(waves) Hi all. Only one and a 1/2 weeks until school starts. Boo...T.T Destinies, I don't think I'll make it through our first year of high school but I shall try. (whimpers) Did you know that the public library here rents manga? That is so unfair! (fumes) This is the chapter of Meagan and Yusuke. Props to Meagan for this idea. She really did do it...laughed at him...you'll see.

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Chapter Five

It is but moments after yet another training session with Yusuke and Meagan. And guess who won the scrimage?

"Ne, Yusuke you're so powerful!" Meagan collapses onto the soft grass to heal her wounds.

Olivia and Hiei are off shopping today so the others were stuck at home. And after watching all the Christmas specials on t.v., playing every board game in the house, challenging Kurama to seventeen games of chess and losing them all, and playing for hours in the snow, Meagan was bored. So she broke her vow of no training and stomped out into the snow. It was cold to her at first, but her blood soon started pumping and she warmed up.

Yusuke shrugs, "Well it didn't come easy."

"Hm?"

"See," Yusuke sits by his charge, "Genkai took the orb that holds my power out of her body and put it in mind. Then I went and bled for a few hours. It really hurt, and it was during the Dark Tournament so I wasn't there helping my team. It sucked."

Staring, Meagan puts her hands over her mouth. Muffled noises choke their way out, erupting into an all out laugh. Yusuke fumes. Meagan lowers her eyes from which tears are streaming and falls over into a huge pile of snow. Even the thick snow does not muffle her laughter. She knows that it is wrong to laugh at another's misfortune but...she just can't help it. (a/n: She really did laugh, when she saw that episode. I thought it was sad...)

"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? I WENT THROUGH HELL TO GET THIS FRIGGIN' POWER!"

"Well sorry."

"I don't even want to look at you!"

Yusuke storms off leaving a confused and thoroughly pissed off Meagan behind him. This is not going to be a good day.

WHACK! Yusuke slams the front door shut behind him. Malia looks up from her game of chess with Kurama in interest. He storms past her and into his room, slamming that door shut also. WHACK! Now it is Meagan slamming the door shut. Nissi looks up in annoyance, tired of the noise. They had finally gotten around to fixing the window that Jin had broken in when he first came, and she doesn't want have to fix any more doors.

"Stop slamming the do--"

She is cut off as the window crashes, once again, to a million tiny pieces. She squeaks, hands over her mouth. Floating above the ground is Jin, rubbing the back of his head and grinning stupidly. Nissi's shoulders drop and she takes Malia's place in the chess match as Malia runs happily to her boyfriend. Nissi takes one look at the board before moving her piece,

"Checkmate, Kurama. I win."

"Hey Jin," Kuwabara tosses him a soda.

"Hello all!" Jin grins wider, swooping over everyone.

Nissi grabs him and drags him down, eyes shining dangerously. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that she expects Jin to fix the window himself. He gulps, nods, then rushes behind Malia for protection. His eyes fly over the room, searching for the missing Destiny and the small fire demon. Kurama finishes cleaning up the chess set while Touya explains the shopping schedule.

"Shopping," Olivia enters, ladden down with bags. "I hate shopping...eh?"

She locks eyes with Jin, who waves, "Hello Olivia."

"Jin? Awesome!"

"Hn." Hiei follows behind Olivia and upstairs to her room where they are storing their presents.

As Olivia hears a scream of rage coming from Meagan's room she dumps the bags on Hiei and opens Meagan's door quietly. CRASH! Olivia pulls back as a very large vase is thrown at her face. Babump, babump, babump. Olivia clutches her heart as she goes back down to the main room, collapsing on the couch. Vanessa looks at her strangely, questioning her.

"Meagan just threw a vase at me!" she wails. "What's up with her?"

"I'd suggest it has something to do with Yusuke," Nissi shrugs. "He looked pretty mad when he came in, too."

Kurama twists a strand of Nissi's hair, mulling over a thought. Presently he drops Nissi's hair and ascends the stairs to everyone's room. He smiles slightly as he hears Hiei appear behind him. The two slip slowly inside Yusuke's room. Despite the deep cleaning it received from the ever diligent Nissi a while back it is now once again in shambles. Everything is back in place where he had it before; Kurama winces. The sound of Evanescence blasts from the stereo. Hiei turns it off.

"Hey..."

Yusuke appears from under his bed covers. Hiei punches him in the stomach. Kurama sweat drops, keeping the two away from each other. Yusuke is livid, nearly breathing fire. And Hiei? Hiei is...Hiei. Kurama clears his throat for attention. He recieves it.

"Yusuke...care to tell us why you're so upset?"

Before he can answer, Kuwabara comes bursting in. Hiei growls low, "I was hoping to finish this without the oaf entering."

