one?

Flappy Bob:

The one I can trust to tell me what's fun?

Timmy:

Where is the fun?

Flappy Bob:

Why should I trust you?

Pixies:

He was the one!

Flappy Bob:

You were the one who

Wanted to shun

everything I always thought fun!

(The Pixies rap "We're pixies! We're pixies! Check out our mad, Wicked mix-eez! We're pixies! We're pixies!" Untill "this just ain't the right part!")

Timmy:

Hey, Flappy Bob,

Can't you see in your heart?

There's a roll you play,

And dude, this just ain't the right part!

I know my actions weren't ideal,

But how'd your clowny parents feel

About the path you chose,

Whether or not it was smart!

Where is the fun?

Flappy Bob:

Who should I turn to?

Pixies:

Where is the fun?

Flappy Bob:

How can I learn who?

Timmy:

Who is the one?

Flappy Bob:

The one I can trust to tell me what's fun?

Timmy:

Where is the fun?

Flappy Bob:

I'm so conflicted!

Pixies:

But he was the one!

Flappy Bob:

The one who restricted

Pixies:

Your vision of fun!

Flappy Bob:

And with this pen,

I'll sign along item one!

Timmy:

NO!

Flappy Bob:

Maybe you're right;

Could be a giant mistake.

Pixies:

Ahahahaha!

Flappy Bob:

But changing my life, sure is

I'm not ready to take!

This nose, pants, hair and shoes,

Their all my past and now

I choose to wish for a world,

A world that meets all my views!

A world where I am safe!

Pixies:

It's over Turner, you lose!

Timmy:

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Flappy Bob:

Thanks for the pen.

Summary: Timmy tries to stop Flappy Bob from signing the contract, while the Pixies try to force him into it. In the end, Bob does sign it and wishes the world was a giant Learn-a-torium, but he is slightly reluctant.

Song: I'd Rather Float Through It With You

Song type: Love Song

Main Singers: Cosmo and Wanda

Minor Singers: (none)

Lyrics:

Wanda:

I was lost, 'till he found me

And although he confounds me,

By his crown is where I know I should be.

Yes, I know he's a moron

With a brain made of boron.

And yet, I'm drawn to him magically.

And through every moment of turmoil,

And moment of pain.

Through all of our misadventures

One thing remains.

Facing Pixies, bullies and jar-heads,

I'll never be blue

As long as I'm floating

With you.

Cosmo:

I saw her, and no other.

I still lived with my mother.

When I spotted

Her swirly pink hair.

Though my shoes

Smell like tar pits

And I don't wash

My armpits.

I like monkeys too much

But I know she doesn't care.

And I know I am forgetful

I know I'm dim.

And even though I've just eaten,

I know I'll swim.

I know that it doesn't matter

If I can't count to two.

As long as I'm floating

with you

(Instrumental/Montage of Cosmo and Wanda's Wedding and Honeymoon)

Cosmo and Wanda:

Even though we're in deep here,

And they might make us sleep here.

Here with you, dear

Is where we both make our stand.

Wanda:

I am braced for attack and-

Cosmo:

Knowing she has my back end!

Cosmo and Wanda:

All I need is

your hand in my hand.

Wanda:

Maybe I know I can be nagging.

Cosmo:

I know you're naggy too.

Wanda:

I know that I'm demanding.

Cosmo:

Oh, man is that true!

But one thing I'm understanding

Cosmo and Wanda:

No matter what we go through.

I'd rather go through it

I know I'll get through it

If I'm floating through it, with you...

Cosmo:

You really are kinda naggy.

Summary: Cosmo and Wanda sing a love song to distract Jorgen Von Strangle so they can get the handcuff key and escape.