Col. Mustang's Lonely Hearts Club Band
"I could have gone my whole life without seeing that." Ed said weakly, starring resolutely at the wall. He was not going to look at Mustang. He was NOT going to look. He was not, not, NOT looking.
Roy leapt in front of Ed, in all his naked glory. "I AM the Walrus!" he proclaimed before making a run for it, chased by Armstrong, Fury, and Havoc. Riza was sitting at her desk, studiously ignoring all of them.
"I think I've gone blind." Ed groaned.
"Next time," Riza advised calmly, "don't leave the transmuted mushrooms out where anyone can find them."