Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil! I also don't own the rights to Disney or Dumbo!
Luna: I have a random question for those who beat Flash Back. Where do you go after you kill both plants w/ the syringe? You know, the really large one w/ the killer bees? Cause I don't know where to go, and ITS ANNOYING. Anyway, here's the Chapter!
Chapter 3: Dumbo's show!
Kevin made his way to the office. And was suddenly attacked by an infected hyena.
" Damn! We got company!" cried Kevin.
He wasn't fast enough. The hyena bit down on his arm, and he screamed, " HELPPP!"
Yoko was busy collecting more ammo, more than even Kevin had; when he screamed " YOKO!"
She suddenly realized that Kevin's arm had become a nummy treat for a starving hyena and she said, " No! Kevin!"
Yoko threw a concrete piece, and the hyena went flying backwards.
" Could you of helped me any slower?" asked Kevin.
" Yes!" she replied, " That hyena…IT MUST PAY!"
Kevin sighed as Yoko went homicidal on the hyena, and entered the office. There was a shotgun on the nearby desk. Grinning like Christmas had come early, he went to grab it. Kevin was too slow. David, with his ability to pop out of nowhere, took it before him.
" Hey! Give that back!" cried Kevin.
" Finder's keepers," retorted David.
" Your gonna waste all the ammo!"
" Nah. I'll put it to good use."
Speaking of putting it to good use, David and Kevin went into the next room where there was a random person. David thought it was a zombie, and unloaded all 7 shotgun rounds into him. Luckily, the random man was magic; and didn't die. : I'm serious, I tried shooting him at first; and the shots went right through him.:
" That's real good use…" said Kevin, wondering if leaving David and Yoko for dead would be too inhumane.
Kevin found 'The Elephant key' on another desk, and stared at it. He moved into another room where there was something called a 'Mr. Raccoon' Statue to insert medals.
" I knew it!" declared Kevin, to no one in particular, " I bet that this Raccoon thing has a key to somewhere important!"
" Uh…sure…" I said, not wanting to spoil his fun, " Or, you know, David has a tool box."
" And?" came the oblivious reply.
" Maybe he can open the box? With tools?"
" Yeah, like that'll work! Ha!"
I shook my head. Idiots…
Anyway, our drunken cop decides to go back outside; ignoring Dumbo's trunk as it tries to kill him. He meets Yoko outside, who had frantically grabbed an IRON PIPE to protect herself with. Well, at least its not a scrub brush…
" What's the 411, chief?" asked Kevin.
Yoko blinked.
" You're the one with the key, so you tell me."
" Oh…I just like that phrase. This. Is. The. Worst. Day. Ever." replied Kevin, " Anyway, its an Elephant Key."
Suddenly, violin music played. Creepy violin music. Bad violin music. Sounded more like a cat being strangled, violin music.
And then Dumbo appeared.
" We're screwed, aren't we?" asked Kevin.
" Yup. Kevin…we're going to turn into one of them, aren't we?" she asked.
" What? An elephant?"
" No…a zombie…"
" Not if I can help it!"
Kevin got a plan. A sudden plan. He was going to distract it.
" LOOK! A MOUSE!" he screamed.
Unfortunately, Dumbo didn't seem to care. Yoko did.
" A MOUSE! A MOUSE! AHHHHHH!" she screamed, and latched herself onto him.
" No, idiot! It was supposed to…argh…"said Kevin, trying to break free of her grip.
They turned and ran. Ran into the gate for the Elephant stage.
" Did this elephant perform here?" asked Yoko, when they entered the stage.
" No…really…" said Kevin, rolling his eyes.
He went to the back of the stage and climbed the ladder to the room…thing. Uh…sorry for lack of descriptions, I'm just kinda lazy and assuming you played this part. Kevin looked at the control panels, and then noticed a diary. Curious to know someone's else's juicy secrets even in the midst of a crisis, he opened the book. It said:
Ernie here says that Dumbo is gonna make us a lot of mooah. But I ain't ever seen an elephant fl. Have you seen an elephant fly? I've seen a shoefly, a horsefly and even a housefly; but I ain't ever since an elephant fly!
Bored, Kevin closed the book. Yoko had climbed up the ladder too, and found a BMG tape.
" Look what I found, Kevin!" she said, proud of herself.
" A tape…"
Suddenly, Dumbo appeared. Before anyone could panic, Yoko was playing the tape. It was carnival music. IT stopped, and she pressed play again. And again. AND AGAIN.
" Would you stop!" exploded Kevin, " I need to think!"
" It calms me down…" she said.
" I don't care!"
Yoko cowered in a corner, silent.
" Here's a hint. Trap the elephant in here by closing the gate…" I said, as if speaking to a 2 year old.
" I knew that…" he grumbled.
" Sure you did."
Kevin pressed the button, and presto! Good old Dumbo was trapped!
" Let's move!" declared Kevin, and went through a door.
Luna: REVIEW! Next Chapter: When Toucan Sam attacks!