Chapter 35: Summer Vacation

"Before we leave for summer tomorrow, I just want to congratulate all of you for making it through such a trying year. It was a year of victory, hardship, love, hate, friendship and over all the defeat of the Dark era. Now, one of your fellow classmates has decided to grace us with a song. I believe he intitled it Sugar we're goin down. Mr. Malfoy, take it away."

"Thank you Headmaster. This song goes out to anyone and everyone whose been or is in love, and was screwed over by them, or couldn't get past the friendship stage...One, two three!" Dragon said, counting out when he was ready and when Draco should start the tape with the back up music on it. "Am I more then you bargain for yet, I've been dyin to tell you anything you wanna hear, cause that's just who I am this week. Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum. I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just in line in a song. Drop a heart, break a name, We're always sleeping in, and your sleeping for the wrong team."

"We're goin down down in an earlier round, sugar we're goin down swinging. I'll be your number one with the bullet. A loaded God complex cock it and pull it. We're goin down down in an ealier round, sugar we're goin down swinging. I'll be your number one with the bullet. A loaded God complex cock it and pull it. Is this more then you bargained for yet, oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans. Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him, I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but your just a line in a song. Drop a heart, break a name, We're always sleeping in, and your sleeping for the wrong team." Dragon started jumping up and down onstage, keeping his eyes closed, not that anyone would notice how scared he was.

"We're goin down down in an earlier round, sugar we're goin down swinging. I'll be your number one with the bullet. A loaded God complex cock it and pull it. We're goin down down in an ealier round, and sugar we're goin down swinging. I'll be your number one with the bullet. A loaded God complex cock it and pull it." Dragon sang, bouncing up and down, he then started to become a little calmer as the music slowed down half a tempo and got a little quieter so his voice was more promient. "Down down in an ealier round, and sugar we're goin down swinging. I'll be your number one with the bullet. A loaded God complex cock it and pull it. We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself),and Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said) I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself).A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it."

"We're going down, down (down, down)...Down, down (down, down)...We're going down, down (down, down), a loaded God complex, cock it and pull it." The music started up the same as before as Dragon ended the song. "We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)...And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)...I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself),a loaded God complex, cock it and pull it." When Dragon looked out into the crowd of students he noticed everyone jumping up and down, the tables had been pushed to the sides of the room by spells performed by the sixth and seventh years. Once the crowd figured out the song was over they started cheering. "Thank you." Dragon bowed before getting off the stage and kissing Melissa. After breakfast, the student body got into carriages to make their way towards the Hogwarts Express, Melissa and Dragon decided to portkey to Malfoy manor.

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"Chastity...Where did Dragon learn that song?" Severus asked, walking into his rooms to help Chastity pack the heavy stuff, she was currently nine months pregnant, the baby was due any day now.

"Ok ok, so what if I had the band teach it to him? Fall Out Boys are pretty kick butt, and Dragon said he wanted to start his music career, it's not my fault they just happened to teach him that song. I'm sure the one he's going to preform in America will be a lot better, don't worry though Harry and Draco already said he could go."

"Where was I when you were making all these plans?" Severus turned accusing eyes on Chastity.

"Making up the babies room. Now, help me with..OW!" Chastity said grabbing her stomach. "Sev, I need to get to St. Mungos."

"Why, what's wrong?" Severus dropped everything, quickly making his way to Chastity's side.

"My water just broke, I'm in labor."

"Ok, breath Chast, just breath." Severus quickly put a portkey in Chastity's hand and they were off to St. Mungos, he'd Floo Albus when he had the chance to get their stuff.

"Can I help you?" The receptionst at the desk asked.

"Yes, my wife's in labor, we need a healer immediately." Severus said, putting Chastity in a wheelchair. He followed one of the nurses into an elevator and up to Chastity's room. "Chast, I'll be right back okay? I'm going to go Floo Albus, Harry, and Remus, stay put. I'll be right back."

"Like I could really go anywhere...oooooowwwww! Pain medicine would be nice!" Chastity said, yelling at the medi-witch beside her. After making sure that Chastity was hooked up to some sort of pain medication, Severus left the room making his way to the end of the hall.

"Albus Dumbledore's office." Severus said, putting his face in the fire.

"Yes Severus?"

"Chastity's in labor we're at St. Mungos, can you please have our stuff sent to the manor, her overnight bag is in the dungeons also, I forgot it."

"First time nerves can do that to you, not to worry I'll get it and inform everyone for you, now go back to Chastity...Oh and Severus, don't mind what she says, she's in a lot of pain and won't be thinking clearly." The blasted twinkle in his eye shining brighter then ever. Severus just nodded his head before going back to Chastity.

"Severus Snape how dare you not kill Black when you had the chance! I should torture you when I'm out of here for it, one good slicing hex!"

"Don't worry Mr. Snape, she doesn't mean it."

"Oh yes I do! Slice! Those things should be considered lethal weapons, I swear it hurts the first time and then they make you think it feels good, until they knock you up! Slice." Chastity said, pretending her fingers were scissors and making a cutting motion. Snape's hands went down to cover the front of his pants. 'Oh Merlin how I really hope Albus meant it by when he said she doesn't mean it.'

