If this story does not sound like it was written by Olivia, it is because it wasn't written by Olivia….I WROTE IT! The writer of this wonderful chapter is none other than Vanessa. YAY ME! Everything in this story was written by me. No one else. Me. All I have to say is AHAHAHAHAHA OLIVIA…HAHA! (a/n: most of the yelling in the story is done by Olivia)/this is Olivia…and I have no comment on Vanessa's rambling/
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Botan flies down on her wonderful oar with a wide grin on her face. She has an impossible mission for four of her friends. Landing gracefully on the top of the mansion, she enters the house through Vanessa's open window….an account as it was her idea.
"Hi everyone," she exclaims in her unusually high happy voice, "I have a message from Lord Koenma."
"What is it," Yusuke asks.
"It's not for you silly; this message is meant for Olivia, Nissi, Kurama, and Hiei."
Yusuke shuffles away disappointed and confused because the message is not for him. The four who it is for however, quickly walks over to the cheerful Reaper eager to hear the message.
"You four have an important job to do," she begins, "you have to retrieve something of great value to Koenma that is very difficult to find."
This news makes everyone in the room stop moving and they begin to listen very, very closely. Vanessa is also having a hard time not laughing, which is making Meagan look at her with a very strange look, the kind of look that says: you have had something to do with this….haven't you?
"You have to find a cat….that can do every dog trick in the book," Botan finishes with a smile on her face.
Yusuke and Kuwabara fall to the ground in an uncontrollable laughter, Malia looks like she is about to pass out at the fact that she was not asked to retrieve a cat, Vanessa is dying from not being able to breathe while Meagan is trying to save her and herself from dying from laughter. The chosen four on the other hand, especially Hiei, look as if they are going to die.
"This is the something of great value, a cat," he whines.
"Yes, Hiei, but think about," Kurama begins, "how many cats do you know of can do dog tricks. This is a very difficult task that has been asked of us."
"Hn."
Botan smiles even wider, "There is a catch, if you are unable to acquire the rare cat within five hours, you have to pay everyone in the mansion 5 bucks, each. That is the message from Koenma. If you have any questions at all, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"I have a question," Hiei yelled, "why can't the onna's all go, they obviously have a lot of time on their hands.
"Because, Hiei, together the four girls reek havoc. I thought that you would have figured that out already."
"Yeah," Nissi exclaimed.
"Hn"
"Well you heard the lady, get out," Yusuke exclaimed.
"Let us go and find this rare cat," Olivia shouts. And with that, they left.
"Now to put my brilliant plan into action," Vanessa exclaims
"But I thought that we were teaching Nissi a lesson," Meagan asks with a puzzled look
"We are. But in order for my brilliant plan for Nissi, I need Hiei and he won't do it. That's why
we have to wait…..tomorrow will be the day. Bwahahahahahahaha!"
Yusuke all of a sudden butts in to the conversation, "Anything I can do for you ladies?"
"As a matter of fact, you and the oaf have one of the most important job of all."
Five Hours Later
"Every thing is in order," says Malia who happens to come bursting into the room.
"Ok, they should be home any minute now. QUICK! Everyone outside. This is a moment that should be remembered," Vanessa exclaimed with an evil smile.
Just as the group of five exited the house, the unsuccessful quartet returned to the mansion, each one with a frown on their face.
"I don't even have 25 dollars to give them. For some reason, I have a feeling that this was planned," Hiei whined.
"We went through 20,000 different cats, and all they could do was pee, eat, sleep, and lick themselves," Olivia explained while she was comforting the whining Koorime.
Right when the group reached the door, Nissi looked up at the roof for no apparent reason and screamed. This little incident caused the rest of the group to run and stare at what Nissi was screaming at.
Olivia screamed, "WHY THE HELL IS ALL MY FURNITURE ON THE DAMN ROOF?"
"Stop whining onna, Kurama and I will get your stupid furniture down." And with one graceful leap Hiei and Kurama went to save Olivia's precious items.
"Ummm….Olivia? There seems to be a bit of a problem," Kurama says in his most comforting voice.
"Oh now what?"
"It seems that your furniture is glued to the roof. You aren't going to get it back for a little while."
"WHAT?"
"Now let's stop and think for a moment. There are only five people in the mansion, and all of them would do something like this," Hiei said, eager to see violence.
"WHERE ARE THEY?"
Out from behind the bushes, wanders the five with Vanessa in the lead.
"So you figured it out did you? Let us just think of this as payback. (a/n: the reason that I wrote this chapter in the first place is because I didn't know that I could prank Olivia cause she is the author, and I needed something that will tie into Nissi's prank that you will read in the next chapter. Anyways, moving on.) You had better be careful Olivia and watch your stuff," Vanessa smirked while the five entered the house.
Olivia literally had steam rising out of her head. "I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER!"
