The Dukes WWE Style
Disclaimer: I do not own the wwe characters they own themselves.
Rating: No Rating just a general story
Characters:
Undertaker-good guy brother
Kane-good guy brother
Vince-good guy friend
Stephanie-Good girl friend
Kurt Angle-Sheriff
Paul Heyman-the financial runner and major bad guy of the town.
Big Show-Deputy
Matt Hardy-Local fix guy, cars, trucks etc...
Teddy Long-Deputy
HHH-friend and rival to Undertaker and Kane.
HBK-see HHH
Moolah-Paul Heyman's wife
Austin-Narrator
Notes: Not many, in the Dukes of Hazard Luke, Bo, Daisy, and Uncle Jesse were all related. In my story Undertaker and Kane are brothers of course. Vince and Stephanie are father and daughter and friends to Undertaker and Kane they all live in the same house.
Coy and Vance Duke subsequently took over when the actors that played Luke and Bo were on strike cause of contract disputes. So I'll add them in this story as HHH and HBK friend and rivals to the brothers.
Heyman and Teddy Long are brothers in the story one bad and one good. Kinda like the Dudley situation there.
Adding old storylines from 1998 to recent but done so it fits a town setting. Also going to rework them to.
Also one more thing as usual a character story with the rest of the characters past and present added into the story that had something to do with the Undertaker and/or Kane. Ok two more things. This is the other. Kane is current Kane and Undertaker whichever you guys imagine.
Chapter 1
Friends gone Sour
Stone Cold Steven Austin here but you all can call me the Texas Rattle Snake, no Stone Cold, no too long just Austin. Austin here about to tell you about the time that a good friend turned his back on Undertaker.
Undertaker and Mick Foley were good friends. They liked to take chances in life as opposed to your favourite narrator here. Here we are at what we all call the dark brother's house. Where Undertaker lived with his brother Kane and their good friends Vince and Stephanie McMahon father and daughter of course. They had nowhere to go so the dark brothers took them in a while ago. Lets see what is going on in the kitchen this morning. Eggs and bacon! Wait Stephanie can't cook, ok now I'm laughing Vince is wearing an apron cooking. Never saw him do that either but there is a first time for everything. About this time Undertaker and Kane were kinda fighting. Nobody knew why, brothers who can figure em?
"Pass the ketchup Take." Said Kane. Now what I saw next I had to laugh at. Undertaker threw the bottle of ketchup at Kane's head.
"There ya go."
"What the hell was that for?" Asked Kane.
"You snore." Said Undertaker.
"Why the hell should that bother you brother? I sleep in another room." Said Kane.
"Ya snore so damn loud I can hear ya down the hall." Said Undertaker.
"Is that so?" Asked Kane.
"Yeah that so Angle's dog is less noisy." Said Undertaker. Now what I saw next, only the Undertaker's brother Kane can get away with and that was Kane pouring Orange Juice on Undertaker's head. Undertaker got up and was about to pound Kane when Vince tore off his apron and stopped the fight.
"Hey enough you two you made me burn my bacon."
"If Kane doesn't shut up and sit down he'll have his bacon beaten." Said Undertaker. Stephanie came in dressed in short, shorts with a yellow halter-top. Wowser. Ok Austin chill out I'm not interested.
"Hey what's with you two? This is the third fight this week." Said Stephanie.
"Ask him." Said Kane. Undertaker grabbed a towel to dry off his face.
"Ask him." Knock at the door.
"Sit down I'll get it." Said Vince. Vince saw an envelope but nobody at the door. He picked it up and brought into the kitchen.
"What is it dad?" Asked Stephanie.
"Something addressed to the Undertaker." Said Vince. Undertaker took it out of his hands.
"Chyna in trouble help." Read Undertaker.
"You stay here I'll handle this." Said Kane.
"No way it was addressed to me." Said Undertaker.
"And I told you I'll handle it." Said Kane.
"Oh right your girlfriend." Said Undertaker.
"You'll both handle it now get in your car and go." Said Vince. Undertaker and Kane reluctantly agreed. I watched out the window as they got into their car the Dark General. I call it the Dark General it always seemed to give them lip when they were fighting and since they couldn't manage not to fight while they got into the car. After they drove off I went back into the house to stare at Stephanie ah I mean see what was going on there.
"You think they'll make it without fighting?" Asked Stephanie.
"Either that or we'll be going to their funerals." Said Vince.
"Why?" Asked Stephanie.
"They'll end up killing each other." Said Vince.
Now your narrator here got a call to go to the sheriff's office down town. I see Sheriff Angle, the town moneybags and ruler over Angle, Paul Hayman, Deputy Big Show. He's the Big Show well you figure it out, big, 500 pounds or so, over 7 feet but dumb as an ox at times. Who else do I see? Mick Foley, friend to Undertaker mostly but friend to all. What else do I see? Him tied to a chair with a stopwatch in Sheriff Angle's fingers right in front of Foley. That can't be good.