Winter: Hello people things! I have some bad news. Turns out that I'm being dragged down to North Carolina next Thursday when I was planning on staying up and trying to up date fanfics. La di da, I guess I'll just bring a notebook since I'm still not allowed to any swimming or anything active.

Wisdom: Back tracking, Winter started this chapter after school finally ended but then she got dragged away up to New Hampshire for a few days then when she came back she had to get her appendix taken out and she's been in the hospital for a few days and then with all of the pills she had to take couldn't think straight. And now since she pretty much off of them she's gonna finish working on this chapter before she gets dragged away with her family…again.

Winter: Not what I was planning my summer to be like. Anyway…I would like to say thanks to Maki Totakiyami! She has given me three ideas for chapter, two of them I will use in this chapter and Dream for helping me through writer's block :Turns and stares at Hiei:

Hiei: Hn. Winter doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir belongs to EternalBlackNight.

Winter: I also don't own the llama song.

Chapter Eleven: The Anniversary Date from Hell:

Kurama was standing in front of the mirror in his room at Koenma's palace. He hummed happily to himself as he straightened his shirt collar. As the Kitsune was fixing himself up there was a knock on the door.

"Come in," said Kurama happily.

The door slid open and Yusuke walked in. "Yo Kurama wanna come train with me and Kuwabara?"

Yusuke was dressed in old torn clothes and sneakers ready to go outside.

"Sorry Yusuke," said Kurama turning around and putting on his tux jacket. "But Autumn and I have a dinner date."

"Dinner date?" asked Kuwabara walking into the room also in torn out clothing. He too was dressed in old clothes. "What's a dinner date?"

"Something that you will never go on," said Flash leaning in the doorway. Flash was dressed in a pair of very baggy pants with a flap attached in front, suspenders rested at her hips (those of you who know me I'm talking about my man-skirt ). She wore a blank tank top with a silver pentagram on it and her hair was tied back into a sloppy ponytail.

"Flash that's not very nice," scolded Kurama.

"Shove it fox," glared Flash giving him the middle finger.

Yusuke and Kuwabara gaped at Flash shocked that she would actually do that to Kurama for no good reason.

"Whatever," said Flash walking away.

"What's up her ass?" asked Yusuke.

Kurama gave a small smile. "Well you know Flash, something is always bothering her."

"You got a point Kurama," said Yusuke.

Meanwhile Autumn was getting changed behind one of those changing screens. Hiei had his eyes closed and turned his head away giving Autumn as much privacy as he could.

Autumn came walking out in a Chinese styled dress with flowers on it. Her long hair was pulled back with two hair sticks. Autumn perked up and grinned at Hiei.

"You look upset about something," she said happily. "I know I'll sing you a song!"

"NO!" said Hiei.

But like always, Autumn didn't listen. She took a deep breath and began to sing.

"Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck. Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, llama, mushroom, llama, llama, llama, duck. I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake, but i never saw the way, the orange slayed a rake? I was only three years dead, but I told the tale, and now listen little child, to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama; kiss a llama, on a llama, llama's llama, tastes of llamas, llama, llama, duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer, llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, llama, duck. Is that how it's told now, is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold? Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, time for me to retire now, and become a duck!"

"ARGH STOP IT!" yelled Hiei. "I'M SICK OF THAT DAMN SONG!"

Autumn didn't stop. "Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck. Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, llama, mushroom, llama, llama, llama, duck. I was once a tree house, i lived in a cake, but i never saw the way, the orange slayed a rake? I was only three years dead, but i told the tale, and now listen little child, to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama; kiss a llama, on a llama, llama's llama, tastes of llamas, llama, llama, duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer, llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, llama, duck. Is that how it's told now, is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold? Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, time for me to retire now, and become a duck!"

Hiei started bashing his head into the wall repeatedly. Autumn stopped and looked at him.

"Aw Hiei stop trying to kill your brain cells," cooed Autumn. "Brain cells are your friends!"

Hiei just kept hitting his head against the wall. Autumn dragged Hiei out o f her room. She walked down the hall to find Kurama for their dinner date.

As they walked through the halls they passed Flash. Hiei mouthed 'help me' to her but being Flash she just smiled and waved.

"I think Kurama is out in the main garden," Flash told Autumn. "Very romantic."

Hiei groaned and Flash snickered. Autumn squealed and hurried off.

"Now why exactly are Autumn and Kurama dressed up?" asked Skye walking over to Flash.

"It's there anniversary," answered Flash.

"Anniversary?" asked Skye. "You'll have to explain, human ways are unknown to me."

Flash took a deep breath buffing out her cheeks trying to think of how to explain. "Three years ago on this day they became mates and they are celebrating it."

"Ah," said Skye nodding now understanding.

Flash got an idea. "You want to go beat up the two ningens? They're training outside."

Skye thought for a moment. "Actually I'd like to fight you."

"Alright," said Flash. "I'm up for it. Lemme just go change pants."

Flash walked down the hall to her room to go change while Skye went outside to go find Yusuke and Kuwabara.