"Mr. Snape, there's a Mr. Potter and a Mr. Malfoy out here, would you like them to come in?"

"I want Harry!" Chastity said, quieter this time. Severus just nodded his head, not wanting to make Chastity think of other ways to torture him.

"How's it going in here?" Harry asked, walking in with Draco.

"Harry! It's Harry!" Chastity said, holding out her arms for a hug.

"Well, it seems the medicine is taking effect now, I'll be right in with ice chips for her." The Medi-witch said, leaving the room extremely glad she wasn't Snape. Harry went over and hugged her.

"Sev, they did warn you that whatever she might say, she doesn't mean it right?" Draco asked, noticing the scared look on Severus' face.

"I hope so, cause I don't want anyone cutting off any vital organ."

"Ah, right...Chastity, hun breath and calm down, trust me when this is all over you'll want another one." Draco said smiling.

"No way! I don't know how you and Harry did it, but I am SO not having another demon spawn. No No NO." Chastity said shaking her head. "How long is this going to last?"

"It depends, my first pregnancy lasted thirteen hours. However, when Dragon was born it was 24 hours."

"A whole day! You went through this for a WHOLE day? Are you crazy? Twelve hours into it I would have told them to cut it out of me."

"Yes, but that hurts a lot more, seeming they have to cut you open and then put you back together." Draco said smiling. "Just remember to breath Chastity." Harry and Severus noticed that Chastity was starting to turn colors. Chastity decided to take a deep breath. "Good girl, it'll all be over before you know it."

"So did you really threaten to?"

"Slice!" Chastity said, making the hand movement again. Draco, Harry and Severus winced. Draco just patted Severus' shoulder. After a very long fifteen hours, Chastity was finally ready to have the baby.

"Now Chastity, this is the hardest part okay? You have to push, even once you start getting tired you have to push. Would you like to keep these three in here? We're not suppose to, but it's up to you, if it makes you more comfortable." The Healer asked, getting everything ready. Chastity just nodded her head. Severus held one of her hands, Harry the other, and Draco held onto Harry's other hand. It was another while before Chastity and the three men heard the cry of Chastity's baby. "Congratulations Chastity, it's a-"

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A/N: What? I told you I was going to leave you with a big huge cliff hanger. Now you'll just have to wait until year three to figure out what she's going to have :). I know I know I'm evil, however I already have the first three chapters of Twisted three uploaded.Okay I'll hand it over to Dragon now. Dragon: Just in case you're wondering what happened to the kids, I'm baby sitting them at home. Ok, we've been told that some of you are getting frustrated with the name that Kime and Chastity picked out if Chastity decides to have a boy. We've decided that it's pronounced : Cap-u-ca-us Air-o's. It's Shakespearian, and no Kime did not just twirl her finger around on a page and point to a name, she looked it up on the internet. This IS the LAST chapter of THIS story, just so you know. On with the reviews.

Sarahamanda: I'm glad that you enjoyed this story :).

Bitcake: Don't worry about missing a review :). Seriously, it's all easy sqeezy lemon peasy. Don't ask. Chastity and Severus: Stares back Hey! We're in a staring contest this is SOOO cool. Kime: Don't worry about not reviewing, it's fine :). Yes they did the nasty and they might have been too young, but you have to remember that Dragon lost it a lot younger then that to She-who-has-finally-died. Yes I killed off Lily also, she was getting in the way of James and mines relationship I did hint at that to you remember..."We won't...Plus Kime's sneaky like that. ;)." It was planned a long time ago that Lily was going to be killed off, she was going to be the ONLY death, but a few people convinced me that Sirius was better off dead also. James: No Lucius did not beat me up, don't worry about it though. I was at a bar and got into a few bar fights that's it, and yes many different things happened in the last chapter. However, Kime sort of wanted all of that to happen since the next year is even more confused and twisted. Mel and Dragon: Glares at each other Thanks bit.

Heather: Ok. School when I decide to get up in the morning is good. My Psychology class is so boring that it's hard for me to motivate myself to go, because everything they are learning I already learned while I was a junior in high school, so I don't see why I should go and listen to a teacher who doesn't talk about anything having to do with Psychology for 50 minutes. Other then that it's great. Hows school for you? Ok you stumped me and the online dictionary,what's expasholy? I asked my sister and she said that maybe you meantespecially.I'm not going to tell you if it is a boy or a girl, however I did give you a pronounciation guide just in case. I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter.

Orlin: James: Hugs you back I don't have it tough, what are you talking about? So far, three chapters in, I'm still not in the story for next year yet. Kime: Of course I can understand your lack of reviews. I'm glad you can't wait to see the next set of twists. Mel and Harry: Please don't increase his ego, we all remember what happened last time we all told Dragon he made the story what it was, he decided to go around hitting on all of you. Dragon: you are sick! You WANT me to walk in on my parents again? and I thought Kime was sick, that is way worse...That's worse on so many levels of wrong.