Hi EVERYONE! I like to thank all those who updated so far. You all rock!

Anyway, this chapter is based on the 1980's old television show made by Dic, the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! If you never heard of it and are not interested, then wait till the next chapter. If you're interested, then type on Google "Super Mario Bros Super Show Song" and keep searching the list until you reach "Retro Junk- Super Mario Bros Super Show Theme." In this site, you can download the song and watch the video of the opening of this old show.

Also, I don't own the original lyrics to the Super Mario Bros Super Show Theme Song, Super Mario Bros, and

TO THE FIC!

The Full Metal Alchemist anime begins with the badass theme song with Al and Ed looking cool and junk. Suddenly, a pair of scissors came out of nowhere and snipped the film in half.

"Hey! What was that for?" Ed complained, still angry about the new clothes he has. "Well. Since we're going Mario Bros, we might as well change the theme song to Mario as well," Ammo tells them giving them scripts with new song lyrics. After reading the script, Ed had only one thing to say, "This is still retarded beyond reason…" "Shut up!" Ammo detected as he grabs a camera and tells the two to start filming the new theme song.

One Week of Filming Later….

We see that Ed and Al are exhausted, humiliated, and sad about what they did for the new theme song. Ammo looks at the tape with a happy face as he yells, "Now! To the theme song!" He pops in the video to a nearby television and VCR made through alchemy.

We see Ed's face as it says in detect, "Hey paisanos. It's the Super Elric Brothers Super Show…" The face of Ed freezes as a picture as the next event occurs, which is that the words 'Super Elric Brothers' pop out, and The Super Mario Brothers Theme Song plays right here. We then see Al and Ed come out of the sides as they do a retarded dance while a bad rapper is singing the song below.

We're the Elric Brothers, and alchemy's our game,
we're not like the others who ain't got the fame.
If your metals in trouble, you can call us on the double,
we're faster than the others; you'll be hooked on the Brothers
Unh!

We see them jump off the stage and fall onto a pull and slide down it. The same bad rapper sings, "H-hooked on the Brothers." When they reach the bottom Al lands on his feet while Ed lands on his balls and screams. They jump over a chimera and land into a brick wall. While this happened, a random kid yells, "Gimme gimme, gimme gimme."

Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
You'll meet Koopas, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others
Hangin' with the Elrics, you'll be hooked on the brothers
To the brim!

While this song plays, Al and Ed stand in front of a door doing another retarded dance while the same bad rapper is singing the song above. When he reaches the part with Koopas and the others; Bowser, the Koopa Troopas, Winry in a Princess Peach costume, and thousands of Toads, Shy Guys, Chimeras, Goombas, and other enemies from Full Metal Alchemist and Mario Bros stampede on the two and run them over.

The next scene shows the two, Winry, and a Toad for no odd reason riding on a magic carpet while two horrible cosplayers from a nearby anime convention dresses as Al and Ed Mario walks by and Ed grabs a star, thus giving him fire powers. They fly into a castle and drive a black star out while soaring on the flying carpet into the sun. For no odd reason, Ed and Al fall off from the carpet and falls to their 'doom.'

We see them continue falling as they pass the logo of Ed's face with the words from before as the same bad rapper sings, "I say a h-h-h-h-hooked on the brothers! (Echo and fade out)"

Back to reality,

We see Ammo happy as he tells the two, "This is way better than the old theme song!" Ed yells in disgust, "How was that better? Our old theme song was badass you screwy author! We went through a lot of pain for that retarded intro. All the fans will HATE it!" Ammo only told him, "Well. At least I didn't plan on making 'Eddo-Alphonsey.' (Banjo-Kazooie) The three imagine Ed trying to carry Al in his metal form on his back as Al falls backwards and lands on Ed, crushing him. "Well, I hope this is the end," Ed tells trying to get the thought out of his mind. "At least things can't get any worse." Ammo smiles and laughs as he tells him, "No Ed, this is only the beginning…"

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER…