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Chapter 2: Angels with Dirty Faces

Science of Selling Yourself Short: Less than Jake

I've come to my senses,
That I've become senseless,
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
So I sit and wait and wonder,
" Does anyone else feel like me?"
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,

Chorus:
I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
I'm so far gone,
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
I'm my own worst enemy

I could be an expert on co-dependency,
I could write the best book on underage tragedy,
I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,
So I sit and wait and wonder,
" Does anyone else feel like me?"
I'm so overdosed on apathy and put down on sympathy

Chorus

Let the meaning slip away
Lost my faith in another day,
Self deprication seems okay,
I never thought I'd make it anyway

Chorus

I'm my own worst enemy x5

….Waiting for their Futures…

All three of the girls open their mouths to say something when Aragorn cuts them off and says….

"No, let me talk, Please."

Nostariel whispered to him, "Well your not doing a very good job."

Aragorn glared at her and said, " Well you probably want Legolas to speak."

She gasped horridly and said, "You wouldn't!"

"I would." Nostariel gave him a dirty look and turn away. Then Aragorn spoke up to Dumbledore. " We are the teachers and students you requested from Gandalf."

Dumbledore laughed and said, "Yes, I can tell. Gandalf has always put I twist in something that I have asked for, but this is more then I expected."

Aragorn glares at the girls for ruining his perfect entrance. The girls just looked back and said,

"What!"

Aragorn just ignored them and gave his attention back to Dumbledore.

Dumbledore then said, " I will now introduce you to the students." He stood up and the hall went silent. (Which wasn't that hard since the hall was already pretty quiet except for the few whispers.) " In front of you are four elves and one human from a different realm. They are from the realm of Middle Earth. (There were a few whispers at this because most of them had seen the movie) " They are here to help train a select few of you in archery, sword melee, and the elfish language, to prepare the select few for certain tasks. The sword melee instructor is Aragorn." Albus gestured toward Aragorn and there was applause. "Your Archery teacher is Legolas." He gestured to Legolas and there was even more applause. Mostly by the girls. " And the other three will be observing your class, teaching you elfish and instructing you in anything else necessary ." Albus gestured toward the three girls and there was even more applause mostly by the guys of course. " They will not be sorted due to the fact that they will not be participating in any classes. So they will choose where they want to sit and they will special Dorms. Before I leave you to your feast I shall announcer the students who will participate in the special classes.

Draco Malfoy

Samantha Monzillo

Ronald Weasley

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Amanda Napolione

Lee Jordan

Blaise Zabini

Padma Patil

Cho Chang

Parvati Patil

Seamus Finnagan

Dean Thomas

Justin Flinch-Fletchy

Angelo Pozzuto

Katherine Samsonite

" I would like you to stay after the feast is over to let you know what is expected of you. You may return to your meals. Thank you." Dumbledore returned to his seat and said, " There are two seats here at the head table where Aragorn and Legolas may sit for the meals. Girls you may choose I table to sit at.

The three girls stepped down the steps and looked over the hall to see where to sit.

"Alright I vote we attack two tables, since Nostariel obviously cannot handle being on her own at the moment. She is very stressed with Legolas. So, Rania, you take her to the table on the far right and I'll take the far left." Lithoniel said to Rania, and they went there separate ways. Rania caught Aragorn's eye and winked, obviously showing the mischief they were going to cause. He gave her a death glare which she ignored and went on to her gold and red table.

"Ok, so who do we want to sit next to?" Rania asked a couple of people and they all answered her with 'Harry Potter', so she went down the table asking for him.

She finally went ALL the way to the end of the table when she found him sitting in-between a red-head boy and a curly brown-haired girl. She and Nostariel sat down across form them and started making small talk while devouring a lot of food, surprisingly. Then the red haired dude (whose name is actually Ron haha what a WEIRD name) asked them where the hell they came from.

Hermione (the curly brown-haired girl another WEIRD name) sighed and said, "Honestly Ron, have you EVER read Lord Of The Rings?"

Ron stammered out, "Umm…nooo. Should I have? I mean was it assigned over the summer? Shit! Why didn't you tell me Hermione, your supposed to help me with my homework! God that's the last time I'm going to you again."

Hermione rolled her eyes and said, "No it was not assigned over the summer."

Ron gave an exasperated sigh, "O ok then. I take back what I said. You know like never asking for your help again."

Hermione nodded and said, "I figured."

Rania jumped in and said, "Well, ANYWAY I'm from this old-fashioned realm called Middle-Earth. I'm a Mirkwood elf- so is my friend over at that green table- and Nostariel is from Rivendell. You know we got normal creatures living there, hobbits, ghosts, dwarves, humans, elves….that kind of thing."

Ron said sarcastically, "Right…normal. And we have flying pigs."

Nostariel said excitedly, "Really!"

Harry then said, "No."

Nostariel looked sad. "Damn. Still looking for those then."

Meanwhile….

At the Slytherin table, Lithoniel was making friends with that blonde haired dude (whose name is Draco) and his weird ass friends who were staring at her ears.

"Please, there just ears. NO! You cannot touch them!" slaps one of their hands away

"So, Draco…..how's life?" Lithoniel asked getting bored.

"You know…." He answered.

"No I don't know. Again, notice my ears. I am not from here." Lithoniel said getting annoyed.

"Do you usually kiss random people?" Draco asked.

"It's an Elfish tradition," she made up quickly, "The first person to help you with directions in a new realm gets a kiss on the cheek…you just hope it's a member of the opposite sex who gives you that first direction. And it sounds stupid only because I just made it up. I feel special! I made a new elfish tradition. Wow…"

Draco just laughed.

But then the meal ended and Aragorn and Legolas dreaded meeting up with the girls again….

All the selected students came up to where Dumbledore, Aragorn, and Legolas were standing.

Dumbledore then said:

"Congratulations on being chosen for this special honor. Coming with this honor you are to live in a separate dorm to get to know each better." There were slight groans from the Slytherins and Gryfindors but Dumbledore kept going. "You will share a common room which will be equipped with a tv and stereo for I know you sneak them in anyway. There will be two girl rooms and two guy rooms. Your belongings have been brought up to your room. Enjoy yourself and as tomorrow is Sunday I expect you to meet Aragorn and Legolas in front of the school at 2:00, where you will start your training. So with that, good night and your password is Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (A/N: is that not the most amazing password…if you don't know what that means look it up then it might be a little bit more funny.)

They were given directions and they went off. The three elf girls stayed at the back since they had no idea where they were going. They chatted about the moving staircases and pictures and the people they had met. They heard Hermione complain about their password and how inappropriate it was. But nobody else really cared. When they finally reached their portrait (which was some French couple o and by the way there password is French) they said the password and walked in.

Most were amazed by what they saw, for it was bigger than any other common room they have had and it really did have a TV and stereo. The elves were amazed by the electronics but were depressed by the lack of detail. The room could really be a lot better. But they were not there to pick and choose. No one really had the energy to fight so they went to there assigned rooms and just fell asleep.

Ok…I know the ending sucked but we are really tired (you have no idea how long it took to type really) and we've been up all night for you because we care so even if u hate it please just review it cause we stayed up a long time….and sure it was fun but that wasn't the point….were posting this for you FOR YOU! Remember that……..so yea were going to bed