One Hour Later
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!"
Olivia comes running out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped snuggly around her. Everyone came running into the hall at the sound of her screaming voice. Meagan quickly grabbed her camera and followed the crowd to a crying Olivia. Why is Olivia screaming? Well, Olivia has been colored a bright pink color and is covered in beautifully formed yellow swirls, probably because she tried to get rid of the pink with her yellow towel that happened to b colored in yellow dye. The pink is from pink dye hidden in her Shampoo. Meagan took advantage of the situation by taking photos.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!"
"We were just having a bit of harmless fun with permanent dye and are planning to share that fun with people all around the world," Meagan said as she was still taking pictures.
"What are you talking about onna," Hiei asked with a dumb look on his face.
"AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PERMENENT?
Malia took the liberty of answering this question, "Well, you see, almost everyone in the world has internet and just think, with these pictures, we'll be famous. Don't worry, the pink won't fade until after Christmas.
"I'M GOING TO KILLYOU!"
"Well I think that you should decide where you will be sleeping before you kill anyone. Tomorrow is our last day for Christmas shopping," Yusuke said trying hard not to laugh.
"Did you do something to my room?"
"Maybe."
With this news, Olivia bolted up the stairs. When she entered her room, she screamed. "THE PINK….IT BURNS! AHHHHHHHH!"
In the distance, Olivia could hear uncontrollable laughter. With an evil look that could kill the sun, she charges out of the room and toward the laughter. She stops. The laughter has subsided. She can't hear anything anymore. Remembering the warning that she got from Vanessa, she started to search for them using her mind powers. She locates them but, for some reason, is unable to talk to them in their mind.
'Oh well. I know where they are and they are DEAD!'
She runs to where she thinks the troublesome five are. As she is running, she feels a strange sensation surging through her body. She looks down and she isn't wearing her clothes. In fact, she is wearing no clothes at all.
'What the…?'
As she stared at her naked self, she saw that she was growing feathers. Well, actually, she wasn't really growing feathers. It was more of a chicken suit.
'What did I do to deserve this? Whoever had something to do with this is as good as DEAD!
They next thing she new, she was herself. She looked down in hopes that it was her imagination, but it wasn't. She was wearing the chicken suit. She broke out into a sudden run, probably to change or something, and runs right into a wall that wasn't there. (a/n: I did that in PE class….can't explain it though.)
"Olivia, you won't be getting out of that box anytime soon," Meagan said as she was coming out from behind the wall. "The only way for you to come out of the box is if you do the Funky Chicken dance."
"WHAT!"
"You heard me."
"Fine."
(a/n: Now people, you have to use your imagination. Imagine someone dressed in a chicken suit doing the Funky Chicken dance. Hilarious, no?)
Meagan, Vanessa, and Malia are rolling on the floor laughing their butts off. With a loud hissing noise, Olivia is freed from the invisible box. Moving as fast as she can, she runs up the stairs to Hiei's room.
"Hiei, I am not sleeping in my pink room where I am subject to another horrible prank. So, can I sleep in here with you….I will sleep on the floor if I have to."
"Hn, whatever."
"Yay!"
One Hour Later When the Two Demons are Asleep
"Shush, we don't want to wake them."
"Right."
It is now 12 o'clock at night and the three girls are not done with their little pranks. While Olivia and everyone else were out tracking a cat, Kuwabara and Yusuke were sent to get sleeping gas. The girls gently unlock Hiei's door and silently enter the dark room. Pressing the mask deep onto their faces, they watch as their faces soften and relax.
"Excellent"
(a/n: What happens in this prank will be revealed in the next chapter.)
The Next Morning
"Let us go do last minute Christmas shopping," Nissi exclaims as she barges into the room, breaking the silence.
"Yes, lets," Vanessa agrees with an evil smile on her face.
The group leaves the house and begins walking to the store. When the neared the school, Olivia was receiving very cruel laughs and was noticing people pointing at her.
"What is going on," Olivia asks as she stares at her three friends.
"Who knows," they chorused back.
Right as the passed the school, Kurama looks to the left and freezes.
"I think I have discovered the reason Olivia."
"What is it?"
Everyone turns to see what Kurama is staring at. Olivia turns a deep red and screams.
"WHY THE HELL IS MY UNDERWARE HANGING ALL OVER THE SCHOOL?"
Everyone, minus Olivia and Hiei, drop to the ground in an uncontrollable laughter for all over the school was Olivia's underwear. Right above the front entrance door was a huge sign reading: All Found Underwear Is Property Of Olivia Ellery HA HA HA.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
With that, she chases her friends all over the city, hurtling rocks and anything else that she can find at them.
And that is the end. Wow, that was long. Well at least it is done. Olivia is furious at me…..oh well. HAHA Olivia.