After an eternity of reality checks, high school drags, and thousand of soul for alchemy to transmutate thousands of souls into finished homework, I have enough time to write a new Super Elric Brothers! (I bet you never saw that coming!) Anyway, to remind the world, Ed in this fan fiction is known as 'Super Ed' since this is a Mario reference. Also, Al is still known as Al, not super Al. Also, this fic is based solely on the original Super Mario Bros. If you want to have Ed and Al go on another Mario related type adventure, TYPE IT YOURSELF! Anyway, onto the fic that took me half an hour to type!
We see Ed jump out of a large tube an now in an underground world. The world was still two dimensional, only now the walls to his left had cheesy bricks and the enemies were dark colored. Ed starts complaining how much the new management to Full Metal Alchemist sucks, when in the 'real' world Lust and Gluttony came out of nowhere (actually, they barged through the door). Ammo stares at them and ask, "How may I help you two today?" Lust told him that they wanted a Philosopher's Stone since Ammo could make them out of thin air instead of (this is a spoiler, so skip to the next paragraph if you're new to Full Metal) souls of the innocent that they need to sacrifice, which include Ed and Al, to make a new Philosopher's Stone since they need all that hard work when this was an easier way. Ammo shook his head, which made Lust angry.
Gluttony then blurs out, "Can I eat him?" Lust then tells him, "No." And it continues, "Can I eat him?" "No." "Can I eat him?" "No." "Can I eat him?" "No." "Can I eat him?" "Yes." "Really?" "No." After about fifty rounds, Lust finally yells, "OK! You can eat him! Now just make sure you finish everything and shut up!" Gluttony was overjoyed as he charged toward Ammo to digest the author. Secretly, Ed was yelling behind the television screen, "Go, Gluttony!" Ammo then claps his hands together and pushes his hand onto Gluttony's head. After Ammo did this, it teleported Gluttony to Jurassic Park. There, Gluttony was standing in front of a gigantic T-rex. The T-rex roars at him, but Gluttony bites off his head and finished him in five minutes. Ammo then put his hands together and teleported Lust to the worst place of torture of the logic for a week, BOBOBO! There she tried to kill Bobobo, but cartoon logic prevented Bobobo to be harmed and the eternal happiness theme drove her insane and sent her to a mental hospital, but that's not important in this fan fiction.
Right now, we turn our attention to Edward, who finally after thousands of lives and millions of coins, finally reaches the end of the tunnel. There, he finds a warp pipe that would lead him to the end of the maze. Ed tried to jump into the air, but he was too short to reach the top of the warp pipe and teleport. He yells to the author, "Hey! I can't reach the warp pipe!" Ammo then complains, "Well if you weren't so short, then you would have made this jump easy." This pissed Ed, but there was nothing Ed could do. Luckily, there was a spring trampoline right next to him, so he picked it up and placed it under the warp pipe. He then jumped on top of it and hit the ceiling. He swore a lot since he forgot about two dimensions and relocated the trampoline. He then gets up to the top and went to the pole. He then went into the castle and the fireworks did their thing again.
After that, Ed asks if he could take a break. Ammo ranted, "Dude. This is called 'Super Elric Brothers,' not 'Super Elric taking a Break Brothers.' Al complains, "That doesn't make sense." Ammo then commented, "Oh shut up, you stupid toaster. It was bad enough I had to order super size for you to wear Luigi's costume." Anyway, Ed continued the game to save 'princess' Winry and the story continues…
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