The Aeon Story Chapter 2!

There was quite a disturbance in Bevelle. Not only had the Aeons they had once trusted take over Spira and not only were they going to have to get used to new laws, there was also the matter of the noise coming from inside the temple.

It sounded like lightening hitting a tree that falls down and lands on a pig who squeals himself to death and then having a passer-by notice this and scream.

This sound, was what was considered Yojimbo laughing. Surprisingly enough, he was happy to get paid a large amount of Gil to rule Spira.

"So..." Bahamut said, trying to get the Aeon to shut up.
"So what?" replied Yojimbo.
"The laws..." Bahamut reminded him.
"Oh yes!" said Yojimbo with a big smile on his face. "I was thinking of creating something called Taxis."
"Taxis?" asked Bahamut surprised.
"Yes, Taxis." confirmed Yojimbo. "Its this thing where People, Ronso, Guado and Al Bhed must pay me every year."
"Why?" asked Bahamut.
"Because I like Gil." replied Yojimbo.
"You can't just ask them to pay you every year." Bahamut said.
"Every month then." Yojimbo replied.
"No, I mean they'll want a reason." Bahamut went on, questioning the president.
"Oh I'll just tell them its to help the poor and such. It'll all work out for the best." Yojimbo said in a perky manner.
"How will it work out for the best?" Bahamut questioned again.
"I'll get more Gil." was the presidents simple reply.

In Kilika:

"Did you hear about Yojimbo's first law?" Ifrit asked Shiva.
"Of course." Shiva answered him. "I don't know why he called it Taxis. I think Taxis should be some form of transportation."
"Really?" Ifrit asked, not really wanting to know the answer. "I don't like Taxis either. It should be called..." He paused. "Taxes!"
"Taxes?" Shiva asked, not looking impressed.
"Yea! With an 'E'." replied Ifrit, smiling.
"Where do you get these ideas?" Shiva asked, shaking her head.

Back to Bevelle

"Telephone!" Yojimbo yelled in triumph.
"What?" Bahamut said, stuffing a doughnut in his mouth.
"A place to store all my Gil." Yojimbo said in triumph.
"A telephone?" Bahamut continued questioning.

In Macalania:

"A telephone?" Ixion asked.
"Yup." Valefor replied.
"I think it should be called a bank." Ifrit said.
"I'm giving up on you Ifrit." Shiva said disappointed.

Back in Bevelle

After much Gil had been spent, Yuna finally succeeded in seeing Yojimbo.
"Yojimbo," the high summoner began. "I cannot let you pass this Taxis law."
"Why not?" Yojimbo asked.
"Because your worse than Sin." Bahamut answered for her.
"You feel this way?" Yojimbo asked, depressed.
"I do." said Yuna.
"Then we must FIGHT!" Yojimbo said standing up.
"NOOOOOOOO!" cried Bahamut.
They both turned to look at him.
"What?" Bahamut asked. "Oh sorry, I thought I was missing a doughnut but I'm not. Carry on."

After much kung fu fighting and coffee breaks, the match was settled. Of course Yojimbo won because a Yuna is no match against an Aeon because she would be nothing without one and her white magic can't save her against an attack that does 9999 points of damage and Yojimbo has powerful attacks and so on.

"How DARE you challenge ME!" Yojimbo shouted.
"I didn't, YOU challenged ME!" Yuna said.
"How DARE you question ME! You shalt be put in the BLENDER!" Yojimbo said.
"The blender?" Bahamut questioned, which Yojimbo never seemed to mind. In fact he liked it when he was questioned because he got to explain things and seem smart which gave him a feel of superiority. He was just looking for an excuse to punish his ex-master because she occasionally only gave him 1 Gil in a fight.

In the calm lands:

"A blender?" Ifrit said wondering. "I think it should be called a prison."
"Your an idiot." Shiva said to him, walking away.