Autumn found Kurama sitting under the big Willow Tree in the center of the main garden. There was a small white round table with two chairs set on either side of it. On the table was a small lunch that consisted of salad and fruits. A vase of roses sat in the middle.

When Kurama saw Autumn he stood up and quickly walked over to kissing her in welcome. Hiei looked away and rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Happy anniversary Autumn," said Kurama leading her over to the table.

Poor Hiei had no choice but to follow. Kurama pulled out a chair for Autumn and she sat down.

"Where do I sit?" asked Hiei looking around.

"Oh here," said Kurama kicking a small box towards Hiei.

"Gee thanks," said Hiei sitting down on the box.

Kurama sat across from Autumn and smiled at her. They began to talk about a number of different things. Hiei sighed in boredom and turned to look the other way to see bunch of big wide beady yellow eyes staring at him.

Meanwhile:

Flash walked out into a training field now dressed in a pair of tight black cotton Capri's with yellow stripes on the side. On her feet she wore a pair of black Chinese styled silk slippers.

Skye was sitting under the only tree watching Yusuke and Kuwabara fight. When Skye noticed Flash walking towards her she stood up and took off her cloak letting it fall to the ground.

"I thought you weren't going to show up," said Skye smirking as she stretched out her arms.

"Oh I never back down from a fight," said Flash also stretching.

Skye's smirk faded as she lowered her arms. "Lioness used to say that all the time, I guess that's why she was such a good leader. You really are her aren't you?"

"Am I really her?" repeated Flash. "In a way yes, in a way no. Lioness does live inside of me but we are two different people or demons, which ever you want to put it. Yes I am her human half but the other half of her isn't me."

Flash blinked in confused of what she just said. "If that made any sense."

"Yes it did," said Skye now beginning to smile again. "C'mon lets get started."

Both of them moved out into the field a little bit more away from the tree. Yusuke and Kuwabara noticed them getting into fighting positions and they stopped to watch.

"Now I just have one thing to say," said Skye.

"And what's that?" asked Flash.

Skye started to charge at Flash. "I'm not going easy on you!"

Flash blinked surprised that Skye did such a thing. But just in time she blocked Skye's sidekick with her left arm.

"Good," said Flash. "Because I want you to give me everything you've got."

Skye jumped back smirking. Both of them charged at each other throwing punches and blocks. After going on with a number of fighting techniques Flash ducked just in time out of the way from a kick. On the toe to Skye's boot was a hidden knife that flipped out.

"So you won't play fair, I thought you wanted to spar," said Flash jumping back.

"You should know by now that you can never trust a demon," said Skye tapping her foot back on the ground making the blade retreat back into its holder.

"I'll keep that in mind," said Flash running towards Skye.

Flash faked a kick and dropped down swinging her leg out kicking Skye's legs out from under her causing her to fall back.

"Now it's getting interesting!" said Yusuke.

Back to Hiei's suicidal cause:

"What the hell?" asked Hiei staring in front of him.

There stood six little orge children. They had a mix of different colored skin and hair and were dressed with old animal skins.

"Hey mister," said the small blue one. "We like you."

"Gah! What the hell!" yelled Hiei.

"Hiei stop yelling and be quiet," said Kurama.

"But these little kids won't go away!" said Hiei.

Kurama and Autumn looked at each other then at Hiei. "Hiei, there are no little kids it's just us out here."

"But they're right there!" said Hiei pointing at the little kids now playing a game of toss the ball.

Kurama and Autumn looked in the direction that Hiei pointed but saw nothing.

"Hiei, are you feeling okay?" Kurama asked.

"Kurama I am stuck to the most annoying thing in the planet with no way of fixing this," began Hiei. "Now you two are acting all fluffy and crap and these little kids are talking to me. NO I AM NOT FEELING OKAY!"

"Maybe we should take him to the Infirmary," suggested Kurama.

"Naw Kura-Kura Chan," said Autumn. "He's fine he just needs a big hug!"

"Yes," said the little children in union. "A big hug!"

"No! No! Stay away from me!" yelled Hiei curling up away from the children.

Slowly the children walked towards him with their arms stretched out to give him a hug.

End Chapter:

Winter: Sorry guys but I'm going to end it there, since I really have no idea where this chapter is gonna end up and I need to bug Dream for more ideas. I actually think I might just end this fic soon just to get things moving along. I hate writing short fanfics but I might just have to this time.

Wisdom: Now looking at Winter's fanfic idealist she has…ten, nine Yu Yu Hakusho ones and one Spirited Away, which is a squeal to Reflections in the Water.

Winter: And knowing me I'll come up with some more ideas. Not to mention I still need to finish my Cowboy Bebop fic. And summer is almost over. I'm going away in about four days and when I get back I'll only have one month off to update. But I'm always busy. Maybe it is a good thing that I can't ride because of the surgery, it gives me more time to update. Iunno. Anyway Hiei finish this up.

Hiei: Well there's your chapter bakas. Now review or else!

Wisdom: Please review!

Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!

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