"And there it was!" Eddy narrated. "Soon, we were all shoved into one tiny room! We couldn't do scams in there! Worst of all, Kevin spent all that time alone with...Nazz. But we worked anyway. We needed that money for jawbreakers!"
It was a few days later. The Eds were still working hard, but set back by the lack of space they now had. While Ed and Eddy hammered away, Edd worked out various technical details. "Well, Eddy, I'm having my costume delivered to the front desk. I'm going to go pick it up, but are you sure you'll be safe in the room without me?"
"How old do you think I am?"
"Well, the Kankers are in the same room as us, so I just assumed...well, keep watch, alright?" Edd rushed off to pick up the costume. As Ed began to eat some sort of hamburger, Eddy sat down, scanning the room for the Kankers. That soon got boring, however.
"We lived in fear of those girls!" Eddy narratred. "May, Lee, and Marie Kanker would always chase us around and do...well, I won't go there. But maybe I should have paid more attention, 'cause it got boring standing guard in a few seconds."
A few minutes later, Eddy was still on guard, but he couldn't see the Kankers in the crowded room. Ed had somehow obtained a drum and was beating away. Eddy heard it and started feeling the rhythm. It was a typical song starting at the drop of a hat.
Eddy: "There's more to life than guarding
Yourself from some female nuts
I think should be starting
To show those sisters I have some guts
I'm gonna put hiding behind me
And no longer run for my life
And I'm gonna make sure that no Kanker
Ends up being my wife!
For once I'll be..."
At that second, the camp disappeared. No longer singing quietly to himself, Eddy jumped into a colorful fantasy world in what looked like a bad Trix commercial.
Eddy: "...lookin' out for me... yeah!
I'll tell you what I want
This kid is movin' on
He's a normal guy
Who's been deprived of fun
I'd be a bigger cheese
Far from the camping scene
A little cooling breeze
A little patch of green!
And I'll be slurping up jawbreakers by a rippling stream
With Ed and Double D with me, my only team
Looking after number one will be my only creed
That's all I need
That's all I need
I've always been good at runnin' away
Well, now I'm gonna run the show-ow
I've been chased by Kankers up until today
But now my status ain't so quo!"
Back in reality, Eddy and Ed were surrounded by the Kankers. Eddy was still singing, but loudly, unaware of his surroundings: "That dream of mine...It's Eddy fantasy TIME!"
The Kankers laughed as Eddy snapped out of it. "Oh, come on! Not now!" This made the Kankers laugh harder. "It's that special time of the day..." said Lee.
"RUN AWAY!" screamed the two Eds. They scrambled around the room, with the Kankers in tow. After trampling a few kids the chase ended up in the "forbidden" hallway. Kevin was lounging in there, about to eat a jawbreaker, when Eddy barreled through. Eddy accidently ate the jawbreaker himself. Ed and the Kankers trampled Kevin next. Kevin pushed a button and a huge cage dropped on them.
Eddy pulled on the bars. "Don't leave me in a cage with them! That's like murder!"
"Hey! Where'd this cage come from, anyway?" asked May.
"You dorks are BANISHED!" said Kevin, who didn't actually answer May's question. Eddy wasn't about to go down without a fight. "Banished! You can't banish me!"
"I can if I'm the king!"
Ed, Eddy, and the Kankers found themselves being thrown out of camp. With a call of "Dorks!" Kevin shut the door on them. Nazz was watching. "Kevin, did you just banish them?"
Thinking quickly, Kevin thought of a lie. "No, they left, 'cause they're moving."
"Ed and Eddy are moving? Why is Sarah still here?"
"Well...she's staying with Jimmy for now."
"Oh. That makes sense."
Outside, Ed and Eddy were pulled into the bushes by the Kankers and screams were heard. Edd walked by in a huge cheeseburger costume that looks like Mayor McCheese. He didn't notice the others and stumbled inside. "Oh dear...this huge head is so heavy..."
"Are you, like, okay, Double D?" asked Nazz.
"Yes, thank you. But where are Ed and Eddy?"
"Sorry, dude, I heard they moved."
"Moved? Without telling me?" A sad Edd walked away. Kevin watched him and thought to himself: "If I don't do something to keep him busy, he'll figure out Ed and Eddy aren't banished and he'll try to sneak them in or something..." He quickly called to Edd. "Hey, Double D! I'm making you the informer!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, you get to collect information and give everyone the, uh, 'morning report!'
And so, with his new job, Edd left his friends without realizing it.
