Chapter 17: Holy Hippogriffs!

A/N: That's right I said it! Holy Hippogriffs! Any problems with it?

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"What decision would that be?" Harry asked.

"To tell Oliver Wood you're having his child, or to lie to Draco and tell him it's his. You also can decide if you want to keep it or not."

"Mada-Poppy this is ridiculous! I can't be pregnant." Harry said.

"You sound like Dragon! Of course you can be pregnant, you have two children, four if you count the twins, to prove you can get pregnant."

"I know that, but I meant I took the counter potion to the pregnancy one after Alyssa, therefore it's impossible for me to be pregnant, unless-"

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"Malfoy? What are you doing back?" Fredrick Wienstien, a third year Slytherin, asked. "You're suppose to be in Azkaban."

"Well, seeming I didn't murder a duck, a penguin, my father, a hippogriff, or a ferret, I had no reason to be in Azkaban. I'm here for my stuff, I've been re-sorted into another house. Not that it's any of your business anyway." Dragon went up the stairs, packed his stuff, and called for Dobby.

"How can Dobby help Master Harry Potter's son?" Dobby asked.

"It's Dragon Dobby, and can you please take this to the second year Gryffindor boys dormitory? I've been resorted."

"Right away sir." With that Dobby popped out of the room, the luggage following behind him. With one last look around the dormitory, Dragon left for Gryffindor tower.

"Dragon just what do you think you are doing here? Get out this instant, go one! We don't want you." Melissa yelled as Dragon entered the common room.

"Miss Black, that's enough! Dragon has been resorted into Gryffindor after serving a sever punishment for lieing to his dad and I, he has had a long day already, so please leave questioning and yelling until later." With that Draco left. Dragon went up to the boys dormitories, deposited his stuff, and left for the library again, homework in hand.

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Harry Potter was a force not to be reckoned with, alone he was extremely powerful, more so than Dumbledore himself, however when he was angry it was best everyone and thing just stay far away. Unfortunately, Harry was far from angry, he was pissed, upset, furious at a certain Quidditch player, and extremely betrayed, and you didn't have to look at him to tell, you could feel it and see it. Every corridor he ran down, the lights would go out, the glass would shatter, and doors would rattle. "Harry mate, calm down. You need to calm down, or you could seriously injure someone.' Fred Weasley said, before being pushed inot a wall by a wave of magic. George ran to get Draco.

"Drake! We need help!" George called.

"What's going on? All the containers broke and the fires have fond out and refuse to light." Draco asked.

"Your husband's what's going on. He's knocked everything out, he was heading towards the Charms and History of Magic classrooms. I've got to go help Fred, he was knocked out." George explained quickly.

"Everyone stay here." Draco told his class. "I'm serious Miss Holmes!" Draco ran out of his class towards the charms classroom. "Babe, stop please, you'll hurt yourself please." Draco called to Harry in front of a picture of a girl with a flower basket.

"I've been betrayed Drake, you have too."

"Yes, but we dealt with Dragon."

"Not him, Oliver Wood." Harry said, the air cracking with magic. "He tricked me, and he'll pay." Draco ran up and grabbed Harry around the waist, he felt a slight bump and a protection shield around Harry's abdomen.

"You can't be…can you?"

"I am, I'm not keeping it though." Harry stormed into Oliver's classroom, the door flying off it's hinges.

"Harry, sit and calm down, I will use Dragon if I have to." Draco knew their son was strong enough to calm Harry down with a bit of magic, he had seen it first hand many times. "You Wood, are in serious shit! What did you slip my husband? I wouldn't lie if I were you, he's pretty pissed off and pregnant, with your child."

"Are you really? That's great!" Oliver said excitedly until Oliver was slammed into his desk by his throat.

"My husband couldn't be pregnant though Wood, he took the counter potion after Alyssa, which means you drugged his drink."

"Holy Hippogriffs! You're going to kill him!" Daniel yelled.

"Mr. Zabini, I won't kill him until he denies something I know to be true."

"Fine, Fine yes I slipped Harry a pregnancy potion I wanted a Potter heir, a powerful one so I slipped him a potion." Oliver admitted. "He wasn't your husband at the time either, so I don't know why you're getting mad a me. It's not like I forced him to sleep with me."

"No you just forced him to bare your heir for power problems you've obviously got. What you wanted was to raise an unbeatable Quidditch playing witch or wizard, you forgot two things, the only reason Dragon, Alyssa, Elizabeth, and Michael are, were, and always will be great at everything is because of their genetics, and because of the fact that they've, as in Dragon, have read every book in the manor about how to control and direct their powers, Melissa Black has also and if you've noticed she's powerful also."

"Enough! All three of you outside!" Screamed Lupin, pulling them out of the classroom.

"What are you doing here?" Pondered Harry.

"I received a Floo from Dragon saying George needed me, now I bloody know why. So what's going on?"

"Oliver drugged Harry and now he's pregnant, he even admitted it!" Draco yelled.

"Harry is this true?"

