Disclaimer: I Don't Own Inuyasha Or Anyone, OK!
Things Sesshomaru Will Never Think, Say Or Do:
1. Sesshomaru turns into a fangirl during the night of a full moon.
2. "I wish I had a pair of rainbow toe socks...sigh."
3. Sesshomaru kills himself because he ran out of cheese.
4. Sesshomaru asks Kagome to take him back to her time and let him watch soap operas.
5. Sesshomaru gets his ears pierced.
6. "Oh! It's time for me to shave my legs! Rin, where's my razor?"
7. Out of no where, Sesshomaru asks, "Do you like cheese?"
8. Sesshomaru and Naraku greet each other with a kiss on the cheek.
9. "Inuyasha, I look up to you! I love you sooo much!"
10. "Ooooooh! I HAVE to thank that person who gave me that WONDERFUL nickname Fluffy!"
11. Sesshomaru asks for makeup advice.
12. Sesshomaru knows Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango's names, and says them out loud.
13. Sesshomaru praises Inuyasha.
14. "Hey, how many times do you think I can twirl around before I barf?"
15. Sesshomaru winks,...at anyone.
16. "Jaken, did you know that you are my best friend:)"
17. Sesshomaru actually talks to Inuyasha and doesn't have thoughts of killing him.
18. Sesshomaru talks to Inuyasha about his feelings.
19. "I want you all to called me Fluffy, from now on."
20. "Jaken! Lets go dance and frolic in the woods naked!"
21. You know? I really do love my brother, very much indeed.
22. What do mean I have 'pointy ears'? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?
IIMP: HAHAHA! I Love Making Fun Of Sesshomaru! We All Know He Acts Sooooooooo Girly!
Sesshomaru: I'm In A Bad Mood, And My Brother Sucks… So Stay Away From Me
IIMP: Puts Danger Sign Around Sesshomaru Look It's A Pretty Necklace!
Sesshomaru: Starts Chasing IIMP MUAHAHA
IIMP: Stares…Runs Away PLEEEAAAASEE RREEEVIEEWWW!