A Very Few Good Men

They all fell silent for a while, downed more sake, thought how sexually frustrated they were, and went through the list of men in their heads.

Kurenai, "Hey, haven't you been hanging out with Ibiki?"

Anko, "Yeah, for the chuunin exams. What of it?"

Kurenai, "Anything going on there?"

Anko, "Well, he's good for a couple of lays, but you can't look at that mug every day. Night time is one thing…"

Kurenai, "Hey, you didn't tell me you two were getting it on!"

Anko, very red again, "Trust me, it was nothing. You'd think he'd be more interesting with his reputation as a sadist."

Shizune, "I think he's scary."

Kurenai, "I remember the first time I saw his head uncovered, I think I nearly threw up!"

Shizune, "I had nightmares for weeks."

Tsunade, "I should teach him some chakra molding techniques to change his appearance to something less disturbing…"

Shizune, overly concerned with her chart, "Well, apparently he's not gay, but he's not a pervert is he?"

Anko, "He's weird enough, put him in with them."

Shizune wrote Ibiki under perverts and gave him one check mark. Apparently Anko wasn't as picky as she pretended to be.

Tsunade, "Shizune, weren't you on a mission recently with Genma, Raidou and Iwashi?"

Kurenai, "Oooh, those guys aren't bad. Do tell…"

Shizune, "There's nothing to tell, we were just on a mission!"

Anko, "Nothing like going on a mission with three hot guys!"

Shizune, "I wouldn't call them hot…"

Tsunade, "Is there something we should know?"

Shizune, "Huh? No, nothing!"

Kurenai, "Come on, you can't spend days with those guys and not have something to tell!"

Tsunade, "Tell us! That's an order!"

Shizune, "Umm…well…it seems that they like to get together and visit certain establishments in Otafuku every weekend…

Anko, Kurenai , Tsunade, in unison, "Perverts!"

Anko, "But I'd do any one of them."

Kurenai, "Me, too!"

Tsunade, thoughtfully, "I don't usually like guys with beards, I just made an exception for Asuma."

Shizune gave Genma and Raidou four checks each but Iwashi got only three.

Shizune, "Hmm...what about guys with glasses? Do you have anything against them?

Anko, "You mean like Aoba and Ebisu?"

Kurenai, "Guys with glasses are all gay. Write that down Shizune!"

Anko, "They both annoy me but…I'll have to think about those two."

Tsunade, "Aoba's that idiot who told Sasuke his brother's in town and Ebisu is the prissy bastard tutor of that brat Konohamaru, right?"

Kurenai, "Yeah, they're both idiotic bastards!" She gave them the thumbs down. Tsunade followed suit.

Anko, "Oh, what the hell, in for a penny, I'd do them at least once…"

Shizune wrote their names in the gay column with two check marks.

Author's note: Someone pointed out to methat Ebisuis a closet pervert, but I figure only Naruto knows that, and I needed to balance the columns. These are all the male jounin over 21 I can think of. Since a few people suggestedaddressing the genin, next up will be a short piece speculating on the male genin before the final piece on the conclusion of the meeting.