"Yes, but I'm not keeping this child, Poppy told me all about Oliver's plans for this child. I'm having an abortion tomorrow at St. Mungos. Remus please, just get him out of my sight and away from my family. I'm sure Chastity will be more than happy to cover Oliver's classes until we can find a more permanent teacher." Harry explained.

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Chastity was currently helping Sirius and James move her stuff into Black Manor. "Chastity for being a girl you sure don't have a lot of stuff."

"Well the place already has everything, plus I'm still keeping my apartment in Ocean City, New Jersey, I'm renting it out to people though, that way I can make enough money to keep the rent going on it. So James, how have Lily and you been? I heard you were working at the Ministry with Sirius." Chastity pulled her hair back in a pony tail and tied a bandana around her head.

"We're good, it's a relief not to have to deal with Dragon right now, but yes Lily and I are working at the Ministry of Magic, it was interesting to go into interviews with your birth and death certificate to prove you are who you say you are though, it was definitely fun to watch some of the people's expressions, it was like they had never seen a ghost before." James placed Chastity's trunk at the foot of her bed.

"Well, maybe they hadn't. Maybe you were the first 'ghost' they ever saw."

"Except some of them went to Hogwarts, so I know they met one of the Hogwarts ghosts, which reminds me, have you ever seen Hogwarts? I mean were you raised in the muggle or the wizard world?" James asked, very curious now.

"Mostly in the muggle world, I wasn't brought into the wizarding world until I was 17, when my parents finally decided to tell me why I was able to set things on fire, and change into different things, at first I thought I was a freak and I didn't want to tell them what was happening. See muggles have this thing called a mental hospital and you go there when doctors think you're crazy, and I definitely didn't want to be sent there. My father found out I had come into my powers when I accidentally set the school gym on fire."

"You accidentally set the school gym on fire…How do you accidentally do something like that?" Sirius asked, dropping a box on the floor in shock. "OUCH!"

"Sort of like that, I was getting really mad because the teacher didn't believe that I was having an asthma attack, and they're very serious things, if they go untreated you could die because you don't get enough oxygen into your body. So like an idiot he felt my forehead, then claimed I was on fire, I didn't think he actually meant that I was on fire, I mean human combustion is extremely rare in the muggle world, it was sort of like a Carrie thing after that, you know with the exception of everyone being locked in the gym. Within minutes it was burnt to the ground. The school ended up calling my parents and they had to pay for everything."

"The next time we go to Hogwarts I'm taking you with us, I think there's someone there you'll love to meet. They-um-definitely love getting into more trouble then one person can handle. Come to think of it, the only one close to tie him are the Weasley twins, but since they left school a long time ago, I'm sure he'd love to meet you." Sirius said, this time picking up Chastity.

"Sirius Brendan Black you put me down right this instant! I'm not up for any maraudering from you today. Put me-"

"Mr. Black would you put the bint down, I am here from Dumbledore to talk to her, it is of utter importance." Snape said walking into the house.

"Oh Merlin it's not Dragon again is it? I knew I wasn't scary enough, but the next time you call me bint, you might want to watch that greasy head of yours, I heard that grease ignites easily but I might just have to test that theory out myself." Chastity said, taking out Sirius' wand.

"The day you set my hair on fire is a day you'll be regretting your birth, now we need to talk about your cousin in private, Now." Severus wasn't up to playing whose the biggest smart ass.

"Fine, this way, I'm sure that Sirius wouldn't mind me using his study. I'll be right back you two." Chastity walked over to Sirius' study, and opened the door waiting for Severus to walk through it before locking it and placing a few imperturbable charms all around the room.

"Siri, whose her cousin? I thought her family was dead." James asked.

"Some of her family is dead, but she doesn't have a wizard cousin, not one that goes to Hogwarts anyways, but Dumbledore sent him so it must be very important."

"You're in a relationship with her and you have no clue about her family? What sort of relationship is that?"

"Hey now, we talk about family, but her two brothers are muggles, one famous muggle to say the least, but still muggles. She said she was the first in a couple of generations that have been anything but muggle."

"Oh my gosh, she just out maraudered you! She said generations, which side? Her father's side of the family or her mothers? She's not telling you something Siri." James said cracking up. Sirius pondered this for a minute before it hit him.

"Hey! That's not right! I'm Sirius Black, no one out marauders me! What the-who raised her to be that sneaky? That's it I'm finding out right now." Sirius went up to the door and tried to yank it open, only to be turned into a cat.

"Well that's a nice change want to be a fish next? First you're a dog, now you're a cat, oh think of the possibilities." James couldn't stop laughing, he ended up falling onto the floor.

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"So Severus, how did you find out?" Chastity asked sitting down on one of the chairs.

"It's not that hard, you ask about him constantly, but obviously keep your distance, you cared more about what happened in his family then Black's, and no matter what glamour you've obviously used, your attitude is exactly the same, your leadership skills are far more superb than most, why do you think I asked you to help scare Dragon. He doesn't know does he?" Severus asked, pulling a chair up in front of Chastity's, she shook her head no.