"Quiet runt!"

Yusuke, laughing, throws a pillow at the two. "It's nothing you guys. Just a little fight with Meagan."

"Ah, that would make sense. You know you're both to stubborn."

"Yeah I know. But if she wouldn't be so...Meagan all the time, maybe I wouldn't have to deal with this."

"What did she do?"

"She laughed at me when I told her how I got my power!"

Hiei leans against a wall casually, "Duh."

Yusuke looks at him with interest, "Huh?"

"These are the onnas we're talking about. They laughed at the river part of that movie, didn't they? War of the Worlds?"

"Oh yeah..."

Hiei exits the room slowly, muttering obscene words to himself which I will not print here. He cannot believe how stupid Yusuke is. Kuwabara sits himself on the edge of Yusuke's bed, anger boiling. Hiei always manages to find a way to get on his last nerve. Kurama smiles at the two friends, asking Yusuke if he'll make up with Meagan soon. Yusuke shrugs lazily, still lounging under the covers.

"I dunno. Maybe I'll make her suffer."

Kurama turns to leave also. But before he walks out the door, he turns again, "I think the one who's suffering is you Yusuke."

He leaves. Yusuke fumes, furious that the demon can always see through them. He indicates for Kuwabara to get out of his room also. Kuwabara gives him the finger and recieves a small Spirit Gun in the back. He stomps down to the living room and back to the Destinies--until he sees Hiei. Hiei, in turn, casually walks out of the room. Kuwabara glares after him.

"Man I wish his sword would slip and stab him one day..." Kuwabara mutters.

Olivia's eyes narrow as she grabs him by the collar of his shirt and pulls him close. "What was that?"

The other Destinies are on him in an instant. Despite the fact that he is Olivia's boyfriend, the others have also grown very fond of their little fire demon. He's like a torture toy to them. Kuwabara recoils--"Nothing!"--and backs slowly into a chair. (a/n: I am soo stupid! I was writing Kurama as Yokou because in a later chapter Yokou comes out and I forgot that I had switched chapters to work on this one and I was writing a whole bunch of Yokou...I am soo baka!) Kurama shakes his head at him.

"Sorry," Kuwabara moans.

"Don't ever say stuff like, Kuwabara!" the Destinies scold him. "It might come true!"

"AAH!" Hiei screams from his room.

o.0 Rushing, the Destinies and the others fly up the stairs to Hiei's room. Even Meagan and Yusuke are there. Hiei sits on his knees, cradling his left arm tenderly. A bloody sword lays but feet away.

"Hiei, what happened!"

"Sword slipped..."

Kuwabara slides slowly out of the room, only to be yanked back in by Malia. They give him cold stares, "Don't say anything for the rest of the day."

"I wish one of these days Vanessa would kiss me."

"Fat chance," Vanessa growls.

Meagan and Yusuke, for one moment, lock eyes. Then they quickly look away. Jin wiggles his ears happily as his mind comes up with a plan. Slyly--and hoping Malia understands what he's doing--he slinks up to Meagan and puts his arms around her. Yusuke's eyes twitch. But he completely loses it when Jin twists a strand of her blond hair in his fingers and leans down to his her cheek. Instinctively Yusuke drags Jin away from Meagan and begins punching him furiously. Jin flies high into the air.

Jin dodges what could have been a finishing blow quickly and flies out of the room, whimpering. Being friends with Yusuke hurts.

That Night

"Maybe if we get him jealous, he'll get over it," Vanessa suggests.

"Jin tried," Malia points out, gesturing to her boyfriend. "And he got hurt. Who else would volunteer?"

Hiei is instantly counted out as Meagan hurts his head too much. Kurama shakes his head politely no, so the Destinies turn to...Kuwabara? Sick, twisted, terrible, evil grins plaster themselves on the Destinies faces as they look to the unsuspecting Kuwabara. He is not even looking their way. They watch as he slowly moves upstairs to his room, indicating that he is going to bed. Five minutes later they hear his snores.

Meagan is also asleep. Once again, Vanessa comes up with a devious plan. And they put it into action almost immediately. Meagan is slowly lifted into the air by Olivia and Malia, who are combining their powers. Nissi and Vanessa enter Kuwabara's room and--while closing their eyes very tightly--begin to undress him. Olivia and Malia, closing their eyes tightly also, undress Meagan. And they stick her in Kuwabara's bed. While they are hoping that this will save Meagan's and Yusuke's relationship, it is still funny and they are fighting the impulse to laugh.

