Chibi Explosion

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Animes in this... Because people richer then me are better at drawing... There... Happy? I SAID IT! (Enjoy the Fan-fic!)


-Everyone unpacked and were ready to just hang out...-

Miroku: Soo... What do you guys want to talk about?

Roy: How should I know...

Akito: Uh...

Muu: -looking at magazine with innapropriate things on it- Huh? What!

Miroku: MUU! You sly dog... -laughs-

Muu: Heh! -laughs-

Roy and Akito: Huh?

Muu: Nothing, nothing -waves hands-

-After a few minutes of silence Muu broke in-

Muu: -flipping through magazine- Soo... Do you guys have any love interests...

Roy, Miroku and Akito: -blushes-

Muu: -slaps down magazine- come on, guys...

Miroku: Well...

Roy: Uh...

Akito: Let's see...

---: AKITO-SAMA!

Akito: Oh no... HIDE ME!

Muu: Eh?

Roy: -shoves Akito in the closet-

Akito: Hey!

Roy -slams door in Akito's face

Akito: OW!

-A large knock was heard at the door-

Muu: SOMEBODY GET IT! I'M TOO LAZY!

Miroku: -sighs- I'll get it... -Walks over to the door and opens it- Yes? Whoa...

Yurika: -Wearing bikini- Is Akito Tenkawa here?

Roy: -looks at Miroku and makes a motion with his finger across his neck-

Miroku: Nope! Sorry! -slams door in Yurika's face- -phew-

Roy: You can say that again...

Miroku: -phew-

Roy: It's a figure of speech...

Miroku: Is it really? Sorry...

Roy: What's with the clothing your wearing anyways...

Miroku: What's with yours?

Roy: -sighs-

Muu: What's with the clothing we all are wearing... We all are wearing some type of Uniform... Well except for Wuss-kito

Akito: -bangs on closet door- ROY! YOU LOCKED THE DOOR!

Roy: -Looks at Miroku-

Miroku: Roy left...

Akito: WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME AND OPEN THE DOOR!

Roy and Miroku -snickers-

Akito: HELLPP! I'M RUNNING OUT OF BREATH!

Muu: -while reading/looking at magazine gets up off of his bed and walks over to the closet and opens the door- Begone... -he goes back to sitting down on the bed and reading/looking at the magazine-

Roy: Wow...

Miroku: What the?

-Back to the OTHER people-

Ed: Hmmm... I wonder who I'm with, -he looked around the room and then sat down on the bed, All the sudden a knock to door was heard-

Ed: Roomate? -Ed hopped off of the bed and opened the door- Hello?

: Uh... Hi... I'm... Shinji... I-Ikari...

Ed: Hi! How are ya?

---: Uhh! Sorry I'm late! -He ran up and saluted- Kira Yamato reporting, Sir!

Ed: Huh?

Kira: I'm one of your Roomates, Edward Elric And Shinji Ikari! -salutes yet again-

Ed: Why are you saluting? I'm not your superior...

Kira: Sorry... I'm really formal sometimes...

Ed: Ah.. Don't worry 'bout it. -Ed waved his hands-

Shinji: Uh... Aren't we suppose to have another roomate?

Ed: Yeah... I wonder who...

---: Oh! I'm so lucky!

Ed: I hope it's not... That..

---: Hi hi! My name is Jakotsu! And you guys are... MY ROOMATIANS! WEEEEEEE! -Prances around like a giddy school girl-

---: Like HELL they are... Your going to be put with the girls, Jakotsu... Because of how... Gay you are...

Jakotsu: HEY! Bankotsu! That was mean! -cries-

Bankotsu: I'm Bankotsu, Master of Destruction, 1000 kills oh yeah!

Shinji: Uhm... I killed a couple of Angels! -raise finger in air-

Bankotsu: -sighs- -.-;

Kira: Kills? Oh Kills! I killed lots when I was in SEED mode... I never kept track...

Bankotsu: --;;

Ed: -whispers to self- I'm bunking with murderers... So uh! How old are you guys?

Bankotsu: 19...

Kira: 16!

Shinji 14!

Ed: ... 15...

Shinji: Wow! Your pretty short!

Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN' A SHRIMP SO SMALL YOU HAVE TO SIFT THE OCEAN TO FIND 'EM!

Shinji: -hides behind Kira- But... I didn't say that!

Kira: ...

Bankotsu: Aw geez... I'm as tall as Kira... AND I'M 19! CALM DOWN!

Ed: ... DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! -Baffs Bankotsu in the stomach-

Bankostu: -Just stands there- What... The... Hell? -grabs Ed's foot while it's lingering there and tosses him over his shoulder-

Ed: THAT WAS MY AUTOMAIL AHHH- -SLAM! Right into the wall-

---: KEEP IT DOWN!

Bankotsu: If I can lift the Banryuu... I can lift you...

Ed: ehehehheeheeeheee -laying against the wall with a drip of slobber dragging down his cheek, dizzy-

Bankotsu: Anyone else? -Bankotsu Looks at the others-

Shinji and Kira: Nah! It's okay! -they said waving their arms-

-Now Winry's came, and she's currently at her room.-

Winry: I'm all alone... No ones here... -sighs- I need an Edo right now! -she jumps on a random bed and grabs the pillow and cuddles it-

-All the sudden the door bursts open and the lights flick on bright, A Blond haired girl was standing there in strange clothes with her hair in two braids made like Ed's hair, but lighter. she walked in with her right arm in the air-

Winry: -sat up on the bed- WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!

---: HAIL ILPALAZZO!

Winry: WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD!

---: No no no! I'm Excel!

Winry: -gets out of the bed- Excel? Your my... Roomate?

Excel: Yep! We're having Menchii for breakfest!

Winry: But it's night-time

Excel: No one will care!

Winry: Your creeping me out...

Excel: Why does everyone say that about me! I'M NOT CRAZY!

-Someone walked in the door, Wearing a A pink, green, and light pink Kimono, long brown hair with a bow tying part of it at the bottom. With a giant boomerang on her back-

Winry and Excel: o.O; What the hell is that!

---: Gomenasai! I'm Sango-chan!

Winry: Are you one of our roomates?

Excel: You look kinda funky -grabs a random wrench out of Winry's pocket and pokes Sango's shoulder-

Sango: Hey! What're ya doing! That tickles! It's so cold! -Sango started to giggle-

Winry: Okay... Well, nice to meet you Sango, I'm Winry Rockbell!

Excel: AND I'M EXCELL!

Sango: Okay! -Sango waved- Hi!

Winry: -unpacks things- Well... We'd better unpack things...

-Meanwhile-

Jakotsu: -cries- I'm happy I'm roomed with guys... But...This one is creeping me out...

Armstrong: BEING CREEPY IS A TECHNIQUE PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

Jakotsu: And he says somethings always a technique passed down... Ugh...

Armstrong: OVER HEARING LOUD WHISPERS TO SELVES IS A TECHNIQUE PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

Jakotsu: WOULD YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I DECAPITATE YOU!

Armstrong: BEING DECAPITATED IS A TECHNIQUE PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

Jakotsu: -Sighs-


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That's all for the third chapter! Much more craziness waits for us! In the next chapter!

Any questions will gladly be answered! And Reviews are always welcome!

No flames please! Bye! Oh! And just for MORE fun! AVirtual Cookie goes to anyone who can guess what anime theses other guys are from!

---Kate

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