"We didn't really do much else that day," narrated Eddy, "not like we wanted to. You wouldn't do much if you found out your best friend didn't want you! But, the next morning we took a little walk..." Ed and Eddy were walking along the road when it started rumbling. Not knowing why, they looked up to see a huge rush of traffic coming at them. They ran, trying to avoid the cars that suddenly surrounded them. However, they were soon separated in the huge mob of tires.

"Ed!"

"Eddy!"

Eddy dodged cars, trying to see Ed through all the dust. His friend was on the other side, figuring out what to do. Bravely, Ed climbed onto a car and jumped roof to roof, looking for Eddy. Eddy looked doomed, about to be run over but Ed grabbed him and pulled him onto the car. They started to ride along on top, not really knowing what to do next when Bowser jumped onto the roof.

"Bowser Koopa!" said Ed. "Cool."

"You two!" roared Bowser. "I would keep you as slaves, but somehow I don't think you'd do a very good job!" Bowser lunged at them, about to throw them onto the street like he would do to a certain tiger seconds later, but the two Eds jumped into one of the cars' open windows, this one being driven by Morton Koopa.

"Hey!" screeched the loudmouth Koopaling, "Get out of my car, you stupid, badly drawn, stinky, idiotic, moron, con artists!"

"Well, YOU'RE a loudmouthed, scaley, ugly, evil, screw-up!" challenged Eddy, whose mouth was just as big.

"I am Ed!" added Ed. Suddenly, Hobbes was thrown against the window.

"Hobbes?"

"No, that's one of those stupid 'Garfield' suction cup things," said Eddy. They watched Hobbes's body sink into the traffic and get swallowed by the dust.

"Get outta my car!" yelled Morton, opening the door. Hobbes suddenly sprang in, trying to survive. He was too weak to notice the Eds. Eddy kicked Hobbes out. "I never liked Garfield." Morton growled and ordered them out of his car again.

"Like we're gonna jump into THAT?" asked Eddy, motioning to the traffic. Morton roared again and finally kicked the two boys out, landing them safely on the sidewalk. The car mob eventually ended, as the Eds watched the last car disappear down the road. They didn't notice Hobbes limping back to camp, nor Bowser taunting Calvin, thinking Hobbes was dead.

"Stupid Koopas!" called Eddy. "We'll get even with you someday!"

"Let's do it again!" Ed cried, happily.

Eddy's narration returned: "After taking a walk, we came back to camp. And there, in a tree, there was a kid! It was Calvin! Pretty soon, we were all sharing paradise in our bathroom! We were all friends in there! Even though it was less than an hour, it seemed like we were hanging out there for years!" The guys were all in the bathroom. Calvin was looking at it with the same wonder Eddy had when they had first arrived.

Calvin: It means no worries for the rest of your days!

All Three: It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata

Hakuna Matata

Haknuna Matata

Hakuna Matata...etc.

"It really seemed like Double D never left!" narrated Eddy. "But later that day, someone else showed up..."