"So let me get this straight. You want me to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sober? "Loralai asked incredulously.Rory had called her at four in the morning.
"He's accused me of killing the knights of Ni!" Rory said with a drunken slur. She had been partying with Logan and his gang again.
"Really?" Loralai tried to keep her cool. Her dislike of Logan started to grow, especially given that it was Sunday night.
"Why would I do that? I love the knights of Ni!"
"I know" Loralai made her voice stay even, despite her disapointment.
"Ni! Ni!"
"Why don't you let me call a lawyer who specializes in.. Potato Law, and I'll get back to you" Loralai knew that her daughter had to sleep it off.
"Ni!..Ni!"
"Goodnight Rory." She would have a serious talk with her daughter the next day.
The End.
Author's note: the first line is a quote from Red Dwarf.