Once upon a time, in a castle far far away, a handsome young prince entered the large great hall. His sleek blonde hair glinting in the sun as he passed and waved to all of his friends and spoke politely to them.

What a load of fucking bullshit!

Well, I am a handsome young prince, and my hair is sleek and gorgeous, but the rest of its a load of fairy tale bullshit.

I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm a sexy, seventeen year old that has just realised he is gay.

I don't know how it happened really, one minute I'm shagging girls and really enjoying it, the next I realise what a total hottie he is and find myself thinking about him all the time.

It's so messed up. Somehow I've got to convince him I love him and that he loves me too.

It's gonna be easy then!

Well if I get him in the right situation, yes aha Draco you genius! Ive got it!

Now to see if my plan works.

It was definitely not one of my best days.

First I woke up late because of Quidditch practise, and then I forgot my homework for charms, and now this.

Am I gay? Do I give off signs that I'm gay? Please someone tell me why?

Anyway, I was going to dinner and Dean Thomas takes me to the side to ask me something. I was thinking 'oh god is he still moaning about me laughing when he had a wet dream the other night?' but no.

He wanted to know whether I would fuck him.

Why would I? I'm not… well I don't think I am…gay.

Oh god its so confusing!

I mean, I do like girls, but there are, a few boys who are really hot!

So does that make me bisexual?

Must tell Ron, no Hermione no, oh shit I'm lost!

Better keep this quiet though. If Malfoy finds out that's it!

Can my day get any worse?

Apparently yes it can.

Place: transfiguration

Time: 2.30 pm

Event: a little duel

People: myself and who else, malfoy!

Great great great great great!

Detention, tomorrow night, scrubbing the floors on the second floor.

Everyone goes on the second floor its filthy! I'll be there all night; malfoy won't help!

Oh god. World, please just swallow me up!

Haha! My plan worked!

Potter is so easy to aggravate. Tomorrow night at eight pm.

Hahaha! I can't believe my own genius!

Yes, potter is the one my heart yearns for, my mind searches for, my body wants so much! His gorgeous, emerald green eyes, his scruffy, black hair and his sexy voice, oh he's so yum!

When I look back, I see how horrible I've been to him.

But I'll make up for it. I will. I love him, I'll make him see, I'll make him realise, I want him, and he needs me it will all work out. Just see.

We will be together.