A/N: This fic really doesn't have a plot-line of any kind. It's just a bunch of random things you'd never hear the characters say in the manga or anime, and for good reason. The hypens (--) separate each conversation or statement, which is written in script-style, mainly for convientence. (Convient for me, anyway.) And when something is in parenatheses-or however ya spell it- it's being thought, not spoken.
Trival Tibits
Or The Things They Never Say
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Kikyo: Hey Kagome...nice outfit.
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Inuyasha: I wish I had some shoes. My feet hurt.
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Hojo: So, if you're not busy this Friday night, would like to go see a movie with me?
Kagome: Um, I have a doctor's appointment then.
Hojo: Oh? Well, how about Saturday?
Kagome: Uh, cousin's wedding day.
Hojo: How about Sunday?
Kagome: Oh my God, can't you take a hint?
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Naraku: Kagura, have you been using my masscara again? I'm nearly out!
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Random kid: Hey lady, can I have a try out your giant boomerang?
Sango: Sorry kid, but my Boomerang Bone isn't a toy.
Kid: ...yes it is.
Sango: Ssh! Quiet! If anyone finds out that I got this from Toys R Us...
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Kikyo: Pure has become impure. Impure has become pure.
Inuyasha: ...
Kikyo: Red has become blue. Blue has become red.
Inuyasha: ...?
Kikyo: Up is now down. Down is now left. Left is Right. Right is now fifty-two...
Inuyasha: (Kikyo is now bananas.)
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Kohaku: That's so mean:reads: "Now he's back in a new, if slower, form." I am not slo...uh...wait, what was I doing?
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Kagome: Souta, here's your Wacky Meal from WacDonald's.
Souta: Yess!
Kagome: (Huh. Why does this seem familar...)
Souta: Bla bla blaah! I'm likin' it!
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Sesshomaru: I'm in love with Rin.
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Sesshomaru: I'm in love with Kagome.
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Sesshomaru: I'm in love with :insert anyone's name here:.
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Miroku: Will you bear my children?
Inuyasha: Hell no! Stop asking me that, dammit! Chapter one is OVER!
Miroku: But...
Inu: NO BUTS! Besides, we can't...I mean...you know..agrrr! Go die already!
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Sango: Shippo-chan, you're a boy right?
Shippo: Yeah...why? Don't tell me you didn't know!
Sango: Well, that bow in your hair kinda threw me off.
Inuyasha: And sometimes you're really whinny like a girl.
Shippo: I am not! Ohmigod, you guys are like, so totally not nice! WAH! You big meanie heads! I'll have you know, I got this bow on sale! So like, there!
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Jaken: What's wrong, my lord?
Sesshomaru:sigh: Inuyasha has more friends than me.
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Kikyo: Staying alive! Staying alive! Ah, ah, ah, staying aliveee!
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Kagome: That jack-beep-! What a -beep-ing -beeep-! Go burn in -beep-, ya stupid, son of -beep-! -Beep-!
Inuyasha: Kagome! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Kagome: Why do you -beep-ing care?
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Sesshomaru: Rin, I want you to stay right here and-
Rin: No! Rin will do what Rins wants to! Who do you think you are, my mother?
Sesshomaru: That's it missy, you're grounded!
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Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha, you're about my age right?
Inuyasha: Yeah.
Kagome: But you were pinned to a tree for fifty years.
Inuyasha: So?
Kagome: So aren't you really like sixty-something years old then?
Inuyasha: ...
Shippo: Ha-ha! Inuyasha's an old fart!
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Naraku: I'm tired of being evil. Hmm...oh, I know! I'll join the Boy Scouts!
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Inuyahsa: What's that?
Kagome: Toliet paper.
Inuyasha: What's it for?
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Naraku: Inuyasha:deep breathing: I am your father!
Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously, no. You're not my father.
Naraku: Oooh. Right. Uh, sorry about that. Guess I shouldn't have cut your hand off then.
Inuyasha: S'okay, everyone makes mistakes.
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Kagome: Inuyasha, Kikyo can have you! I need a real demon. Oooh Koga!
Inuyasha: Ouch.
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Kikyo: Inuyasha, Kagome can have you! I'm going to marry Naraku!
