I got really ticked off seeing all those villains at the end of Homecoming pt. 2, so now I'm making a parody of what I think should happen next. Enjoy! This is a one-shot. Everyone is OOC, but it is a parody.
Slade's Revenge
Slade
looked at a big screen in his new headquarters.
"Well, it
seems I have some competition." He said as he watched the screen
and saw HIVE, Mad Mod, Johnny Rancid, and the rest of the villains
standing on the platform. "Of course, they present no threat, no
threat at all. They're all a bunch of bumbling fools. I mean, look
at this! Kitten? What can she do? Design the costumes?" he laughed
at the thought. "Well, I'd better get a move on." He climbed
into a jet and they flew away.
One hour later, the inductee villains were sitting at tables, eating pizza. Mammoth had a whole supreme pizza on his plate. Mad Mod, who was sitting next to him, looked over.
"Well, it's no wonder you're so fat. You probably won't even go as fast as a turtle, my ducky." A vein pulsed in Mammoth's head.
"Shut up, you old Austin Powers look alike!" Soon a fight broke out, but Trident solved it by hitting them both in the head with his trident. (LOL!) Suddenly the doors opened and Slade ran in. He took out his kung-fu stick and began stabbing people with it. After about five minutes only Gizmo and a few others were left, plus the Brotherhood of Evil. He took out a sword and chopped Trident's hand off. Then he tackled him. Once he did that, he went over to the gorilla and poked him in the eye. A few minutes after that, he went over to the brain.
"You cannot defeat me," said the brain in his stupid robotic voice. Slade cracked the glass, and pulled out his brain. Then he took scissors from his pocket and began to chop it up, shouting "No one messes with the Teen Titans but me!" With that, he began crushing the brain with his shoes. Finally, he ran out of the building screaming.
I know, pathetic, but oh well. No flames but please review!