This is my first Full Metal Alchemist fic ever, so might as well say that THE ANIME & VIDEO GAME ROCKS!
Anyway, I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or the whole Mario Bros. idea.
BACK TO THE FIC!
We see the Elric Brothers walking down the lane to find the Philosopher Stone, just like always. Edward Elric also known as Full Metal is acting as the short, err… I mean, height challenged hero he is always. "I heard that you goddamn narrator!" Ed yells as he gets into an angry state.
Anyway, Al is also following behind our blond hero, being the possessed piece of armor he had always been since the 'accident' when the two were young. "You don't have to put it that way…" Al whines while crying (you really can't tell) as Ed goes to his aid. "Now look what you did, jackass," Ed yells at the sky which is the narrator. "You just made Al cry."
Surprisingly, the narrator didn't talk back. The two just sat there wondering what was supposed to happen next.
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed down and a guy was standing right in front of the two and you see the Asian figure stand right in front of them with a head in his hand.
"Sorry, this new narrator I hired was lousy. He insults everyone he narrates for. I killed him instead of firing him," the guy says as he wipes the blood off of his hands. His left arm and his legs seem to be automail since they were artificial just like Ed's. He had a headband on his head and a hammer behind his back.
"Who the crap are you?" Ed asks as he tries to calm Al down from the dead head the guy was holding. "I'm Electric Ammo. I am an author, one who creates stuff out of nothing but imagination," the guy tells them.
One Hour of explaining the basics of Reality of Authors and Characters later…
"So if you're not our author. Then were is ours?" Al asks while Ed is clutching his head through the massive headache of reality that he now has to take in. "Ummm…. He's, dead. He was… eaten… by…. RAINDEER!" Ammo shouted, trying to hide something. "Ummm… Mutated Reindeer."
Meanwhile, somewhere in California, the Present…
We see Hiromu Arakawa hog-tied in chains locked in a closet. He managed to get the sock tied to his mouth out as he yells in fury, "I'll get that goddamn electric bastard for this!"
"Anyway, you guys are under new management," Ammo tells the two as he pulls something out of thin air. "Since I'm a Mario fan. I decided to change the look of the series." He then gives them new clothes. Ed was holding a red shirt, blue trousers, and a red hat with a red 'E' on it. Al had the same thing only the red was green and his hat had a green 'A.' "Folks, Full Metal is going where no anime has gone before. MARIO BROS!"
Ed yelled in fury, "WE'RE NOT GOING MARIO BROS! THAT'S RETARDED! YOUR RETARDED!" "If you do it, I'll give you the Philosopher's Stone…" Ammo convinces as Al was already in his costume and the only one not changed is Ed. "THERE'S NO WAY I'M PUTTING ON THIS STUPID RED COSTUME!"
Five Minutes later…
"I can't believe he made me put on this stupid costume…" Ed whines as he walks with Al and Ammo toward a white light (this is leading to Ammo's changed version of Full Metal Alchemist). "Fasten your seatbelt guys," Ammo tells the two. "This is going to be a bumpy ride.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER…