Author's note: This was not part of my original story, but since a few people suggested it, I wrote this little piece on the genin.

The Men of the Future

Tsunade, "You know, we have to prevent these men from influencing their charges."

Kurenai, "It's probably too late. Chances are Naruto has already been influenced by both Kakashi and Jiraiya."

Tsunade, "Hmm...you ever noticed how Naruto looks like Yondaime?"

Anko, " No way...get out! You're kidding right?"

Kurenai, "Well, since he was a player..."

Tsunade, "And we don't know really know who Naruto's parents were..."

Anko, "Sigh, another bastard child with an absentee father, disgraceful!"

Shizune, "I wonder who the mother was."

Kurenai, "Probably not a kunoichi, we have more sense to use contraceptive techniques."

Tsunade, "Well, not much you can do when it's already in the blood."

Anko, "True, I heard Naruto developed the sexy no jutsu technique before he even graduated the academy."

Tsunade, "Sigh, another pervert, what about the others?"

Kurenai, "Sasuke has no interest in girls. Shikamaru is a misogynist. Lee is just like Gai. Choji is fat which makes him automatically…"

Anko, "Damn, another generation of gays and perverts! When will this ever end!"

Shizune, "Well, if we can recruit enough kunoichis, and if the senseis are women…"

Kurenai, "I have to say my two genin, Shino and Kiba, are relatively normal…"

Anko, "Hah! That's what you think! Their abnormal obsessions with bugs and dogs…what sexual disorder do you call that?"

Shizune, "I think you're thinking of beastiality?"

Anko, "Yeah, that's it!"

Kurenai, "Sigh, I guess there's nothing to be done then."

Tsunade, "At least the girls are normal, right?"

Kurenai, "Well, let's see…Ino and Sakura are obsessed with Sasuke. Hinata is obsessed with Naruto…that Tenten hangs out with Neji quite a bit…"

Anko, "Ah, the Hyuuga clan. Now there's an interesting combination."

Tsunade, "What do you mean?"

Anko, "Well, think about the byakugan's abilities."

Kurenai, "Their penetrating vision!"

Anko, "That's right. A technique envied by perverts everywhere."

Kurenai, thinking about the chuunin prelims when Neji looked at her with his activated byakugan, "Neji's not a pervert is he?"

Anko, "Well, he has that supercool attitude like Sasuke…"

Kurenai, "You mean he's a gay pervert?"

Tsunade, "That goes for all the Hyuuga men. They're all cold and condescending to women. And look at their hair! It's longer than any of ours, sleeker and better maintained too!"

Shizune, "I've always been envious of their hair, sigh." She ran her fingers through her own short mussed up hair with split ends.

Kurenai, "Damn them all! I hate men with better hair than me!"

Anko nodded and played with her kunai, "I'd love to give that Hiashi a haircut, a real close one…"

Tsuande, "Well, it looks like even the gay pervert ones are taken."