Winter: I want to apologize for the long wait with any updates. You see I failed gym with a 50 when I actually did something. Grrrr I hate that teacher. But now since my progress report is good I get teh computer back. Oh and video games :dances to KMFDM Megolomaniac:

Wisdom: Uh Winter, I suggest you get started on this fanfic…Dream is starting to foam at the mouth again.

Winter: Shhhh! Dope, "Die Mother Fucker Die" just came on!

Hiei: Your mother is home baka :Turns off speakers:

Winter: So…?

Wisdom and Hiei: ...:Stare:

Dream: FANFIC GRRRR I'M A MUTT :Jumps out of nowhere and bites Winter in the leg:

Winter: Aww man…Hiei disclaimer!

Hiei: Winter doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho or it's characters Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir belongs to EternalBlackNight.

Winter: CELLDWELLER!

Chapter Ten: Floating Spirit Detective, Secrets, and Strawberry Pocky Galore!

Let's catch up on some things. It has been three days since the mission where Autumn and Hiei have gotten stuck together. Since the first minute Hiei has been looking for a way to get Autumn unattached from him.

Of course we all know Hiei and none of these times have worked unless his goal was to get Kurama to yell at him. Everyone is staying with Koenma until the problem is fixed. The castle is being turned upside down by its visitors.

"HIEI!" screamed Kurama as he pointed Hiei's katana at the fire demon. "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't cut Autumn's hand off!"

Hiei stared at Kurama with no expression. "I know I can't. I tired but there's a barrier protecting that arm. I was going to kill myself."

Kurama stared at him in disbelief. "I never want you near Autumn again! Come on Autumn."

"Okee dokee foxee!" said Autumn as Kurama took her free arm and dragged her out of the room.

Hiei had no choice but to follow. As they walked down the hallway of Koenma's castle Kurama spotted Hiei out of the corner of his eye.

"Hiei I thought I told you to-" but he was cut off when he saw that Hiei was holding up his arm that was attached to Autumns. "Oh…"

Meanwhile:

"Grrrr! I can't take it anymore!" yelled Koenma as he slammed his hands on his desk.

"Sir?" asked Botan as she turned to the small ruler.

"Between Kurama yelling at Hiei, the ogres running around screaming stuff, Yusuke and Kuwabara fighting over who gets the last donut which belonged to me for the record and Flash blasting her so called music! I want them OUT!" ranted Koenma in one breath.

"Sir you do realize we can't send them back to the Ningenkai," said Botan. "Or else we will be found out."

"I don't care!" yelled Koenma.

"Keep your dipper on," said Jada as she walked through the door. Her staff clicked against the floor as she walked.

"For your information I am potty trained," said Koenma glaring at the kitsune.

Jada brushed it off by changing the subject. "So two of your detectives touched the bracelets? I thought these were your best yet."

"Shut up," said Koenma.

"Well if you don't want to know how to get them off," said Jada with a shrug then began to walk away.

"No wait!" said Koenma.

"Thought as much," said the kitsune turning back around and leaning on her staff.

"I'll call the others," said Botan then walked out of the office.

Botan found Yusuke, Hinote and Kuwabara in the kitchen fighting over who gets the last piece of strawberry pocky.

"OW!" screamed Yusuke. "Hinote just bit me!"

"POCKY!" said Hinote insanely as he ran for it.

Botan stared at them as the scene changed to slow motion. The pocky stick was falling in the air. Yusuke and Hinote were running after it as Kuwabara danced his way to it.

As it changed back to the normal speed Flash grabbed the stick before it hit the floor and stuffed it in her mouth.

"NOOOOOO!" yelled Hinote and Yusuke as they crashed onto the floor.

"Wheee!" said Kuwabara as he jumped onto the table like a ballerina. "Look I'm Ricky Martin!"

"Flash!" yelled Hinote. "You ate my pocky!"

"No!" said Yusuke. "It was my pocky."

Flash stared at them from behind black plastic glasses. She was dressed in gray sweat pants and a white tank top her hair was pulled back into a messy ponytail. The stick of pocky hung out of her mouth.

"Well since both of you claim it I did the right thing by taking it for myself so you two wouldn't fight over it anymore," she said. "And when did you get here anyway?"

