Soon, the two of them had made themselves at home. Eddy and Ed were playing scrabble. Ed had spelled out various gibberish words.
"Come on! That is NOT a word!" argued Eddy.
"Sure is, Mr. I wish-I-was-as-smarty-pants! It's the language of the Bor-Ach-Too-Nah's in 'The Robot Alien Super Jumble Christmas Special 2 Part 3!'"
"Fine! But what does that other one mean? 'Hakuna Matata?'"
"Uh..."
"That's not a real word! Unless...I could steal it! From now on, Hakuna Matata means what this paradise is! No worries!"
Eddy kept narrating: "The rest of the day was full of laziness and fun!"
The two Eds brought in some pillows and were soon bouncing around. "Let's sing a song!" said Ed.
Ed and Eddy: "Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata
Ain't no passin' craze!"
"Hey, Ed!"
"What?"
"PILLOW ATTACK!" Eddy hit Ed with a pillow. Ed did the same thing, but three times harder, sending Eddy smashing into a wall. "Leave me alone, evil chief!" The Eds also took their new paradise outside, and happily climbed a tree. No one, after all, had claimed the outside of the camp.
Ed and Eddy: "It means no worries
For the---AAAAAAHHHH!"
They bungee jumped and landed painfully at the bottom of the tree, because the cord was too long. Without missing a beat, they sprung up and kept singing.
Ed and Eddy: "It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free
Philosophy
Hakuna Matata!"
(The tune switches to "Warthog Rhapsody")
Eddy: "We've got a paradise"
Ed: "We've got it all worked out"
Eddy: "An unlikely place"
Ed: "We've got it all worked out"
Eddy: "For a bathroom, it's nice"
Ed: "We've got it all worked out"
Eddy: "And no more Kanker chases"
Ed: "We've got it all worked out"
Eddy: "It's an amazing place that we came to stay
While we relax in the shade
Everyone stays away
Don't resist the lumpy philosophy
Take it from he..."
Ed: "Take it from me"
Eddy: "Take it from he"
Ed and Eddy: "We've got it all worked out"
Eddy: "So remember when you see us just sitting around
While your life stinks, look at the one we've found
Don't dismiss it as lumpy stupidity
Take it from he"
Ed: "Take it from me"
Eddy: "Take it from he"
Ed: "Take it from we"
Eddy: "That's all I need!...I mean..."
Ed and Eddy: "We've got it all worked out!"
"Warthog Rapsody" has the same tune as "That's All I Need," hence the joke at the end.