"What was I suppose to do? Walk up to him and go hey uncle Lucius, I know you thought I died in a Death Eater attack but I'm fine? Oh and by the way Draco, sorry that I let you live a crappy life when I could have taken you into my custody, but I was too busy hiding from your father to care about what happened to you? Severus, you're my cousin also, so you know just as well as I do what would happen to me if I went and defied my uncle, took his heir away from him and raised him on my own. I probably wouldn't be here today if I did, I mean look at Lucius' brother, he ran across the ocean and into a different country to get away from Lucius and ended up paying a bunch of people to keep our whereabouts from him. Lucius saw me 'die' with his own two eyes, plus how am I going to explain to Sirius and the rest of them that at one time I was a Death Eater, but not just any Death Eater I out ranked Lucius Malfoy? That I was feeding Tom all his plans and strategies? That I hand picked his inner circle, trained them, and gave them their orders? They hate Lucius Malfoy because of what he was and did, and I OUT RANKED HIM! What do you think they are going to do to me?" Chastity asked, her temper flaring.

"You need to tell them, if you explain to Draco why you had to do what you did maybe he'll understand. You can't keep an eye out for him from afar, which brings me to another thought, why are you here? Why now and why have you used a glamour? You are so much more beautiful than this, don't get me wrong this body has one you awards and titles, but it's not you, you without the glamour looks 10 times better, the pinnacle of perfection and a Malfoy in every way."

"Thank you Severus, but about my cousin?" Chastity just wanted to get the meeting over before Sirius got really fed up and tried to break the wards around the study. Severus started to explain about Harry and Oliver, and how Harry was getting an abortion tomorrow.

"Well anyways, Oliver's been fired, Draco's going to go with Harry and they'll be staying at Malfoy Manor until Harry is better, so they need someone to take over study hall and Current History, as I'll be taking over Potions, and for someone to keep an eye on Dragon, Alyssa's going to go with Draco and Harry. Dumbledore wanted to know if you'd like to sub in Oliver's classes."

"What about DADA? Whose taking over in there?"

"Well, we were wondering if you had any suggestions." Snape smirked, if Chastity would take the hint, he knew the class would become very interesting.

"Oh," Chastity started cracking up. "I know just the teacher, see they've been dying for this position for…well… ever. I'll do it! I'll be there tonight with my guest." With that Chastity turned and left the room.

"Oh you little cheating, scheming, lieing, little bin-girl you! Don't you dare think you can out marauder a marauder! I know you lied about something, so you better just confess."

"I never lied babe, I just didn't tell the whole truth, there's a difference, now Dumbledore needs a professor for a few weeks and I've volunteered to do it so I'm just going to pack a small suitcase, get my friend and be on my way." Chastity smiled and patted Sirius' head. "It's okay, you're slow I get it." Chastity then went up there, 'well I got around him again.'

James just sat there cracking up again. "Oh yeah what's so funny this time?" Sirius snapped.

"What in those few rambling sentences did she just reveal to you?"

"That I'm slow?"

"Well, yes, but something we didn't already know."

"That she's going to teach at Hogwarts." Sirius really tried guessing.

"Nope, let me rephrase that, ' I know you're lieing, so you better just confess.' 'I get it your slow, it's ok.' "

"Hey! She did it again! She avoided the topic and I'm just figuring this out and oh Merlin she's right I am slow, and now she's gone and I can't ask. Why didn't you tell me this before she left?"

"How was I suppose to know she wouldn't tell you something until after she finished talking?"

"Oh, good point."

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Dragon: What's going on? What is Kime getting up to? She hasn't allowed me on the computer for three days! All because of that Jersey story, she's been like crazy obsessed with it! I can't really respond to the story because I wasn't able to read this chapter, and for some reason there's a secret in it that I'm not suppose to know so I'm not even allowed to proof it, so if there are mistakes blame Kime. She didn't even proof the last chapter of Jersey that she updated, and now she's regretting it, because she thinks she made a mistake with some age thingy. I don't know, but on with the reviews.

Orlin: Yes I am human again yay! lol though I didn't know I wasn't human. When did I die? uh thanks for the congreats, and as you can tell Harry and friends are working on the Oliver problem. Fine then say poor who ever you want, but now I know it's worthless:). I am not a Twit! So bite your tongue! Sirius says you can take those calm thoughts and stick them where the sun don't shine. I'm glad the cookie bit made you laugh.

Scottishbabe10: Thanks, I'm glad it's not mine either :), though I do know who Kime is going to hook me up with next, and let's just say I'll be calming down for a while. However, it will not be Melissa or a Hufflepuff, nor will it be a Slytherin!

Beth5572: Well I'm happy to type the stuff you love to see. :) I hope you enjoy this chapter.

VolleyPickle16: Thanks.

SNLS: Oh lol well you have cool initals! Ok ok don't chop my head off, Harry got off to easy ok. Harry is pregnant but it won't last so don't worry, and see no more Oliver :). Ok yes I do read my own writing, but you said Harry was a whore, I was just pointing out that when he was with Oliver it was a while later, and that Draco and Harry were divorced.

SarahAmanda: No Harry is not going to have Oliver's baby. I'm glad you liked the chapter though.