Disclaimer: … I, Inuyasha-Is-My-Puppy, Own None Of The Characters Henceforth Mentioned.
IIMP: HELLO! Like I Promised, The 5th Chappie Of Things They Will Never Say Will Be Devoted To Miroku And Sango. I Would Also Like To Thank All Of My Reviewers.
Give Me Your Opinion. Should I Change My Name To: I-Love-Inuyasha-And-Kish ?
Anyway, Tell Me In Your Review. On With Thy Story!
Things Miroku and Sango Would Never Say, Do Or Think:
Miroku: 1. (Singing) "Like A Virgin"
2. "I'm Gay"
3. "I Won't Ever Look At Another Girl In My Entire Life"
4.Turn Down A Girl
5. "I Love Naraku"
6. Let Naraku Go (Same As Inuyasha)
7. "I'm An Caligynephobic!" (I'm Afraid Of Beautiful Women!)
8. "Okay! Who Took the Razor? You Know I Have To Shave My Legs Every Wednesday! "
9. " I Poke Badgers With Spoons"
Sango: "...Damn it...Why Do I Always Have To Carry This Big Boomerang Around? Inuyasha Only Has To Carry A Sword, Miroku Has A Staff, And Kagome has A Bow And Some Arrows!"
"Who Said I Wanted Kirara? It's Too Much Trouble For Me To Look After Her.. And, She Looks Ugly!"
(Out Of Nowhere) " Miroku! I Love You! I Want To Marry You, Right Here Right Now!"
Kirara: (Always Thinking) " EEWW! I Don't Want To Eat Fish!"
" I Hate These Stupid People. I Don't Want them To Play With Me Or Ride On ME!"
IIMP: Sorry I Couldn't Think Of Many Things For Kirara. And She Can't Actually Speak, Soo, It Was Very Hard. Next I'm Going to Do Kagome. And Then I'll Do Some Group Ones. I Hope You Enjoyed That And Please Review. Flames And Ideas Welcome. Swearing Not Allowed! Thank You
IIMP
PS: I LOVE INUYASHA AND KISH!