HI GUYS! Sorry I haven't donw any typing for this fanfiction. I had tons to do and stuff. Anyway, I do not own Super Mario or Full Metal Alchemist, ok? Now, ONTO THE FIC!

We see our heroes waiting for the author to try and get an old Nintendo Entertainment System working as the author explains the next scenario to what the two are doing.

"Ok guys. Now, we have to get Ed to run across a dangerous place where he might die and stuff while me and Al watch from the television screen and laugh at his expense," the author tells the two when he finally gets the busted system working. "Hey! Why do I have to do all the work?" Ed complains as he straitens his Mario rip-off hat. "It's because in Mario games, only Mario does the actual work. Why do you think no one cares about Luigi in the Nintendo business."

Ed twitches his right eye as he tells the author, "Ok. First of all, did you already forget the game 'Luigi's Mansion?' Secondly, why can't Al join, there's nothing preventing us from doing the battles together at the same time. Finally, how can I be in the game if I'm out here…"

Before Ed could finish what he was going to say, Ammo kicked into the television screen and knocked him into the game.

Inside the game…

Ed lands head first into the ground and his face becomes an anime red with a sad face streaming with tears. When he looked at his surroundings, he sees that the side of his left was a wall painted a couple of miles to a flag. To his right, a screen with a giant Al and Ammo staring at him through the screen. In his front are tons of badly pixeled items and his back was to a wall badly painted as the left wall. In the sky, there were words that signaled, "Edward Elric, zero points, coins times zero, World 1-1, Unlimited Time.'

"Ok. What the crap hell is this?" Ed says as he looks around trying to adapt to his new environment. "This is classical Super Mario Bros. Here, gravity is weaker so you can jump high even if you're fat," Ammo says as he takes out some popcorn to watch Ed struggle for his life. "Also, to please the Mario fans of mine, I'm not allowing you to use alchemy in this fanfic."

Ed swears a little, and then he continues on his journey to the end, which is the flag. He comes across a mushroom monster with legs, eyes, and a mouth. "AH! It's a chimera!" Ed screams as he backs away from the monster. "Actually, I'm a Goomba," the monster tells him. Before the Goomba could continue to say anything, Ed jumps into the air and stomps onto the creature as it explodes into the number '100.' The points on the top became 100.

"Good," Ammo tells Ed as he places chairs to watch him. "Now jump and open the box above you with the question mark on it." As Ed does what the author tells him to do, a mushroom appears and moves into Ed. Ed then becomes normal size (as in six foot six, instead of his normal, shrimp size). Ed looks at himself in delight and confusion as he asks the author, "Dude? What just happened?" Ammo then explains that if you eat a mushroom in Super Mario, you'll grow bigger. Ed jumps in delight as he yells, "YES! Now I'm taller! No one can mock me of my size anymore! This is the greatest day of my life!" Suddenly, a Goomba comes out of nowhere and kicks Ed in the shin, shrinking Ed back to normal size. "NO!" Ed yells in horror. "Why did I shrink back to normal?" The Goomba then explains how when you're hurt with a mushroom in Super Mario, you'll shrink back to normal size. In pure rage, Ed kicked the Goomba and made it hit another question mark box.

This time, a flower came out of the box and hit Ed, changing his clothes and turned his automail arm into a machine gun. Ed asks what was this about, and the author told him how in Super Mario games when you get a Fire Flower, one can shoot fire pellets out of their hands. It was just convenience that Ed's automail hand turned into a machine gun shooting fire pellets. Ed then ran foreword as he shot pellets into Goombas and Koopas, killing them as he does so. Eventually, a Koopa hits him and turns him back to normal.

Ed then jumps into another question box and finds a star. When he touched it, all the Goombas and Koopas then sound like they were calling Ed short. "WHAT! HOW DARE THEY! I'M NOT SHORT! I'M NORMAL SIZE!" Ed shouts as he runs into them killing as many as he could. What Ed did not realize was that Stars in Super Mario makes one invincible by making go in a berserk of anger. Eventually, Ed stopped being angry after killing all the Goombas and Koopas. When he did, he saw the pole and jumped to the top.

Once he did, he went into the castle as points rose and fireworks popped in the background. Ed then asks the author why does he need to do this. "Because, if you don't, WINRY WILL SUFFER!" the author yells as he looks at Ed. Then, another television screen shows Winry tied to a chair as Bowser was laughing, "Come and get me, Super Ed." The author then exclaims, "The only way to save her is to go through the whole game and go to the castle. Ed looks into the horizon and sees a large castle not far from him, so he agrees to continue the 'game' and save Winry. So he then walks into a giant warp pipe and went down to the sewers.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER…