Vanessa didn't put in an intro so it looks like I get to do it. Yes, it is I—Olivia. Your normal authoress is back. Vanessa wrote this in Honors English because she was bored so I am typing it up in seminar so I can post it and another chapter up later today. I shall be making various comments throughout this chapter so my author notes shall start with this : instead of ( ) Got it? Lets go then!
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimer applies.
Chapter Eleven
"Goodnight everyone!"
"Goodnight Nissi."
It is 10 o'clock at night and Nissi is climbing the stairs to her bedroom. She snuggles into her warm blankets and falls into a deep, deep sleep. Hiei sneaks into his room, avoiding the onnas so that he may finally get some peace and quiet. He enters his room and immediately feels that something is wrong.
"Who's there?" he asks as he draws his katana.
"Put that away stupid," was the reply of a very familiar voice.
"Onna get out of here!"
Vanessa wanders out from under the bed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?"
"Waiting for you. You are going to do something for me whether you like it or not."
"Yeah right…and GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
"Oh you are going to do something for me."
"What makes you so sure?"
"Because if you don't I'll post these pictures all over Makai."
Hiei snatches the pictures out of her hand. "I don't remember this," he says with horror in his voice.
What is filling Hiei with so much horror? Well, in the pictures, Hiei and Olivia are completely nude and happen to be in very naughty positions. (a/n: Remember the previous chapter, with the sleeping gas in Hiei's room?) :a/n: Wow that's funny…even if it is happening to me: Hiei destroys the pictures with one powerful swipe of his katana.
"There now GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
"Fool! I may be dumb at times but the negatives are with Koenma!" :a/n: Lol:
"…Fine. What do you want me to do?"
"Heheheheheh."
One Hour Later
(Sounds of heavy construction)
Five Hours Later
:a/n: What the heck:
"Quickly!" Olivia whispers.
"We don't want to wake her," Malia adds.
"Be right back," Meagan replies while running behind the building, heavy laughter following closely behind her.
"Thanks," Vanessa replies, angry that she has to carry extra weight.
SPLASH!
"Goodnight Nissi," they chorus. "Now to wait until morning."
The Next Day
Nissi wakes up with the sun in her eyes.
"I can't be outside. I'm still in my bed. Probably Malia."
She rolls out of her bed, expecting to hit her soft floor. Instead…SPLASH!
"Aaaaah! The ocean is EATING ME!"
Realizing where she is, she swims to the edge of the pool.
"They are SO dead."
She runs into the house, ready to kill the first person she encounters. Instead she encounters a note that says:
Nissi, go to the end of the hall and take a left. There you should find a giant cookie. If you are reading this…HAHA YOU ARE ALL WET! Don't kill me…
--Signed, Me ☺
"Hmm…I want the cookie. I can wait and kill them later. COOKIE…I WILL EAT YOU!"
Nissi follows the directions on the note. The only thing on her mind at the moment is the giant cookie. She stops running. Instead of a cookie, she finds a door.
"Hmm…cookie must be behind the door."
She cautiously opens the door, but instead of a cookie she finds darkness.
"Uh…cookie…are you there?"
PUSH! SLAM:a/n: Vanessa's very descriptive, isn't she:
Nissi is pushed into the darkness, the door slamming shut behind her. All of a sudden, the light turned on and there before her is a naked Kuwabara.
"MY EYES! THEY BURN!" :a/n: roflmao:
She shuts her eyes tight and turns around to open the door. Her eyes open again and she lets out a blood curdling scream. Everywhere she looks, there is a neaked Kuwabara. She closes her eyes to get away from the horrible sight, but the image is forever in her mind. She hears the door click as it is unlocked and she runs as fast as her feet can carry her.
SLAM! She hears the door shut behind her.
(The sound of silver hitting each other)
Nissi is now pinned to the door. Her eyes are held open by an invisible force. Yusuke, wearing a naked Kuwabara poster, does a sexy catwalk in front of her. Vanessa comes walking up behind him, walks straight up to Nissi, and dumps a tub of chocolate on her head.
Follow Vanessa is Olivia who puts sticks on Nissi's head. Meagan comes up behind with a sign, which she puts over Nissi's head. The sign reads: HERE IS A MOOSE! Bringing up the rear is Hiei, who is probably going to kill Vanessa for making him dress up in a teddy bear costume with a sign saying: YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!
With Malia's talent a wall falls down with TV cameras from PUNK'D TV and CNN news.
"Aah…I can see the headlines now," Vanessa says. "Teenage girls discover new species of moose."
After Nissi has been released and the cameras have gotten everything needed, Kurama felt it safe to talk to Nissi.
"Nissi are you alright?"
"Yes," she replies with a mouth full of chocolate. (She is apparently eating herself.)
"Uh…come outside with me."
"Okay."
Kurama and Nissi go outside, Nissi nibbling on herself the entire way.
"Nissi…uh…"
"EAT ME! I'M EDIBLE!"
"Um…okay?"
Together the two lover eat Nissi until she is no more. (j/k!)
Finished! Um…just to let you know…this is actually Christmas Eve. Some day, ne? Later we all open our one present, watch Christmas movies, then go to bed. Next chapter is Christmas and pretend that everyone already went shopping. I'm too lazy to write it out… Props to Inu-chan for this whole chapter!