Inuyasha: Whaaa:falls over:
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Kagura: Does this kimono make me look fat?
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Kagome's mom: Why don't I have a name?
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Shippo: I am not tiny; I am vertically challenged.
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Sango: Am I the only one who changes clothes?
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Kagome: Grandpa! Stops making up these ridiculous illnesses to tell my school! Can't you try something a little less far-fetched?
Grandpa: Okay, okay. Don't worry.
The next day-
Grandpa:on the phone: Kagome won't be coming to school today. Sick? Why, no, she's not sick. Hm? Oh, she had to jump in a well and travel back in time to Fuedal Japan to collect the scattered shards of a scared jewel and stop an evil demon.
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Kirara: with Sango on her back (Man, my back aches. What do they think I am, a horse? And this lady could stand to lose a few pounds...)
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Jaken: If you kiss me, I'll turn into a handsome prince!
Sesshomaru: I'll pass.
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Kanna: Am I too pale? Maybe I need to go to the tanning salon.
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Miroku: Salut! Comment ca va?
Sango: Pas mal.
Miroku: Moi, J'adore tu. Et toi?
Sango: Non. J'aime mieux fromage. Tu? Je deteste tu.
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Kagome: Have we been here before?
Inuyasha: How should I know? All these villages look exactly alike!
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Kagome: Does anyone ever die and not come back to life?
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Mirkou: Okay, I ate the worms. Now it's your turn Sango! Truth or dare?
Sango: Tru-
Inuyasha: Chicken.
Sango: Grr...fine, dare!
Miroku: I dare you to run around naked, screaming "I love Miroku!", for two hours straight.
Sango: Okay.
Miroku: Really?
Sango: No. pulls out boomerang Take this, you pervert!
Miroku: Aiiiee!
Kagome: (Maybe I should've just taught them how to play 'Go Fish'.)
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Shippo: Kagome, come quick! Inuyasha's acting all weird!
Kagome: What do mean?
Shippo: He's growling and snapping and foaming at the mouth!
Kagome: Oh no! Not rabies!
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Kaede: Hello, sweeties! You kids are just in time! I have a batch of fresh, home-made cookies! And I knitted sweaters for all of you!
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Jaken: I am beautiful, no matter what they saaay! Words can't bring meee down!
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Miroku: Will bear my children?
Pretty girl: Next.
Miroku: Oh well, at least I made...counts...seventy-five cents? grumbles Stupid dating games...
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Sango: What is it boy?
Inuyasha: Bark! Bark!
Sango: Kagome fell down the well? Well, duh.
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Inuyasha: Okay. I've decided.
Kagome & Kikyo: Really?
Inuyasha: Yeah, hold on. Eeny meany mighty moe, catch a tiger by his toe...
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Shippo: Can I say it now?
Inuyasha: No.
Shippo: Can I say it now?
Inuyasha: No!
Shippo: Come on, cay I say it now?
Inuyasha: NO!
Shippo: ...
Inuyasha: ...
Shippo: How 'bout now?
Inuyasha: ARRG!
Kagome: Go ahead Shippo.
Shippo: Yay! Ah-hem! ...
Inuyasha: Well?
Shippo: Uh...
Inuyasha: You forgot the line, didn't you?
Shippo: ...
Inuyasha: Dummy.
Shippo: Don't call me a dummy, dummy!
Kagome: You guys...
Inuyasha: I call you what I want to, twerp!
Kagome: sigh Nevermind, I'll do it.
(Geez...) FIN!
A/N: Well everyone, this was the very last ficlet for this collection. Honestly, I had way too much fun with it. But alas, it's time for me to move onto bigger and better things.(And by bigger and better things, I mean cheeseburgers and french fries. It's dinner time now.) Many, many, huge-o thanks to all of you who reviewed! I'm pysched that people actually read this and it made mefeel less crazy while I writing these. Cookies for everyone:)
Oh, by the way, there is no part two to Mew Inuyasha. That was just my weird idea of a joke. (Inspired by the movie Lethal Weapon One, which doesn't have a seqeul either.) Hopefully I didn't dissapoint anyone. Eh heh.
Well, that's it people! It's been fun and I hoped you enjoyed it! Only in a Fanfic is now offically complete! TTFN!