Winter: Welcome to the next chapter of "Two Heads are Worse then One!" I want to apologize about the long wait. You see music is my life. I know it sounds stupid but in order to write something I have to listen to my favorite CD.
My dad felt like being a jerk (though I mean more insulting names) and threw my bag down a flight of stairs and my CD was in it. CD player looks like someone tried to bend it in half and the CD is all dented. Me being pissed off I wasn't much in the mood to write. A couple of the songs still work so I'm listening to that on my PS2.
So I'm really sorry for the long wait and I promise to try and make this chapter as long as I can and by Monday since I have to go back to school on Tuesday.
Wisdom: That was a long apology.
Winter: Yeah well Hiei you better do the Disclaimer, Dream didn't get her rabies shot this month…
Hiei: Gah! Winter's doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belongs to the unbalanced Dreamchasereternity.
Winter: ON WITH THE FIC SPOT!
Chapter Nine: Huston We Have a Problem:Everyone followed to where she was pointing. It was a steep rocky cliff that looked very hard to climb.
"Up there," said the reaper.
Yusuke's jaw dropped open. "No way in hell!"
"Well news flash Yusuke," said Flash. "We are in hell and there is a way. You climb."
The black and silver haired girl placed her Lorigriff charge in his leather carrier and walked over to the steep wall. She made sure her charge was safe and secure on her back before she placed two hands on the rock and braced herself with her left foot.
"Let's go," she yelled so they could hear her. "I want to go home and take a nice long shower!"
Hiei hned and shoved his hands in his pockets as he walked towards the cliff. Botan flicked her wrist and her oar appeared she hopped on.
"Well come on," she said.
Kurama and Skye quietly followed while Autumn threw her arms in the air and chanted some made up song about climbing cliffs. Kurama and Yusuke heaved a mournful sigh and then followed.
Hiei was jumping from ledge to ledge but had to climb some parts. Botan hovered close by incase anyone fell. Skye had made up with her lack of flight with bodybuilding, she easily pulled herself up the rocks.
Flash was half way to the top when a rock that her foot was on came loose and she lost her balance and began to fall.
"Flash!" yelled Autumn.
Flash stopped in mid air. Two angelic wings grew out of her back. Flash sighed in relief thanking that the demon in her hand wings. She heard a screech. The Lorigriff still fell.
Flash dove after him catching the bag. Then stopped. Everyone sighed with relief. Flash gently glided up.
"Are you alright?" asked Botan.
"Yeah, I'm fine," said Flash. "It's a good thing Lioness was awake."
The Lorigriff screeched angrily at Flash. Flash looked down at him.
"Shut up. I won't hesitate to drop you again," she threatened.
Her charge gave her and angry glare before keeping quiet.
"I'd hate to see how you treat your kids when you become a mother," said Kurama.
"Like anyone would father her kids," said Kuwabara.
Everyone turned to glare at him.
"What?" he asked stupidly.
"Just get to the top," growled Yusuke who was stuck under him.
Flash gently glided to the top and landed facing the cave. Lioness's wings had shrunk back into her back. It was a small ledge with a cave to the far side. Some over grown brush weaved its way about it. Darkness covered the inside of the cave.
After everyone had made it to the ledge Botan spoke.
"They bracelets are somewhere in there," she said. "Be careful though. There are supposed to be traps. Well good luck!"
Botan took back into the air on her oar. Yusuke stood with his legs wide and shook his fist in the air.
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD LUCK! GET BACK HERE!" screamed the Spirit Detective.
"Yusuke, did anyone ever tell you that you yell too much?" asked Flash dryly.
"Your one to talk," muttered Autumn.
"Shut it fox," hissed Flash.
"Sorry Yusuke. But Koenma said just to bring you to the cave. I need to get back and collect souls," said Botan. "Ta-ta!"
Yusuke stared as Botan flew off. "I really hate them right now."
"Let's just get going," sighed Flash.
"But its so dark," said Kuwabara. "I'm afraid of the dark."
"Here," said Skye holding out her arm. Orbs of electricity floated around her. "These will help us see."
Autumn put a captain's hat on her head and pointed at the cave. "A' right ye scum bags! Les' entree' thea cave!"
Everyone stared at Autumn as she walked into the cave. Kurama looked at his watch. Three seconds later Autumn came walking back.
"LESSE GO!" she said.
Everyone walked after her into the cave.
Autumn: And they were never seen again. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Flash: Autumn:knocks her unconscious with math book then drags the body away:
Kurama: We will now continue with your scheduled fanfic. FLASH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIT PEOPLE WITH SCHOOL ITEMS:follows them to yell at Flash:
After walking for a couple of hours down a tunnel what seemed like forever they came upon a room. The room was pretty small. There was a small dais in the middle. The floor was marble and the walls a nice clean stone with writing carved in it. In the ceiling of the cave there was a circle cut into the stone. Pillars circled the round dais.
The sun, which was now setting, gave of a beautiful yet haunting glow to the room. Everyone spread out with a little orb following them. Flash and Skye started looking at the writing on the wall.
"Moon and tie push and pull bind thy hands and release thy sand," read Skye from the wall. "Any idea what that means?"
"How should I know? You know Lioness," said Flash. "Her age is inflicting with her insanity. Ow…my head."
Skye hid a chuckle behind her hand. Meanwhile a glint of light coming from an alter on the dais caught Autumn and Hiei's eye.
"SHINY!" yelled Autumn.
She began to run for it. Hiei did the same seeing that the bracelets where on the dais. Suddenly Flash's eye glowed more of a golden color and she spun around.
"NO DON'T!" she yelled.
But it was too late. Autumn and Hiei and both grabbed the bracelets at the same time. There was a flash of light that came from the bracelets and quickly the room filled with sand.
As fast thinking Flash (with Lioness in control) opened up a portal to Koenma's office.
In the office:
The young ruler was stamping every paper on his desk not reading them and of course not realizing he was letting some of the most dreadful people be reincarnated to fulfill their real life's dream.
Suddenly a portal appeared and a bunch of sand came pouring out of it along with seven unconscious bodies. Koenma stared at the mess.
Finally Yusuke popped out of the sand knocking sand out of his head. "Man I have sand in places I didn't even know I had."
"Well there's all the empty space where your brain is supposed to be," said Flash digging her way up to air.
The Lorigriff gave a screech in annoyance and bit her as Flash was about to burry him back in the sand.
Everyone climbed out of the sand but Autumn and Hiei. Kurama was knocking sand from his air and Flash sat on the floor and pulled off her shoe and watched all of the sand pour out of the holes.
Kurama looked up then around. "Has anyone seen Autumn?"
Suddenly Hiei emerged from the sand waving his arms around franticly. There was a big blur from him waving his arm so fast screaming 'get it off'. Finally once the fire demon got tired and his arm fell back to his side a dizzy Autumn hung there limply.
Everyone stared. Not only did Autumn and Hiei each have one of the bracelets on but also they were linked together.
"This could be a problem," stated Flash.
End chapter:
Winter: Heh, sorry I wanted to make this chapter longer but I hit a hard wall of writer's block. For later chapters I need random and painful things for Autumn to cause Hiei. So if you have any ideas lemme know!
Hiei: DON'T ANY OF YOU GIVE AN IDEA!
Winter: Oh don't listen to him; he's got something up his ass again.
Wisdom: Umm…
Winter: Hiei finish this!
Hiei: I hate you all.
Wisdom: Please review!
Winter: And may the sporks be with you!
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