Mwahaha, I like this chapter muy mucho. I just had to do this to the poor...well, you'll see. Short chapter, but I think it might make you laugh.

Discalimer: Kyu...No hablo es ingles, pero Yu Yu Hakusho no es mio.

Chapter Two

"Oh boys!"

Vanessa and Meagan smile wickedly and point to what seems to be a small, leafy plant hanging above them. Mistletoe (a/n: Spelling?). The Destinies had put it up just two minutes earlier, specifically for this prank. Hiei and Kurama look up, recognize the plant, instantly blush to the roots of their hair, and start backing away.

"Oh no you dont," Olivia warns, looking up from her book. She waves her hand and the two feel themselves moving closer and closer together. (a/n: Did I tell you guys that I had the power to control people's bodies? I think I did but if not, I can. Thanks.)

Their blushes intense but the Destinies know that they're going to take it like good little demons. Malia and Nissi enter just as their lips meet. Nissi gasps and her eyes widen to the size of dinner plates.

"W-what is going on here?" Malia stammers.

Olivia releases the two but...are they still kissing? The Destinies stare in awe and horror. Did Kurama just...pull Hiei closer? And was it just a trick of the light or did Hiei just slip his hand in Kurama's shirt? The two pull away and smile. Grabbing Kurama's hand, Hiei tugs him closer.

"Let's go have some fun."

o.0 "AHHHH!"
Screaming in terror the girls run out of the room and into that of Botan's, recanting what they had just seen. Botan sets her book aside patiently. Her purple eyes shine with amusement and she smiles widely. "Well yes, didn't you know?"
"Know...what?"

"Hiei and Kurama were together before you guys. Did you honestly think they were still...um, pure? Hiei's slept with his fair share of guys--he wasn't much of a girl lover before--and Kurama's even worse. When you see his demon form, you'll understand...but he used to be quite the play-boy in his...day...what's wrong?"

"Botan..." Olivia and Nissi say through gritted teeth. "We don't need to know this stuff.."

"They aren't even our boyfriends and we don't even wanna know," Malia declares, earning nods from Meagan and Vanessa.

"Whoops. You know me--quite the chatterbox!"

"So basically they were...gay?" Yusuke enters.

"HEY! WERE YOU LISTENING!"

"Yup."

"Bingo, bingo--you win the prize!" Botan giggles.

"Don't use that line on me Botan."

T.T "Fine..."

Later

Splash. The shower water hits Meagan softly, causing her to sigh happily. After a long day of playing in the snow, she is tired. And boy did they have a lot of snow. Right after they had finished washing their eyes out with soap after what they had seen, the snow had picked up and risen to about an inch. Snowball fights and building snowmen commenced quickly. Draining out the water in her hair and taking a step back she looks up. The usual: white tiles and...the biggest spider Meagan has ever seen in her entire life.

"AHH!"

Forgetting where she is and her current state of attire she runs straight out of the bathroom and through the mansion halls, ending up in the main room...where everyone is assembled.

"Spider...in the bath...SO BIG!" she shudders.

Immediately the assembled stare anywhere save the indecent Meagan before them. Kurama, still looking down, grabs Hiei's cloak from the back of the couch and tosses it to her. She catches it easily, staring down at it with interest and curiousity. "Huh?"

Glancing down Meagan turns about twenty different shades of red before giving an even louder scream than her previous and exiting the room. Yusuke blinks.

"I need a cold shower."

Told you it would be short but what the heck. I was going to end it at Botan's line, right before the "Later" but yah know...I always make it longer if I can. Blerg...two chapters--well, one and a half--in a night. Yay, me! Oh yeah, the Disclaimer reads: I don't speak english but Yu Yu Hakusho isn't mine. Bis bald!