Plot: Tony has to under cover to seduce a marine family kidnapper only one catch the kidnapper is gay! So Tony has to seduce him! Can Tony do it!

Spoilers: none (everybody is alive)

Disclaimer: Don't own them

By eight Tony was dressed and was in the van waiting for Probie to finish attaching the microphones and camera.

"Okay I'm done, here is your ear piece and don't forget to have fun." McGee said the last bit in a mocking voice.

Tony got out of the van an entered the club past a huge bouncer.

Tony did a lap of the club, looking for Mario (also trying not to notice all the males kissing each other). He found Mario sitting with two women at the bar; Tony took a seat next to one of the women (she was very hot).

The women sitting next to him turned to him and asked him "your first timer are you," with her pretty smile. All Tony could do was nod.

She continued "I'm Amy and this is my girl friend Samantha," she nodded towards the brunette next to her, who smiled at him in a friendly way.

Then Tony heard Gibbs in his ear telling him "ask who Mario is."

Tony asked Amy "and who is your… handsome friend," Tony struggled to make himself smile.

Amy turned to Mario "hey Mario I found a friend for you." Mario turned from his conversation with Samantha, when he saw Tony a huge smile turned up on his face.

"Hi I'm Mario,"

"Hey I'm Timothy McGee," replied Tony with a smile, he wondered if Tim was in the van listening.

After a few drinks they started talking about how bad the government is.

When Mario finished talking about taxes he leaned in to kiss Tony,

Tony leaned back avoiding Mario's lips and then made a casual comment about the 'Navy troops in Iraq'. Mario looked at him funny. Tony tried to look casual, but Mario could tell Tony was not into Guys.

"Who do you work for Tim, if that is even your real name" Mario asked him as he put his right hand in his pocket. Tony secretly wishing he had brought his gun (didn't bring it as it might have blown his).

"I work at a primary school, I'm a teacher!" Tony said in an almost convincing voice. In his ear he heard Gibbs "stall him we're on our way." But it was going to be too late as Mario had already drawn a gun. Tony had previously read on Mario's background report, that Mario went to the shooting range five times a week and was an excellent shot. Also it is hard to miss if you are only two feet away. If he died he would never be able to tell Kate how he feels, he silently swore to himself that if he lived (which was very unlikely) that he would tell her that he likes her in a more then friends way.

As if in slow motion he heard Mario pull the trigger he heard the gun fire…

OMG

I promise Gibbs and the team won't get there for another minute. After all the shots are fired.