Chapter 3

Two against one

I watch the brothers fight Foley and Paul Bearer take Chyna away. Now you're asking me why I wasn't doing anything. Hello? It's your narrator Austin can't do anything.

"Hey ass!" Yelled Chyna to Paul Bearer as he took away in his bear mobile as I called it.

"Go get her I'll handle him." Said Undertaker.

"Right." Said Kane. Kane went after Chyna and I got the popcorn. Undertaker hit a right, Foley hit a left, ooops missed.

I then decided to see how Kane was doing. He wasn't doing so well seems that Angle and Heyman took out Kane while Paul Bearer took Chyna still.

I went back to Undertaker. The old hockey fake out. Wait what hockey? Undertaker was about to grab Foley and do what he named a tombstone on him but Foley took him out. Undertaker went for nap. What did your narrator do? Grab more popcorn cause I saw Lita pop by. She tried to help Undertaker up.

"You ok?"

"Yeah." Said Undertaker brushing himself off.

"What happened?" Asked Lita.

"I don't know. You find Kane anywhere?"

"No I thought he was with you."

"So what are you going to do?"

"Go back to the house and wait if he shows him up send him home."

"K Take." Undertaker got back in the dark general and left.

Seems Angle ordered the Big Show to take Kane back to the crooked Sheriff's office. Big Show didn't want to.

"So now that I brought him here what are you going to do with him?" Asked a worried Show. Had to admit I was worried about the big red machine as well.

"We're going to hypnotise him to." Said Paul Bearer evilly as Angle got that stop watch again. While they were doing this I saw Big Show the big lug sneak out.

I followed Big Show back to the house where Undertaker had a raw steak on his eye. Had to laugh at that. Stephanie was playing nurse with the Undertaker. Hmmmm maybe I should get injured and have her play nurse with me.

"You should have worked together." Said Stephanie.

"Stephanie what the hell did you think we were doing?" Asked a pissed Undertaker grabbing the steak from her fully so she didn't have to hold it.

"You just told us that you sent Kane on ahead." Said Vince. Knock on the door wonder who could that be? Oh yeah right the Big Show. Vince let him in. Undertaker didn't figure out he was a good guy.

"What the hell do you want?" Asked Undertaker forgetting about his eye and the steak and standing up.

"Want some coffee Big Show?" Asked Stephanie.

"No thank you Steph." He said taking off his hat and smoothing down his hair. I wanted some coffee too bad I was just the narrator.

"Well?" Asked Undertaker very pissed off.

"Very soon you'll have two maybe three people on your ass and they don't want to be."

"How soon?" We looked at the doorway when we heard Kane say:

"Very soon brother." He and the mind controlled Foley along with Chyna was there. I needed more popcorn and maybe more beer.