Guidlines:
1) Outragous accents
2) Rogue has to try to get people to pay attention to her, not someone else, but has to be ignored.
3) Remy has to be trying to get Rogue to sleep with him.
4) Jean decides she really loves Evan, not Scott, and stalks him.
5) Logan has to do the snickt thing backwards.

Please keep in mind that this was a RP that a bunch of us did. It was me, cajunrogue89, midnightmistress13, laurala108, and pnkqwn89. We got bored in Math Class, so we passed around a note. We each made a guidline, hence five of them. Have a nice day!

Rogue.
Rogue.
Rogue!
ROGUE!

"Th' screems keep ohn cuhmin', Professuh. Ah jus' doun' know whaht tah do. Ah jus' whan' tah beh normahl! Cahn't Ah have thayt at lehahst?"

"No, my child."

"Sorry Stripes."

"Oh, chere, Remy, he be knowin' what y' be needin'. Jus' some good ol' Cajun lovin'. Dats all."

"No! Ah doun' wan' thayt! No!"

"Ni!"

"...Kit?"

"Oh, I like, totally know. 'Ni' has nothing to like, do with anything. But I was totally watching Monty Python last night, and now I don't wan't to, like, be an X-Woman anymore. I want to be a ck-nig-hit that says 'Ni!'."

"P'tite, yo' nuts, y' know?"

"Like, oui, Gambit! Hey, wait. Why are we like, talking to an Acolyte?"

"Because, Half-pint, he's decided to become an X-Man."

"An' get thihs, Kit, Loghan didn' evehn SNICKT Swahmp Raht!"

"No way! Not even a, like, little SNICKT?"

"Uh, chere, p'tite, what be a SNICKT?"

"This is a SNICKT!" Snickt!

"Logan!"

TKCINS. "Sorry, Ororo."

"Hey, Auntie O, you got my board, right?"

"Wh-"

"Hey, werehn't we discuhssin' MAH problems?"

"Aaaugh! My hair! It's blonde! Just like his...so maybe it's not so bad..."

"Was that, like, Jean?"

"Eh, who cares Half-pint. It's just Red's hair. Or Blondies hair...whatever. I'm gonna get a beer."

"Loghan!"

"Later, Stripes."

"So, Rogue chere, y' wanna have some fun wit' dis Cajun t'night?"

"No! Professuh!"

"Yes, my chil-"

"Auntie O, did ya?"

"Why?"

"I need to go now, 'cause Jean's goin' cra-"

"Hi Evan. I love you."

"Bye!"

"No, Evan my love! Come back! Eeevvvvvaaaannnn!"

"Like, that poor boy!"

"Hell-oo! Whaht about poohr MEH? Th' voices?"

"Jean dumped me!"

"So whaht, Sighke?"

"Oh, like, shut UP Rogue. Your just totally bummed that YOU can't touch."

"Kitty!"

"Sorry Storm, Professor. I just, like, think that Rogue's jealous."

"Understandable, Ms. Pryde. Now, R-"

"Listehn! Ah need tah tahlk tah suhmonhe! Mah powahs ahre gohin' out o' controhl!"

"Chere, if you be int' control, Remy have no problems. Remy has some bondage stuff in his room, so come on up, chere, we'll have a REAL good tim-"

"Didn't Ah tehll ya tah shuht uhp, Cajun?"

"...Oui..."

"Thehn do soh!"

"Rogue, that is no way to talk to another X-Man!"

"Sorreh, Storm. Now, cahn we ghet back tah meh, pleahse?"

"I love you, Evan!"

"Get away from me, girl!"

"Jean! Why did you leave me!"

"Aaaagh! Fahne! Ah ghet it! If y'all dihdn't whant meh tah be an X-Mayn, y'all coulda SAID somethin'!"

The End

Okay, so if you want to know who 'played' who, read no further! Well, actually, please do, but, well, you know what I mean.

KawaiiKurama:
Logan
Remy

CajunRogue89:
Rogue

MidnightMistress13:
Evan
Jean
Scott

Laurala108:
Kitty
Ororo

Pnkqwn89:
Xavier

Well, there you have it. We're all going to read the reviews, so please, leave one. Have a nice day!