My best friend was always bothering me,
He always got all of my nerves,
Raving about his daughter
As if she were some princess.
After five months pregnancy,
With his wife,
Second Lieutenant Hawkeye
Yelled at the guy
That babies weren't born
After five months.
But then one day
While dealing with the humunguli
(A/N: I so can't spell),
He was murdered by Envy,
And his family was torn apart.
That is why I am still here, to track down Envy.
But Edward will probably do it first,
For I am stuck at Central,
Being the Flame Alchemist.