Of Pterodactyls and Puppies

by angelfan86

I was inspired by the scene in Once more with feeling where Dawn says No, I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Everything is very random. Please tell me what you think!

OF PTERODACTYLS AND PUPPIES

I gave birth to a pterodactyl.

I named it Fred.

Fred James David Harris.

Yup, that is its name.

Then it gave birth to a puppy.

I named the puppy Alexis Anthony Blucas.

And then they sang a song.

They sang about bunnies,

Evil bunnies and planets of shrimp.

And Anya cried,

So I shot them.

Thus ending world peace,

So I got to be in charge of the Plainview branch of Wolfram & Hart.

And Angel fell in love with me.

And we got married,

Because he's a real boy now.

And we all lived happily ever after.