The

(Oh... how I hate that Kara)

Diary of Adriane Char' day

Friday 6:00pm

After school Emily and me went shopping for Kara (Her birthday is in two days). We got her a manikin I think she will like it because they are both dummies (He-he-he). I put the dress she got me on it then we put a big red bow around it. Emily tried talking me out of giving the dress back.

"It really looks nice on you, just keep it. You don't need to wear it."

"It's evil, it's slowly killing me and I hate it."

"Keep it."

"No."

"Please."

"Fine," I say taking it off the manikin, I'm too soft for my own good.

Saturday 4:00am (in the MORNING)

Kara woke me up at 12:00 o'clock.

"It's my birthday eve"

"KARA."

"What did you get me?"

I just hung up on her. I had the worst nightmare tonight. My Baby blue dress had came to life; it had these ugly ruffles for teeth. It started yelling at me. Then millions of zombie Kara's dressed in pink start coming after me with these lipsticks laser guns (I really need to get a hobby).

Sunday 3:00pm

Kara invited Emily and me for dinner tonight, Molly, Tiffany and Heather are coming too. She wants me to wear my dress and she's using her birthday against me.

"It's my birthday so you need to wear the dress I gave you."

God help me. Emily got a card for her, I signed it a dummy for a dummy.

Sunday 6:00pm

I went to Kara's house in my evil baby blue dress when Kyle saw me he started laughing so hard he cried, so I hit him, hard. I think Emily likes Kyle (Wink-wink) at dinner she asked him for pepper:

"Pepper the pass, please."

I accidentally got spaghetti sauce all over my dress this was the best part of dinner. Kara got a video camera and lots of clothes for her birth-day. I think she liked her dummy. Oh yah and Kara and Emily is spending the night at the manor tonight. We get a long weekend because our school has a bug problem. I hear them knocking at the door now.

Monday 10:00

This is the worst day of my life!!! Kara ran out of things to make movies of and started filming me, sleeping. She now has a film of dreamer licking my face and me saying "Oh Zach what soft lips you have." She stopped laughing long enough to say "I can't believe you said Oh Zach what soft lips you have." Emily was rolling on the ground laughing too.

"I said Oh rabbit what soft hips you have, I had a dream about a bunny."

This made them laugh even harder. Now Kara won't stop playing the video.