Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil, the band the 'Beatles' in anyway, shape or form!
Luna: IM SO SORRY! I haven't been updating because I was really busy and…and…THANK YOU REVIEWERS! Okay, This is the start of UNDERBELLY. Its still Kevie, Yoko and David. But I'm making it like they first met. Again. Anyway, here it is!
Chapter 7: When attacked by zombies, the subway is the place to be!
Kevin didn't know when it started. He didn't know how it happened. He had just gotten back from a hard day at work and topped it off with his favorite 'Let's get piss drunk at J's Bar because I hate myself' party. That's when 'they' appeared. The drunks. Stupid, annoying drunks that obviously couldn't hold the alcohol because they bit someone. So Kevin left, less sober then he was 2 hours ago mumbling, " Stupid newbie, rookie drunks ruining the fun for the all time alcoholics…"
When he exited, he noticed something was wrong. Everyone seemed drunk, and…moaning. And biting things. Suddenly having to piss like a race horse, Kevin began to run. And run. And suddenly decided to enter the subway.
The subway was deserted. And rather messed up. Kevin, in his drunken state; thought that there was a 'hardcore' drinking party in the subway, too. This is why you shouldn't drink, children.
" Hello…I'm Yoko." said Yoko, emerged from the shadows; looking wide-eyed.
" Hello…Yoko!" slurred Kevin, " Hey, weren't you the thing that broke up the Beatles?"
" Excuse me?" asked Yoko, confused.
" You're the Yoko Factor!" declared Kevin, and busted into giggles.
Yoko stared.
" We're being attacked by zombies, and that's all you can think about?" she asked, dead paned.
This revelation made Kevin laugh even more.
Yoko sighed, the guy would be pretty useless unless he sobered up. So she picked up some handgun bullets and a concrete piece.
Kevin suddenly remembered what he had came here to do, and ran into the next area. There was the drunken people again. Or the 'zombies' as Yoko called them. As they got closer, he realized the that flesh was missing on them and the stench…His eyes widened as he shot it until it fell.
" OH MY GOD! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY ZOMBIES!" cried Kevin, in horror.
Yoko rolled her eyes and hefted a piece of concrete into a zombie's head. That's when David appeared.
" Hey." he announced, and unlocked a nearby door.
" I'm Kevin!" cried Kevin, still not that sober.
That's when he noticed the restrooms. But Kevin decided that he shouldn't go in there simply because the employee's probably had better toilets. So he raced through the door the plumber unlocked and was confronted by hordes of the undead.
" Oh come on! I gotta take a leak! Can't you guys go away?" he asked.
The zombie answered by lunging forward and was met with some copper coated candies. Bullets. Kevin ran passed the corpses, Yoko close behind. He managed to go in the men's bathroom, and so did Yoko.
" Wow…there's no doors or anything…what are those?" she asked, pointing to a urinal.
" THIS IS THE MEN'S BATHROOM!" shrieked Kevin, " GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Yoko left Kevin in the men's bathroom, confused. There Kevin relived himself and found a piece of paper. It said:
The Break room has old furniture. I think I need a new DESK . Hint, Hint. Nudge, Nudge.
Kevin blinked.
" That was…useless."
Kevin exited the restroom, and make a run for the break room. Yoko, the stalker; came too. There she found a newspaper in a bunk bed, which she kept. Because she likes useless items.
Kevin came face to face with a locker. A combination locker.
" I know the code!" cried Kevin, triumphantly, " Its SUBWAY!"
" Actually, I think it's-" began Yoko.
'Subway' didn't fit in the code thing.
"I know! Its…BOOZE!"
That didn't fit, either.
" Wait-"
Yoko was ignored.
" Its…Chair!"
" No! Its-"
"…Why won't you open!"
Yoko glared at him, pushed him out of the way and put in the word 'desk'. It unlocked, yielding a key. Kevin stared.
" Lucky guess." said Kevin, and giggled.
Luna: Review! I hope you liked it!