"I heard that Autumn and Hiei got handcuffed together and wouldn't pass a moment to see Hiei about to commit suicide," answered Hinote fixing his glasses, which only had one leg.

Botan held up the box, which the pocky stick came from. "Um guys…the full box is right here."

"And I'll be taking that," said Flash taking to box of pocky and walking out of the kitchen.

"Flash wait!" said Botan. "Koenma wants to see everyone in his office can you get Kurama, Autumn and Hiei?"

Flash didn't say anything and went to go find the others. She found them arguing in the hallway.

"Now why are you guys fighting?" asked Flash.

Both Hiei and Kurama shouted their stories at her at once. Flash narrowed her eyes at them.

"Just because I ask doesn't mean I care," she said. "Hey Autumn."

"Cha?" asked the hyper girl.

"There's a surprise for you in Koenma's office," said Flash.

"Really?" asked the girl happily.

"Hai, but you have to run or else it might leave," answered the smirking golden-eyed girl.

"YAY! A GIFT FOR AUTUMN!" she yelled then bolted down the hallway dragging Hiei behind her.

"And you did that why?" asked Kurama.

"Because I like causing Hiei pain?" asked Flash sticking another piece of pocky in her mouth.

"Ah," said Kurama. "Well I thank you."

Flash stared at the red head in disbelief. "You're not gonna give me a speech?"

"Nope."

"Why? What are you planning?"

"Nothing."

"Are you lying?"

"No."

"I don't believe you."

"That hurts."

"No, getting hit over the head with a really expensive vase does."

"Huh?"

CRASH!

Flash walked away from the unconscious Kurama who laid on the floor with broken vase pieces around him.

Flash walked into the office to see everyone there but Kurama. Hiei sat on the floor looking like his was just run over by a steam roller a couple of times. Autumn was going on about how this pencil was her surprise.

"What's going on?" she asked. "Jada?"

"Jada has something to tell you about the bracelets," said Koenma.

Jada looked at everyone. "There is no way to get them off. You two might as well just become mates seeing you'll be stuck together for the rest of your lives."

Koenma, Hiei, and Flash's mouth hung open. "WHAT!" they shouted in union.

"You heard me," said Jada.

Hiei jumped up and glared at Jada. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO WAY TO GET THEM OFF! I AM NOT SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH THAT THING!"

Everyone stared at Autumn who was having a tea party who her new pencil friend.

"Wow tough choice," muttered Yusuke. "Follow his heart and go with Flash or with what she says and Autumn. I'd kill myself."

"Here let me help you," said Flash then pushed Yusuke out the window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Yusuke as he fell.

Suddenly the screaming stopped. Flash waited excitedly for a crashing sound but when nothing happened her smiled faded and looked out the window.

"WHAT THE HELL! Yusuke! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU FLOATING!" screamed Flash down at the boy hanging half way out the window.

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?" Yusuke screamed back shaking his fist at her. "YOU'RE THE ONE YOU PUSHED ME OUT THE DAMN WINDOW!"

"SO!" yelled Flash. "NOW I COMMAND YOU TO STOP FLOATING AND CRASH INTO THE GROUND!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND PULL YOU OUT OF THE AIR!" threatened Flash.

"COME AND TRY KITTY CAT!" yelled Yusuke.

Flash stormed out of the office, everyone but Skye, Jada, Koenma and Botan followed.

"It is always this noisy?' asked Jada.

"Only when they are here," said Koenma rubbing his temples.

"Lioness's human form seems so different from her demon," said Skye watching Flash and Yusuke argue from the window.

Yusuke was floating upside down shaking his fist at Flash as both of them yelled back and forth at each other.

Jada smirked.

"Jada," said Koenma. "What are you hiding?"

Jada waved her hand to singled everyone around Koenma's desk and then whispered among each other.

Botan stood up straight and gasped. "When Hiei finds out he's going to be angry!"

"Why do I see pain in my future?" sighed Koenma.

End Chapter:

Winter: Sorry that was kinda short but I need stuff to happen to Hiei. As in I want you to think of ideas and let me know so I can make a chapter out of it. Of course you will get the credit for the idea and all that what not. Now to go play some DDR must beat Max Unlimited on Heavy…

Wisdom: Well please review!

Hiei: Review or else!

Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU! You wanna know something? I don't even like Star Wars, figure that.

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