DN Angel: Totally Fuced up maiden
I in no way own DN angel or Akira or Star wars, nor do I want to...ok I do sue me I dare you pulls out a baseball bat covered with barbed wire out of his piggy bank YOU WANT SOME OF THIS! I'LL KICK YOUR MOTHER FUCIN ASS FROM HERE TO MONTANA NIGA! Ok look, this is supposed to make no since, like fooly cooly, and if I made you go "wtf?" at least once,then my job is done
Daisuke: Look I dont know how that got in there!
Satoshi: Well we got in on tape!
Daisuke: How'd you get a camera in my bakepack?
Satoshi: Wiz was wearing a wire! pointing at Wiz who had a remote control welded to his back
Daisuke: But thats not mine!
Satoshi: Yes it is! pulls out a gay hentai manga
Dark: Vomits uncontroablly before lying on the ground motionless
Daisuke: I told you its not mine!
Miyamoto: Daisuke! Dont deny your true feelings! Pulls out a .44 magnum and blows Daisuke's brains all over the wall
Satoshi: JESUS CHRIST! Did you really need to kill him?
Miyamoto: Turns super saiyan and flys away yelling "TETSUO! I WILL RESSURECT YOU!"
Riku: Ok what the hell was that? Not much caring for her dead boyfriend
Risa: Picks up the gay manga
Dark: ROLFZ I always knew he was gay! Taking a closer look at it!
Satoshi: Well that is pretty hot isnt it Lowering his glasses and winking at Dark
Silence
Dark: Since when did Satoshi like me!
Riku: Cause Daisuke's dead any you need to suffer!
Dark: What! (OMFGZ SHE5 PWNED H1MM) Miyamoto is the one that killed him!
Riku: Well I didnt get to see it happen!
Satoshi: Brings out a video camera and plays the incident
Riku: Hah that is pretty funny watching it frame by frame
: YOU WANT MILLION DOLLA!
Dark: Yes! I want million dolla!
: WELL THEN YOUS MUST WALK THE PATH OF LOST SOULS points to a can of corn
Dark: Ok what the hell
: YOU WANT MILLION DOLLA!
Dark: Pulls out a baseball bat and violent murders the sterotypical asian
Dark: Pulls out a pack of mashed up mentos, puts it on a spoon and lights a lighter under it Common common!
Rikusorz: Did we just rip off family guy?
: So you've finally made it.
Miyamoto: Give me back Tetsuo you bitch! Does a super duper pooper scooper energy beam
: Blocks it then dies from a falling coconut.
Miyamoto: Time for my level 82 summoner to kick ass FF menu screen pops up
Ownage 10
Ownage 90
Ownage 10
Ownage PWNZ0RZ, then all of a sudden it started raining grape juice, then Tetsuo came falling down from no where with a violent crack
Miyamoto: Who the fuk are you?
Kaneda: TETSUO!
Tetsuo: KANEDA!
Kaneda: TETSUO!
Tetsuo: KANEDA!
Kaneda: TETSUO!
Tetsuo: KANEDA!
Kaneda:HEADS UP TETSUO! Blows Tetsuo's brains out all over Kaneda's bike
Accuracy 100 Here comes the boss!
Daisuke: Its about time you showed up Kaneda!
Kaneda: DAISUKE!
Daisuke: pushes him over a box of gatorade
Kaneda: DDDDDAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!
Anakin: This is the end for you, my master.
Can of corn: BRING IT ON BITCH!
At the movie theatre
Jar Jar: OH MESSA VIRGIN EYES!
Dark: Stabs the annoying FUCK with a katanena in the face, blood squirting everywhere, onto his popcorn then continues watching the movie
Movie: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THE FLOW! NOT SWIM AGAINST IT!
End?(Omfgz!)
(A/N) Ok you may not remember me from the creator of DN: Angel sacred maiden. But I just needed a break from that and started writing all this random crap, everything you just read was made up on the dot. And I say for everyone out there, Jar Jar, we hope you have a safe passage to hell Time taken to write, about 20 minutes