Mew Inuyasha

Part One

"Who the hell are they?"

"I don't know. Uhh...maybe they're cosplayers?"

"Crossdressers?"

"Cosplayers! You know, they do cosplay!" Inuyasha gave her a questioning glance, and Kagome sighed. "Cosplay is when fans of a show or a moive, mostly anime, dress up like their favorites charaters." More confusion from Inuyasha. Kagome shook her head. "Nevermind. If they are cosplayers, then they're certainly not from this era. Which is not good. Come on, let's go!"

As the two neared closer to the group of brightly dressed girls, Inuyasha jerked to a halt. "Look!" He said, "Some of 'em have ears."

"Well, most people do..."

"No! Look closer! That girl in the pink has cat ears. And that white one has rabbit ears. And that little one has...some type of animal ears!"

"Oh wow, I think you're right." Kagome said, squinting her eyes. "They have tails too. And that blue girl, she has wings."

"Demons!" Inuyasha declared with confidence.

"But that doesn't make sense. Why are they dressed like that? Like they're some sort of sentai? It doesn't fit this time period."

Inuyasha sniffed the air, attempting to catch the strange girls' scents. He wrinkled his nose, a look of puzzlement upon his face.

"Well?" Kagome prompted.

"They don't smell like demons. They smell like...cake."

"Cake?"

He shrugged and tapped his nose. "The nose never lies."

"Ex-excuse me?"

Both Inuyasha and Kagome jumped about ten feet in the air, startled by a demure little girl dressed in green. It was one of the demon-looking-but-not-quite-demon girls they were spying on. Apparently she snuck up on them while they were having their discussion. She forced a small smile at them, but it was clear that she was nervous. "Ahh, would you happend to know how to get back to the city?" She managed to ask, her colorful friends inching closer and staring at them. Inuyasha blinked. City was one of those future words, something that exsisted in Kagome's time. If he remembered correctly, a city was a big metal villiage with lots of people.

"Nope." He answered bluntly. "There is no city."

The girl's eyes grew wide and she turned to her friends, but they were just as confused as she was. Kagome felt somewhat sorry for them, for they obviously had no idea where-or when- they were. "What city are you all trying to find?" She asked them, smiling friendly. It was the pink haired girl who spoke up this time.
"Tokyo!"

Kagome winced. Well, they wouldn't find Tokyo here. Maybe Edo, but Kagome wasn't quite sure if that was the same time as now, and it still wasn't the same thing anyway. These girls were definitely from her own era, or somewhere close to it. But how in the world did they get here?

"Tokyo is real far away from here." Yeah, about a few centries or so.

"Um, did you guys happend to fall down any wells before you came here?"

"No." said the tall purple-girl, the one with ears like a wolf. Kagome waited for her to go on, but she didn't say anything else. In fact, all them were suddenly quiet. And staring. At Inuyasha.

He stared back. What's their problem? He thought grumpily, his arms crossed and lips pressed into a firm line.

"He must be a new mew mew, like me." Rabbit-girl said. The others nodded.

"Huh? What did you call me? Is that an insult!"

"One of us...one of us...one of us..." They all chanted, reaching for Inuyasha and never taking their eyes off him. It reminded Kagome of brainless zombies and she took a step back away. Inuyasha was stepping back too, looking at them as if they weren't sane.

"What's your name?" asked Monkey-girl.

"I-Inuyasha..." He said, rather reluctantly.

"Mew Inuyasha, you're the newest member of Tokyo Mew Mew!"

"H-hey! I don't wanna be in any weird clan of yours!"

"Clan? We're super-heros! And we need your help, Mew Inuaysha!"

"Super-heros?" Kagome shook her head. "Sorry to break it to you girls, but if you're super-heros, then you're in the wrong time period for sure. This is Feudal Japan. I don't know how you got here, but you're in the past."

They didn't buy it. "If this is feudal Japan, how come you're wearing that school uniform?" Bird-girl asked with a smug grin. Kagome glanced down at her own attire and sighed. She really didn't feel like explaining.

"I'm from the future too. This is 500 years in the past. That's why you can't find Tokyo anywhere. Or any city for that matter. I mean, look around! Do you see any signs of technology or streets or anything modern?"

She had them there. The girls drew back from them and had a group huddle, whispering madly amoug themselves. Inuyasha caught the words 'rose crusaders', 'time machine', and 'gotta go to the bathroom'. Finally they broke apart and approached them again, Cat-girl taking the lead. "If this is the past," she said, "Then you can't be a mew mew. So what are you?"