Quickly they rush out of the room and collapse in the living room, taking deep breaths. Hiei cocks his head inquisitevely. They smile innocently. Then, as they always do when pulling a prank, they file into one bedroom for the night. It happens to be, this time, Malia's. They curl up in the bed for the night, waiting for the mayhem to come tomorrow morning.

In the Morning. Uwahahaha...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Kuwabara awakes to the shrieking sound of Meagan's voice. He is cold, very cold, for some reason. And when he looks under the covers...he knows why. He also sees somethings that he is sure that Yusuke wouldn't like him to see. He blushes ten thousand shades of red before rushing out of the bed and quickly dragging on some clothes. Yes, they had both been naked to their horror. Meagan's shriek carried all throughout the mansion; and in fact, the whole neighborhood. Several people were jolted away from a nice, cozy sleep. The snow wasn't falling right now. But the ground was covered in a tiny blanket of soft white snow.

Meagan, wrapping the cover around her body tightly, runs out of the room and towards Yusuke's room instinctively. She swallows her pride and runs into Yusuke's room, connecting with his bed. She buries herself under the covers until she sees his face. His sweet, innocent, sleeping face. The face he only manages to achive when he is sleeping. She shakes him awake. He opens one blurry eye, focuses in on her, and pales.

"W-what the h-heck are you doing?"

"I-I woke up and K-kuwabara was with...I mean, I was in his room and...we were..."

She trails off and Yusuke fumes. "YOU SLEPT WITH HIM? MY GOD YOU'RE A SLUT!"

"How dare you!" she screams at him, just about waking the entire city. "I came to you because I thought you might be able to help me understand. I don't know what I was doing in his room."

"You slept with him!"

"Yusuke!"

"WHAT?"

SMACK! Yusuke goes flying into Kurama's room as Meagan slaps him through the wall. Her whole body is shaking--never in her entire life has she been so angry. Never. And now, all the anger she has been saving up through the ages comes out as she wraps the sheet tighter around her body and goes chasing after him, leaping through the hole she created. Kurama stares at them, bewildered. Surely this is all a dream? He can't really be seeing this. Meagan...Meagan would never do this...would she?

Blood flies all over Kurama's already red walls. Yusuke can only watch through half-unconscious eyes as his girlfriend basically pounds him in a pulp. He does not even try to resist. He can't. His right rib cage is shattered as is his whole left arm. He does not have the strength to move. Kurama sits up in his bed. This is not a dream... Yusuke flies through the wall that separates Kurama's and Hiei's room. Hiei sits up in bed, hair tousled. What the...

"Damn you Yusuke!" Meagan flies through the next hole. "How dare you call me a slut!"

She raises her fist to give a final blow and brings it crashing down. Hiei stops her. "Onna."

Her eyes widen as he firmly lowers her fist. "Y-yusuke..."

He doesn't reply. His eyes slip into unconscious mode and his head droops lightly, scaring Meagan. Did I...did I kill him? Hiei pulls away from Meagan and slips back onto his bed, diving back under his covers. Whatever, he thinks, I don't care any more. They can call me when the drama's over... Meagan touches Yusuke's shoulder lightly, teleporting him back to his room. There she begins to heal his wounds. His hair is splattered all over his forehead; Meagan pushes his bangs back. When Yusuke finally opens his eyes, it is two hours later. Meagan is sitting next to him holding a bowl of steaming soup.

"Hey."

"Hey..." Meagan looks down at her bowl. "You want?"

Yusuke shakes his head no, surprised when he feels no pain in his arm nor ribs. He pokes and prods at them cautiously. He moans and lays his hand on Meagan's shoulder.

"You healed me?"

"Yes."

"Even though I called you a--"

"Yes. I love you, Yusuke. Couldn't just let you die."

Yusuke rolls over and lays on his stomach, "I don't deserve you."

"Got that right. I bet it was the others pulling a prank on us so we'd get back together."

"How'd you figure that out?"

"They told me."

Yusuke raises his eyebrows in suspicion. Meagan continues, "I'm already formulating a revenge plan."

"I'll help."

Meagan kisses him lightly, handing him the bowl of soup and commanding him to eat it. He grins at her, pulling her onto his lap much like he first did when he first kissed her. She smiles happily, knowing that she has been forgiven from her earlier actions. Actions that could have killed him, but actions nonetheless. She gets up and exits the room. But on sudden thought she turns back around and stands before him once more. He raises his eyes to meet her own. She kicks him in the groin with the last bit of energy she can muster. The hot soup spills all over him. He swears in pain. Meagan turns back around, smirking, and exits the room again, hearing the furious shrieks from her boyfriend. He's been forgiven, too.

Hahaha. I had fun writing that one. And Meagan has already formed a revenge plan. Pleasant. Y.Y Better watch out Vanessa--it's really good. (smirks)