It was an average day in the house for the mentally challenged…
Sonic jumped up on the couch and did the Chicken Dance cow-style. Tails told him to get
the F…off the couch. "OOO! You said a bad word!" Sonic continued to dance. Tails told
him he didn't say F…, he said duck with an F accent. Knuckles was busy getting drunk
on apple juice. "Lalalala! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Screw you haaallf way! Oh what
fun, it is to drink, in the middle of a no-beer drinking area! (I know, it doesn't go with the
song. Screw dat.) Then Knuckles slumped over.
Amy had turned a distinct greenish-brownish color and began to sing the Cornmuffin Song:
"Oh where, oh where is my munchy cornmuffin, oh where, oh where could you be?
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe in my stomach say take me out to the BALL GAME!"
Tails set off a bomb, which caused everyone to come to their senses (Knuckles was still
singing 'Jingle Beers') " OK EBERYWONE! IB'S TIME FOR BA ANNUABLE
SUICIBIDE TIME! ANY BOLUNTEERS OUT BERE?"
Sonic, naturally, raised his hand.
Amy continued to sing the cornmuffin song.
Shadow popped in out of no where and sang Jingle Beers with Knuckles.
Rouge had just drowned herself in nail polish.
Eggman got a heart attack because he had so many carbohydrates plugging up his
arteries.
Big started fishing in the small aquarium they had, but the hook got caught in his face
(don't ask) and ripped his face off.
Manfred sighed, as he was the only one not supposed to be here. The problem was, the
only thing he did was flip people off and curse. So they sent him to the Thorndyke
mentally challenged house. Chris was there too. Duh.
Manfred reached into the closet and whipped out his M16. He then left the house to cause havoc…