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We told you so Hiei
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH...nor glue...for if I had glue...I'd sniff it
Summary: You know how when the adults tell you to stop making that face for it'll be stuck like that forever? Well Hiei was warned about that in a different way... This is Hiei's story... flames welcomed
Rated: R
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"HIEI! NOT AGAIN!" Shiori yelled at Hiei after she caught him in her bathroom with a hentai magazine and wacking off... It had just been 3 months after she took Hiei in as step son... " HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?"
Hiei quickly teleported out of the bathroom and into his room and locked the door unaware that Kurama was waiting for him. Hiei put the magazine behind his back and looked at Kurama. "What do you want?" He said slipping the magazine in the top drawer.
" You were doing it again...wasn't you?" Kurama said then looked in Hiei's eyes to see if he can find a yes.
"Heh, heh... doing what? I wasnt doing anything..." Hiei said nearly blushing.
" :sighs: Ok Hiei...but if you don't stop masterbating..your damn hand is gonna stay on your dick forever..."
" Oh humbug... I aint scared of your myths of doing something will make it stay forever..." Hiei said as Kurama left the room.
Hiei went to sit on his bed and took out his hentai and unzipped his pants and started pumping himself. " :smiles and moans: Oh Mai (yes from Yu Gi Oh) Your so fucking sexy." Hiei reached over for some lotion and applied it on himself and started rubbing a bit more. After 5 minutes of rubbing he felt his hand starting to stick on himself. "What the fuck..." Hiei looked down and saw that his hand was attached to his dick. He looked for the lotion which read: "Ultra super glue. The most stickiest glue in the world. U almost have to saw the two objects off to separate them YEHAW! Warning: Keep out of reach when masterbating.":sweatdrop: "oh...shit..." About 5 minutes later Hiei was in the bathroom trying to wash the glue off with water. When that didnt work he used butter, which by the way he put back in the butter pan. He tried oil. And anything else he could think of. After all attempts had failed he went grabbed a sheet and made a hole in it for his head to cover his naked body and went down stairs for help. "Shiori...Kurama?" Hiei said afraid of what was gonna happen.
"Yes, Hiei dear?." Shiori said then saw Hie covered in a sheet. "Why are you in a sheet...are you cold?"
Hiei shook his head and looked at Kurama. "Kurama...you were right..."
" Right about what Hiei?"
Hiei then took the cover off of him and exposing what he had done to himself. "I...um...well...long story..."
" :laughing: I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN!... So...its just a little glue...easy to take off." Kurama said trying to stop laughing.
" No Kurama... this is ultra super glue... I tried everything...even the butter your mom made those cookies with that you are eating..." Hiei watched Kurama and Shiori spit the cookies out nearly gagging.
" Don't worry Hiei... I know how to get rid of that glue..." Shiori said.
" REALLY? HOW?" Hiei said then watched as Shiori pulled a butcher knife out of the drawer and walked to Hiei and pointed the knife at his dick and smiled.
" Oh shit..." Hiei said.
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KG: hmm...it was kinda as good as I wanted...please review...