"The next morning," narrated Eddy, "we had some troubles...finding food." Eddy and Ed were out of their new hiding place/paradise and sneaking around, hoping Kevin wouldn't see them...actually, only Eddy was sneaking. Ed looked like he was doing a dance of some kind. They passed Linus, who was walking around, singing "A Weak Parody."
A weak parody
Is what I'm in
And it hurts much more
Than a kick in the shin...
"Who's HE singing too?" grumbled Eddy.
"Ed needs food, Eddy!" moaned Ed.
"Yeah, well, we need to find food!"
Linus, meanwhile, had just finished his song and noticed them. "The answer may be right above your nose." Eddy wasn't in the mood. "Look, fortune cookie, I don't understand what you're saying, and will you just get rid of that blanket?" Without blinking, Linus whipped the ceiling with his blanket, and a ceiling tile fell, making an opening that the boys could fit in. Even Eddy was impressed. "Wow. He's good."
Ed and Eddy jumped into the ceiling and started crawling around in the dark. They weren't really sure where they were going, but they would surely find something. Eventually, Eddy found another loose board and jumped through with Ed. By luck, they landed in the closet where the food was stored. It was also the closet that had the stupid "stars" that made Kevin the king in the first place. Eddy and Ed grabbed all the buttered toast, chunky puffs, and gravy that they could.
Eddy narrated: "That's right, you thought Bowser ate all the food. Well, he did, but we helped." As they were starting to climb back through the ceiling, they heard a voice singing...it was Double D! They peeked out of the closet to see Edd singing the morning report to Rolf and Calvin.
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every game, event or sport
Not a tale I distort
In the morning report!
Ed was happy. "Double D!" Eddy, however... "Shut up, Ed! Look at him! He's not looking for us, he's not wondering where we are, does he even know we're missing! I think he's happy without us!"
"Happiness?"
"Yeah, he found happiness! Without us! And I say happiness is without him! Come on, Ed. Let's go..." A sad Ed and an angry Eddy climbed back up into the ceiling and crawled away. They had found food, but had lost a bit of spirit in their journey. But it was as Linus had said, "The answer may be right above your nose."
