Welcome to leocan anime interview !
With your girls Leocan and Koto and our new home boy Quagmire .
Leocan : I fire'd both of you son of a Bitc... Hello everyone I am Leocan your host and your watching Leocan anime interview show channel .
Koto : I am her friend your other host Koto today we are having Yu-gi-who -oh ?
Quagmire : I think its pronounced YU-GI-OH. I wonder if that cute younge girl name Tea is coming.
Leocan : Yeah we are here to find out whos gay and whos not lets . Please welcome Yugi and Yami .
( Inside of Yuugi's mind )
Yugi : Yami you could help me with this interviewcause you know I ama little bitch .
Yami : NO Yugi there will come a time in life when you won't have me and you will be alone like the little bitch you are .For it is in the FUTURE !
Yugi : You are MEAN I thought you love'd me like you said last night .
Leocan : Well I heard that you have some kind of prevert inside of your mind . Is that true ?
Yami : He's not an pervert he's an friend who helps me in duels .
Yugi : She's talking about you not me you .
Leocan: OK what the hell is an duel ?
Yugi : It's an card game that we ...( interruption)
Leocan falls on the ground !
Koto : Leocan wake up you need to wake up for real girl .
Leacan: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HUH ! Five more mins teddy .
Koto : Ok what would Leocan do ? She would ask an question and get an question no no that's not right ! She would ask a question and get killed ? No NO that's not it she would she would what ?
Quagmire : So what happen to that cute frieand of yours I think her name was Tea ?
Koto : She would NO no SHE wouldn't slap a duck and get fuck that does make sense what would she do ?
Yugi : Yes she is in the back waiting to come out .
Quagmire : Ok Tea will you please come out .
Fan 1 : Look at her thinkin that Yami likes her. She has a rude awakening coming when she finds out ...
Fan 2 : That he's gay! ha ha ha ha ha
Tea : Hi I am Tea as you can see . You do see me don't you ?
Quagmire : Yeah I see you and you don't have much either .( Quagmire islooking into Tea shirt )
Tea : You peeping Tom . You prev . You dog . YOU snake . You cow , you goo hoo tom .
Quagmire : Looks like we have an slow one that makes her easy . Gitty Gitty Gitty
Tea : You cow . You leek You preditor . You thing You dummy you poop You Bitch
Quagmire : If any thing you will soon be my Bitch ! GITTY GITTY GITTY !
Tea: You lion.You stupid Monkey. You Rabbit Trixs Are For Kids .
Yami : Its over you can stop with the you thing its getting old.
Quagmire : So how old are you Tea ?
Tea : I am 16 years old but Because we were on air in 1997, I should be 24 years old but beacuse we are air'd in diffrent time zones my age is unknown so I claim 16 .
Quagmire : And you had to say all that other dialog beacause...
Tea: Cause I wantd to be smart for once .
Quagimire : Your Dumb AND old enough to date . Want to go out?
Tea : No I pass your a loser .
Quagimire: And your a stupid bitch so we have a little something in common.
Quagmire : Any way Do you have a girlfriend Yuugi ?
Yuugi : No
Quagmire: Is that cause you can't get one or is it cause your let me see what the forbiding word ...H...o...m...o ?
Yuugi: Homo ? No I just don't want one .
Quagmire : Yeah the forbiding word .
Quagmire: Come on you can tell us if your and H...o...mo . We won't have no hard feelings towards you
Yuugi: REALLY ?
Quagmire: REALLY ?
Koto: I got IT Leocan Would ASK A Question an Get AN Damn I FORGOT ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Leocan:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WRONGZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Yuggi: ( BLUSHS RED ) ha ha ha well since there is no hard feelings going toward me I announce that I am a Homo .
Quagimire: Extra !Extra! READ all about it! Yuugi Mutou announces being a H...O...M..O So if your Lonely I repeat LONELY, Yuugi is SINGLE !
Yuugi: I thought no hard feelings
Quagmire : There aren't thanks to not having feeling told you at all.
Yuugi starts crying on the stage .
Tea: Yuugi no one goes on with out something dark within them .
Yuugi: So your an Homo TOO ?
Tea : No more like a Lesbo .
Quagmire: Hey so can you an your other Bitch come over to have sex ? GITTY GITTY GITTY !
Tea : Mia isn't a Bitch you are .
Quagmire : I AM a man not awoman I can't be the bitch . But whos the man between you two thats my question ?
Yuugi : MIA ! But I thought she like'd Joey ?
Tea : NO it the opposite Joey likes Tristan . Pegasus wife is an Husband thanks to the sex change . Seto is likes...no actually is engaged to Pegasus thanks to the death of Pegasus Husband . Rebecca Grandfather likes yours . Rebecca goes with Mokuba but in my opinion its a cover up . And you go with Yami . Aren't we a great gay family?
Yuugi : YES !Where all Homo's an Lesbo's ! Yeah I am not alone .
(Inside of Yuugi mind with Yami )
Yugi : We can be together friend IN PULBIC?
Yami : No you can be by yourself I am an Lesbo .
Yugi ": That means you go the right way .
Yami ; Yup sort of I am both .
Yugi : Yami your a Bybo ?
Yami ; Yes Damnmit !
Quagmire : Oh god Help me I have enter the world of H...o...m..o 's and Lesbo ,though there's nothing wrong with Lesbo! But why why me ! GITTY GITTY GITTY
Koto on the other hand is still trying to figure out what Leocan would do when Leocan isRIGHT by her staring at her .
Koto; Leocan would ask a question and get an question no that's not right she would would what .
Leocan : I WOULD ASK A FUCKING QUESTION AND HOPE TO GET AN SMART ANSWER STUPID.
Koto: Not now Leocan I am in the process if Figuring out what Leocan would do .
Leocan : You Stupid Bitch! .
Leocan gets off the floor to stand up .
Leocan ; Thank you anime Fans though I wasn't there to give the question. I thank my Friend Quagmire for doing the job. Didn't he do a good job Fans ?
Fans : YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!( CLAPPING)
Leocan : Well I hope you like the show I will see you next time on Leocan's Anime Interview Show Channel .
I hope you like it , it took me a while to put in out thanks to being out for that last 2 weeks . Sorry for it being short forgive me .Please Read & revew thank you . I do not own any characters only Leocan . Thank you