As snake entered the house he lowly felt around for the light switch, he found it and turned on the lights. For how small Meryl was she was heavy. He realized Meryl was awake and set her down on her feet. She walked into her and snakes room and sat down on the bed. Snake folows and sits down next to her and holds her as tightly as possible. nothing was said they just held each other. Snake handed meryl her night gown and left the room but stood out side the door to make shure nothing happenened to her. When meryl said it was ok, snake went in and got out of his uniform and laid down next to meryl and turned off the lights and held meryl. Snake stayed awake and kept his SOCOM close at hand in case of a break in. Snake couldn't help but think, is Mei Lings killer after meryl? The next day snake and meryl went to the station and found out they had to do a school apperance to a bunch of 5th graders. As they arrived snake got out of the car and helped Meryl out and they went into the school then in to the classroom.
Snake: hello kids im detective Solid Snake and this is detective Meryl Silverburgh.
Kid: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SOLID SNAKE WHAT ARE YOU? A FAGGOT?
Snake: Now that wasn't nice for your infromation i was appart…
Kid: NO I DON'T THINK SO UR A FAGGOT!
Snake: NO IM NOT I WAS APART OF A TOP SECRET MILLITARY GROUP AND SOLID SNAKE WAS MY CODE NAME YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER!
Kids: …………..
Meryl: That was a little funny Snake.
Snake: HELL YEA IT WAS RIGHT KIDS?
Kids: YEA REALLY FUNNY HEHE….
Snake: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT NOW WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT DRUGS AND NOT GETTING YOUR ASS SENT TO JAIL LIKE A RETARD OK?
Kids: yea…
one of the kids raises his hand
Snake: Yes?
Rian: Detective Silverburgh is hot. Are you guys going out?
Snake: yes we are why you little shit…
Rian: cuz I was going to ask her out…
Snake: … …
Meryl: … HAHAHAHAHAHAH ME GO OUT WITH HIM THAT'S FUNNY!
Snake: WAIT WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Meryl: RIAN W/E THAT'S FUNNY I WOULD BE LIKE A MINI MICHEAL JACKSON! FUCK IM NOT STUPID I PREFER MEN KEY WORD MEN WHICH MEANS PEOPLE LIKE SNAKE. NOT 11 YEAR Old BOYS!
Snake: ok then as long as your not talking about me. Any ways lets get started ok so these days there are a lot of drugs that can cause you harm can any one name off any?
Bob: My ass
Rian: Detective Meryls J LO ass!
Suzie: Detective Snakes ASS!
Snake: NO YOU DUMB SHITS though meryl does have a nice ass BUT THAT ISNT THE POINT NAME OFF REAL DRUGS NOW!
Frankie: POT
Slinko: Mushrooms
David: ectasy?
Snake: THERE WAS THAT SO DAMN HARD?
Bob: yes it was…
Snake: twitches in rage ….
Meryl: ok you have pissed off detective David off beyond no return.
Bob: I thought his name was detective solid snake?
Meryl: its is but David is his real name but we refer him to snake.
Class: oooooooooooooooooo
Meryl: Hold on whispers in Snakes ear ok?
Snake: FUCK YEA IM GETTING LAID out of no were thug n' u thug n' me starts to play from 2 pac LOOK MERYL ITS OUR SONG!
David: well this is just to fucked up.
Meryl: He always does this im used to it I was a little scared when he first did it now I think its just so damn cute!
Snake: Any ways since meryl has made a GREAT deal I have to be nice to you fuckers I can still cuse you out but not make fun of hoe damn stupid you are which just ruins it all.
Meryl: Yea so ill keep to that. Ok so what are some of these effects from these drugs.
After 2 hours more of talking cusing screaming fighting hitting spitting and acting like an ass making fun of raiden mei ling and liquid meryl and snake leave n one piece and go back to the police station. They both walk up to the chief to brief him on the happenings of course lieing to him.
Snake: Sir! All went well with the children Meryl got her self hit on so it went normal.
Meryl: shut up. punches snake in the arm softly
Chief Donald Anderson: Great! Now Mryl I heard you were almost mugged last night?
Meryl: Yea but its nothing really im ok just I want to be with snake so can I possibly have him as a partner permeantly?
Chief: Of course! But first I need you guys to do something for me…