Who first?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
In Otogakure no Sato, there are few as talented as the members of the Sound 5. However, Kaguya Kimimaro is usually separated from them, and has a grave illness. Thus, the remaining members renamed themselves the Sound 4. They are a close knit group, even if none of them would acknowledge this or believe it if they heard it, but somewhere, underneath all the insults and causing bodily harm to each other, there was friendship and sometimes, something more…
Two pale, slightly feminine heads were on the same body, conversing with each other. The body only had on a pair of boxers, and they were standing before a worn mattress. On the mattress, was a fairly good looking teenage girl with red hair, wearing naught but a thong, and was scowling at the two headed person.
"Sakon, due to the fact that I rarely get to use your body anymore, I think it would only be fair if I went first." said the head that didn't quite fit. The other head, now identified as Sakon, spoke next.
"I'm sorry Ukon, but I think I should go first." said Sakon. The head identified as Ukon snorted.
"As your older brother, I have decided that I will go first." said Ukon. "Besides, you'll still feel it… Just a filtered version…"
The teenage redheaded girl who was sitting on the bed with naught on but a thong was getting very angry. She came here to have sex with the only semi-normal looking ones, not watch them argue with themselves. The fact that Sakon and Ukon were, most of the time, sharing a body did not seem to get into the equation, but the dirty dreams she had had about them pretty much cancelled everything else out.
Of course, this girl was no virgin, no, the village's honorable leader had kindly given Kabuto the task of deflowering each and every one of his female subordinates. Thankfully for one Mitarashi Anko of Konohagakure no Sato, Orochimaru hadn't invented this little idea until after he defected from Konoha, saving her flower for someone she would want it to go to.
But enough about that…
"Look, flip a fucking coin or something!" yelled the girl finally, glaring at the two heads. Both heads stared at her.
"… But that wouldn't be fair." said Ukon.
"Tayuya, don't you think we should be fair?" asked Sakon. "Don't you think I should go first?"
The girl now identified as Tayuya rubbed her temples and gave the two headed person the finger.
"I've got it…" Tayuya smirked and looked up. "Ukon's body parts can come out from anywhere, right…?"
Ukon and Sakon dimly nodded.
"Well, why not both of you at once?" questioned Tayuya. She spread her legs and pulled down the thong. "I'm sure there's room…"
Sakon and Ukon exchanged glance, and, to Tayuya's intense pleasure (though not nearly as much as the pleasure that would soon follow), the two brothers who shared a body rushed over, ripped off their pants, and finally, Tayuya could live out her dreams.
End