Chapter 3: moogles are hell-spawn.
Yazoo looked through his binoculars "ok moogles spotted."
"Whatever." Was Kadaj's reply.
They were spying on a pack of moogles there were at least 150 of those big nosed teddies.
" 'Scuse Me." yelled a loud mouthed blonde boy.
"What?"
"Those Moogles are possessed."
"Who are you to tell me that?" replied Yazoo.
"Errrrr...I'm Tidus." He replied.
"What's wrong with these moogles?"
"They attack, glomp and dance on you if you fall down."
"Excellent."
"Eheh." was all Tidus managed to say as the two silver haired boys dragged him with them.
"You're gonna help us." Kadaj mumbled in a low voice.
"Noooooo!"
The three boys hid in the bushes.
"Ok Tidus you come from behind and Kadaj from th other I'll come from the middle."
The three charged towards the pack of moogles.
"Kupo?" The moogles glomped Kadaj
"If you fall they'll dance on you." cried Tidus.
He tripped and was danced on by a group of moogles.
"Errgh!" Yazoo had a priceless look on his face apparently a moogle had started humping his leg.
"I think it likes you." Tidus said as he pushed the moogles off Kadaj.
"Get lost." He kicked it off. The moogle landed in a very tall tree.
After many hours of kupos, glomps and dancing they had finally gotten all of them into a huge net.
"I don't want to know." Tidus said as he walked off "If you ever need help I'll be in Spira."
Back at the house.
"Ha Zeke: 5 Loz: 3 I win!"
"I was toying with you."
"Sure."
Kadaj and Yazoo let the pack go inside the house
"OMG!" yelled Zeke "moogles!"
"Shh I almost beat Luther." He never got to though.
The rampaging moogles glomped Loz though avoided the yuffie-twin-look-alike something about being male probably.
"Ha!" Zeke looked down to find a moogle humping her leg the same that attacked Yazoo.
"HA! It likes you." Loz grinned.
"Get off." She kicked it off hard.