Inuyasha realized that question was directed at him and snorted. "I'm a demon!"

"Half-demon." Kagome injected, just to tease him.

"Pfft. Demons aren't real." It was the snobby Bird-girl again.

"Oh, and super-heros are?" Kagome shot back. Only she could make fun of Inuyasha.

Before anyone could open their mouth to say something more, a bright blast of energy erupted from behind them, and a tall figure emerged. "Muhahaha!" Laughed the figure, hooded and draped in robes. "How do my little Mew mews like the past? I was hoping you'd be finished off by now, but I see I will have to do that myself."

"It's him!" cried cat-girl, and she pulled a flashy pink bell-thing out of nowhere. "Attack! Strawberry Bell-bell check!" She shouted, swinging her bell and the others swinging their own odd weapons at the man. Inuyasha and Kagome stared dumbly from the sidelines, unsure if what they were seeing was real. This is way weird, even for this era. Kagome thought. To her, their enemy looked very much like some guy from the Klu Klux Klan, but why the KKK would be after a bunch of freaky little Japanese girls was beyond her. She noticed that said girls were losing their battle badly, so poked Inuyasha's shoulder and told him to go help.

"What? Why?"

"Because," She said, trying not to laugh, "You're Mew Inuaysha." And with that, she shoved him into the battle, leaving him with no other choice. Glaring, him yanked out his sword and rushed at the bad guy. The Mew mew girls saw this and cheered. "Mew Inuaysha's gonna fight!" Cat-girl and Rabbit-girl jumped down beside him. "Ready?" They asked, each girl taking one of his arms and weilding their weapons with their free hand.

"Lemme go! I can't use my Wind Scar if you're-"
"Super Duper Fruity Rainbow Berry Bounce Blast!" They two girls shouted, dragging poor Inuyasha along as they attacked the KKK-ish man. He screamed and retreated into a large swirling portal that conviently appearing out of thin air. "Curse you Tokyo Mew Mew! I will be backkkk!" And he vanished.

"Whew, that was a close one. But thanks to Mew Inuyasha..."

"Quit calling me that! I already told you, I'm a demon! Besides, I didn't do anything!"

"You gave us support, Mew Inuyasha, and we couldn't have done it without you-"

"I hate to interupt," Kagome said, although she really didn't, "But don't you think you girls should be going through that portal now and returning home?" Not that Kagome was certain the still remaining portal would send them home, but quite frankly, she didn't care. She just wanted to get rid of them now. Anywhere but here.

"Not without our Mew Inuyasha!" They said, hugging onto him happily while he futilely tired to knock them off.

"Get off me, you freaks! I didn't even know you!
"Oh! I'm Ichigo!" replied Cat-girl.

"And I'm Berry!"

"Pudding!"

"Lettuce!"

"Zaroku."

"Mint!"

"I don't care what you're names are! Go away!"

Kagome watched helplessly, wondering if the Mew Mews would ever leave. She didn't think that portal would stay there forever. Luckily, Miroku came walking down the path, and she knew then that they were saved.

"Lady Kagome! Inuyasha! Are you ready to go yet?" He stopped, seeing the Mew Mews, and his face instantlty lit up. "Well, well, well, who are these fine friends of yours?" He got right up in Ichigo's face and grinned at her, that grin Kagome knew all too well. But she made no move to stop him. "Will you bear my children?" He asked, right on que.

The girl's face turned beet red and she made a mad dash to the now disappearing portal, the other girls following her lead. The portal blinked away, and Inuyasha and Kagome dropped to ground exhausted.

"Ah, I didn't mean to scare them off like that." Miroku apologized. "I was just joking. Until they t older, anyway..."

Kagome waved it off. "No, it's okay. Really."

"Yeah." a dazed Inuyasha agreed. "Kagome, are all little kids like that in your era?"

"Definitley not. Thank god."

"Why the hell did they all have foods for names?"

"Don't know, don't care. Let's just hope we never have to see them again..."

-Fin-

A/N: This one didn't turn out like I planned, but oh well. I'm too tired to go back and redo it. If any of you readers happend to be Tokyo Mew Mew fans, I apologize for the bashing. But with Tokyo Mew Mew, how can you not bash it? ;) For those of you not familiar with these words, here's a short definition: Sentai- A group of costumed super-heros. (Think Sailor Moon or the Power Rangers.) Edo- Tokyo's orignal name, back in the old days.

The next ficlet will take away, so don't expect anything until at least next weekend, but hopefully it will be better than this. So review, have a nice day, and please come again! Thank you!